The way my married neighbours talk to each other is so crazy omg. I'm pretty sure they hate each other 

 

It's literally my worst nightmare to be stuck in a loveless marriage

I swear my Facebook wall is only **** like this these days  i have to delete this garbage app

 

 

need this added as an emoji A.S.A.P.

 

 

 

Finally on streaming.

Some guy I bottomed for last month just accused me of giving him chlamydia. I let him pound me for an hour with his 9 inch 🍆and it hurt like HELL/ destroyed my cute lil hole and now he has the nerve to complain to me about his symptomless painless chlamydia

 

These tops go round f******* everyone raw and then get surprised that they have stds , and now you wanna blame me. My results are coming next week, stay tuned

 

I have chlamydia 

clap if you have chlamydia

Ew why does it smell like chlamydia in here

Clap if you got even more than that in high school after toping guy bb ONCE and had to go to the family doctor 'because it hurts when I pee' and prayed that random drug for infections will suffice cause otherwise you'll have to confess whole thing to him and then to parents cause you're a high schooler and don't have money to buy other specific treatements for that

 

Spoiler

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2 hours ago, stupidjock said:

Clap if you got even more than that in high school after toping guy bb ONCE and had to go to the family doctor 'because it hurts when I pee' and prayed that random drug for infections will suffice cause otherwise you'll have to confess whole thing to him and then to parents cause you're a high schooler and don't have money to buy other specific treatements for that

 

that sounds rough   i would not have coped and simply offed myself.
glad things worked out for you tho. (wait did they? )

15 minutes ago, flower moon said:

that sounds rough   i would not have coped and simply offed myself.
glad things worked out for you tho. (wait did they? )

Yeah, I told him that it hurts when I pee and he gave me some random medication to see what will happen and it helped immediately. I don’t know how people who don’t use condoms get away with it cause it didn’t take me a lot to caught something  I dont even know what it was 

Omg I'm so sorry I thought you guys were joking asgdkkdjdjdj 

 

I ****** a guy raw once and now he's advocate for HIV positive people on Instagram ajdjdjdjfh. He says he's undetectable but I've actually wanted to message him and ask if he knew he was positive when we slept together

And I actually let another guy **** me raw last year so I really should get tested

I love sour apples

Palworld taken over my life 

I can't believe I found this gif after so many years 

My favorite gif of all time

 

I feel sorry for people who pre-ordered Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League for early access, only for the servers to be taken down. I had a feeling something like that would happen, that's why I didn't even take the bait.

 

I know it's en vogue to hate Nicki right now and people have every right to. She has done a lot of gross things. But as a longtime fan I'm genuinely concerned for her well-being. She's always been unhinged but her behavior lately is off the deep end and it doesn't seem like she has anyone around her looking out for her. I've seen struggles with addiction and mental health firsthand in my life and her behavior is very reminiscent of all that. I hope she's okay ultimately.

me using my old classic ATRL avi 

just see the 110 pages from nicki megan thread and never bother to have a thought check on that at all. honestly, i dont miss any

Good afternoon my dearest @stupidjock how is your week going so far? 

2 hours ago, KFC said:

Good afternoon my dearest @stupidjock how is your week going so far? 

Hello  I forgot to respond earlier. I’m going back from the gym and about to cook and probably going to sleep soon. I’m EXHAUSTED, I work a lot lately. I’m starting drawing course on Sunday. Wbu?? 

crazy how things can just go downhill one day

The man who gave me one the hottest moments of my life this weekend (and who I fully expected to flat out ghost me afterwards) texted me today, checking in on and me and saying he hopes I’m doing good. I feel so accomplished