@Magickarp when you take a bath does your yeasty dick make the water go fizzy?

18 minutes ago, KFC said:

@Magickarp when you take a bath does your yeasty dick make the water go fizzy?

The way I was meaning to ask that question  (and so much more)

Edited January 13, 20242 yr by stupidjock

The way I have been so irresponsible with my studies in multiple episodes. I am kinda burned out. I wish Bachelor was only two years. 

Edited January 13, 20242 yr by Aristotle

20 minutes ago, stupidjock said:

The way I was meaning to ask that question  (and so much more)

 

My curiosity has been burning me for several weeks until I worked up the courage to ask

 

1 hour ago, stupidjock said:

The way I was meaning to ask that question  (and so much more)

1 hour ago, KFC said:

@Magickarp when you take a bath does your yeasty dick make the water go fizzy?

 

   No, the yeast is mostly inside me. Most women get it once or twice in their life, but rarely men. Originally i thought it was a side effect of my chemotherapy, but i stopped that awhile ago, & this **** is still around

 

Anyway my appt with a specialist is at the end of the month so i hope it's nothing serious. (They're gonna scrape my dick to get a sample ) The current doctors i've seen are starting to think it's some rare bacteria i just got very unlucky with. Cuz i've been on all the strongest meds & the infection has not let up.

11 minutes ago, Magickarp said:

 

   No, the yeast is mostly inside me. Most women get it once or twice in their life, but rarely men. Originally i thought it was a side effect of my chemotherapy, but i stopped that awhile ago, & this **** is still around

 

Anyway my appt with a specialist is at the end of the month so i hope it's nothing serious. (They're gonna scrape my dick to get a sample ) The current doctors i've seen are starting to think it's some rare bacteria i just got very unlucky with. Cuz i've been on all the strongest meds & the infection has not let up.

Is it itchy/uncomfortable/painful?  does it smell? 

 

hope the doctors are able to help 

11 minutes ago, KFC said:

Is it itchy/uncomfortable/painful?  does it smell? 

 

hope the doctors are able to help 

The side effects change on a daily basis  It's not itchy. It's painful 10% of the time, when it gets super dry for a random day. It smells FOUL like 100% of the time tho. FOUL. I've soaked it in vinegar, hydrogen peroxide, talcum powder, & covered it in soap for hours, but it only took 1 hour for it to overpower the soap and smell foul again  

 

And thank u!  I need this **** GONE.

8 hours ago, Magickarp said:

 

   No, the yeast is mostly inside me. Most women get it once or twice in their life, but rarely men. Originally i thought it was a side effect of my chemotherapy, but i stopped that awhile ago, & this **** is still around

 

Anyway my appt with a specialist is at the end of the month so i hope it's nothing serious. (They're gonna scrape my dick to get a sample ) The current doctors i've seen are starting to think it's some rare bacteria i just got very unlucky with. Cuz i've been on all the strongest meds & the infection has not let up.

 The way I thought by now you already had this appointment. But yeah it sounds like some rare bacteria

Apparently you can turn your own yeast infection into bread? But idk how would that work 

Edited January 14, 20242 yr by stupidjock

1 hour ago, stupidjock said:

Apparently you can turn your own yeast infection into bread? But idk how would that work 

If only i was hot i could've made some money out of it 

 

 

the wound I thought was cancerous is now bleeding a lot  turns out the black dot was just blood I am so confused 

but now it's almost gone thank god 

 

think all these bites im getting is from those spiders that are taking over my bathroom 

Dick infection bread, jock itch, a bleeding ***** from spider bites

 

 

1 hour ago, KFC said:

Dick infection bread, jock itch, a bleeding ***** from spider bites

 

 

I was about to write something gross that happened to my dick too but maybe let's not start a trend of this 

Bad time to click on this thread

About 2 months ago, I started putting myself out there to the world that I was bi and wanted to try some you know what. 
 

Man are guys so different from girls, in so many good and bad ways 

Warmed Macaroni mixed with grinded canned  fish tastes really good. Canned fish is cheap and was never my cup of tea but I found a way it can be useful. 

Edited January 14, 20242 yr by Aristotle

Went out with one person today and I really enjoyed it. I had had zero expectations and it went really well and fun

I'm using chatGPT to fill out these job applications and it's making life so much easier omg  I just hope they don't have some sort of AI detection software. I'm changing a few words here and there so I don't see how I would be caught but I'm very scared 

On 1/14/2024 at 7:56 AM, Bears01 said:

About 2 months ago, I started putting myself out there to the world that I was bi and wanted to try some you know what. 
 

Man are guys so different from girls, in so many good and bad ways 

I've found guys to be largely oblivious, uncaring and, quite frankly, idiotic. I understand every woman who's ever complained about a man, honestly. If I were bi, I'd solely go after women—even if I still found guys physically attractive. Even now, I'm able to connect with and understand women, enjoying my time around them and their presence. People like to say that women are hard to read and understand, but I find that guys are. However, I can admire a woman's beauty, like a work of art, but I'm just not attracted in any sexual sense. I could love a woman emotionally, but not physically; whereas, I could love a guy both emotionally and physically, being actually turned on in an insanely elevated way—until they begin to talk. Then it's like, "WTF is happening..." 

On 1/14/2024 at 7:56 AM, Bears01 said:

About 2 months ago, I started putting myself out there to the world that I was bi and wanted to try some you know what. 
 

Man are guys so different from girls, in so many good and bad ways 

I've found guys to be largely oblivious, uncaring and, quite frankly, idiotic. I understand every woman who's ever complained about a man, honestly. If I were bi, I'd solely go after women—even if I still found guys physically attractive. Even now, I'm able to connect with and understand women, enjoying my time around them and their presence. People like to say that women are hard to read and understand, but I find that guys are. However, I can admire a woman's beauty, like a work of art, but I'm just not attracted in any sexual sense. I could love a woman emotionally, but not physically; whereas, I could love a guy both emotionally and physically, being actually turned on in an insanely elevated way—until they begin to talk. Then it's like, "WTF is happening..." 

2 hours ago, DamianSolo said:

I've found guys to be largely oblivious, uncaring and, quite frankly, idiotic. I understand every woman who's ever complained about a man, honestly. If I were bi, I'd solely go after women—even if I still found guys physically attractive. Even now, I'm able to connect with and understand women, enjoying my time around them and their presence. People like to say that women are hard to read and understand, but I find that guys are. However, I can admire a woman's beauty, like a work of art, but I'm just not attracted in any sexual sense. I could love a woman emotionally, but not physically; whereas, I could love a guy both emotionally and physically, being actually turned on in an insanely elevated way—until they begin to talk. Then it's like, "WTF is happening..." 

I’m attracted to woman mostly because I connect with them romantically. After talking to guys, I don’t think I ever could. EVER. Woman are harder to read, but they are more upfront at least 

This is so unusual for me esp. because I am NOT the kind of person to form irrational dislikes, but there's this obnoxious ass, Shaggy (from Scooby Do)-coded white asf guy in both my seminars/courses that I just can't stand

 

I don't know what it is about him. Also my previous group of friends (who I left recently, made a thread about that in Lounge) kept encouraging me to talk to him because he's "nice" (aka they want to **** him lol). Mildly annoying — these ******* talked me into randomly disliking people who are otherwise cool to me for no reason, but I guess it doesn't go the other way. Ick. 

 

1 hour ago, Bears01 said:

I’m attracted to woman mostly because I connect with them romantically. After talking to guys, I don’t think I ever could. EVER. Woman are harder to read, but they are more upfront at least 

Yeah, I understand that completely—you feeling that way after talking to guys. As a guy, myself, I can say that they're just bizarrely dry, uninteresting and unabashedly aloof. And I just feel like it's even worse due to the culture here. Though I've never been involved with a woman romantically, or even sexually, as friends, I can pick up on them quite well—in a way I can't even do with my male friends.

 

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