yes and I don't like it. 

I am but only on Tuesdays

Not anymore. My body's a temple 

 

I'm a pendejo

2 hours ago, EnigmaticAndroid said:

Not anymore. My body's a temple 

 

 

I barely had time to be single tbh so i didn't have to be one. But if i was, girl i was the HPIC

no actually, an ex puta and future puta for sure tho 

3 hours ago, EnigmaticAndroid said:

Not anymore. My body's a temple 

 

Some temples are open for visitors and full of tourists chile 

I was... but have since stopped, bc I want my h0le to be as tight as possible for my future husband 

 

 

I'm not. I wish I was though.

 

 

I'm not a puta…..I'm THE puta!

Edited December 1, 20241 yr by Danny789

I'm a poo poo!!

 

ooo i have to poop so hard my poop is coming omg its straining oooooooooooooo it is coming out ahhh that feels better it is all green and stinky pee yuu let me flush the toilet *FLUSH* and spray some fabreeze *SPRAY* 

Puta sucia

Until a month ago... i was a MASSIVE one. But not anymore. 

 

Also this reminds me i havent listened to that masterpiece in such a long time. 

I wish.

wait what does this mean? i thought bîtch?

Are you a man? Cause I'm a puta 

No. I'm a woman of God!

I used to be a hoe, but im not anymoe

 

in my chaste era

12 hours ago, Magdalene said:

yes and I don't like it. 

 

embrace it sis 

Si. Soy puta fufurufa señora de la estacion de gas. Mis lonjitas hacen que todos se vuelvan locos

  

 

13 hours ago, shinyshimmery said:

I was... but have since stopped, bc I want my h0le to be as tight as possible for my future husband 

 

 

 

that ship sailed sis, you might as well just enjoy life now