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my own country

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Probably those irrelevant small countries and city states like Monaco, Liechtenstein, Andorra & San Marino. Like be serious :rip:

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USA.  Florida should be a separate country. 

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The small European Countries like :dies:

Other than that

 

-Siberian Russia (Ural + Siberia + Far East) should be its own country..

-Lesotho being surrounded by South Africa is so weird

-Northeast India should be its own state

-Chile should be divided into 2

-Belgium :dies:

-Yugoslavia should be restored

-Borneo should be its own island country

-Ireland + Northern Island should be its own island country

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Austria??? Just merge with Germany so at least you have a not boring ass capital :rip:

 

USA - money hungry, fake and selfish. Who would want to live there :rip:

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4 minutes ago, MonsterJohn said:

Austria??? Just merge with Germany so at least you have a not boring ass capital :rip:

Do you not remember the last time they did this? :rip:

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Moldova should unite with Romania. Moldovan language is the same as Romanian from what I’ve heard

Also aren’t people in Kosovo Albanians?

And isn’t Cyprus Greek?

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8 minutes ago, Virgos Groove said:

Do you not remember the last time they did this? :rip:

I don't know. I just know Hitler was definitely Austrian

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9 minutes ago, MonsterJohn said:

I don't know. I just know Hitler was definitely Austrian

Google "World War 2" and "Holocaust".

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1 hour ago, MonsterJohn said:

Austria??? Just merge with Germany so at least you have a not boring ass capital :rip:

 

USA - money hungry, fake and selfish. Who would want to live there :rip:

Are you kidding? Vienna is one of Europe's most beautiful cities and has been selected as the world's most livable city multiple times. 

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The United States

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2 hours ago, MonsterJohn said:

Austria??? Just merge with Germany so at least you have a not boring ass capital :rip:

 

Girl :rip:

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2 hours ago, MonsterJohn said:

Austria??? Just merge with Germany so at least you have a not boring ass capital :rip:

:rip: it is giving...

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the way I knew somebody would say Portugal, wasn't expecting it in the OP tho :ahh:

 

the one true answer to this is Belgium, even some Belgians would agree. Flanders to the Netherlands, Wallonia to France and Brussels as some kind of 'special European territory' or whatevs

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-not a country per se, but the island of New Guinea never made sense to me. why the hell is half in Asia and the Papua New Guinea half in Oceania :rip: 

-the way Borneo is divided into 3 countries makes my head hurt as well

 

at least the Philippine islands are neatly grouped together and doesn't share any land borders. 

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United States. 

 

I mean it’s just Europeans who stole land from the Native Americans. 

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Everyone's going to say America, and I can't disagree, but to spice things up, I'm going to say the driving in Costa Rica. 

 

Maybe it's because I was in certain cities (like San Jose and Tamarindo), but pedestrians can flat-out walk in front of you, there's no driving lanes, etc. Yes, they have stop signs and things like that, but if I had to drive in Costa Rica, there's a 99% chance I'd get into a car accident that my car insurance would need to be notified about lol

 

That being said, I loved Costa Rica while I was there. 

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7 hours ago, Robert said:

Are you kidding? Vienna is one of Europe's most beautiful cities and has been selected as the world's most livable city multiple times. 

If you retired maybe,it's so boring to me been there twice. Also it's std ridden city, I had chlamydia there and I bareback everywhere I go

 

6 hours ago, Riverbank said:

Girl :rip:

 

6 hours ago, mystery said:

:rip: it is giving...

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I didn't know they joined Germany as Nazi :rip: I often only heard they mentioned Germany, italy, japan and norway

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On 7/7/2023 at 4:26 AM, lander said:

Why Belgium? 

Because of the way the country is divided. You have two regions with distinct cultures and languages, one being French and the other Dutch. And rarely people are bilingual in French and Dutch. Brussels is supposed to be "neutral" and officially bilingual but in reality, most people speak French (and English).

 

For example, imagine you're a Dutch-speaking Belgian travelling in the French part and you have the need for some kind of service (police, medical stuff, whatever). But nobody speaks Dutch and you don't speak French, so how would it happen? Of course, English would be fine. I just find it ludicrous that you wouldn't be able to communicate properly with people from your OWN country or communicate in a language that is not even official (English). You also have a sliver of people speaking German as well. 

 

Also, Belgium is a relatively young country compared to its neighbours like France and the Netherlands, and the story behind its creation is stupid. It used to be part of the Netherlands but other countries like France, the UK and the Russian Empire threatened them with war if they did not grant independence to what is not Belgium.

 

 

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8 hours ago, popmusicisdead said:

-not a country per se, but the island of New Guinea never made sense to me. why the hell is half in Asia and the Papua New Guinea half in Oceania :rip: 

-the way Borneo is divided into 3 countries makes my head hurt as well

 

at least the Philippine islands are neatly grouped together and doesn't share any land borders. 

The island of New Guinea is geographically located in Oceania. It's just the western part falls under Indonesia's sovereignty, that's why it's grouped within Asia category.

 

As in Borneo, the southern part was colonized by the Dutch and the Malaysian/Bruneian part was a British colony. Not sure why Brunei didn't want to join Malaysia though. They don't wanna share oil probably.

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Croatia and Bosnia, just merge them with Serbia

Monaco

Belgium

All of those ex usssr satelite states, just... well maybe when putin is out

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Flanders doesn‘t want to be part of the Netherlands, you‘d either create an even smaller country with a french speeaking capital or force them all to speak one language (which was done in the past but then flemish got popular again).

 

Belgium exists for too long to group them with their neighbouring countries just bc they speak the same language.

 

 

also not people saying Malta, they are their own islands that speak their own language+variant of english, what country should they possibly join? the uk? :rip:

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Hong Kong should have been it's own country 

North Korea shouldn't exist

 

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9 minutes ago, LadyDiana said:

Croatia and Bosnia, just merge them with Serbia

 

Lol. Serbia will never get an ounce of Croatia and Bosnia after all the pain and trauma they have caused in these countries. 

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18 minutes ago, ontherocks said:

Lol. Serbia will never get an ounce of Croatia and Bosnia after all the pain and trauma they have caused in these countries. 

Time heals everything plus people are stupid and forget fast. Look with nazis rising again in Germany. Isn't serbian coulture, or lack of it, popular in those two countries?! Music and way of life?

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