Lately I’ve been trying my best to NOT MAKE friends at work yet for some reason I keep running into chances and opportunities to make friends at work (I think I’m getting a reputation of being a stuck up *****) while at the same damn time I get ominous TikTok videos about work drama and people getting backstabbed by their coworkers. I hate it out here 

Anybody know who this is?

 

Apple's security is one of the best and worst things. I hate that I have to jump through all of these hoops for my own devices.

someone said I'm 'Saltburn coded'

Edited January 24, 20242 yr by stupidjock

Got back from the Gov subsidised specialist  girl not me waiting months to get this appointment, that got subsidised by only 30%, to get NOTHING  No meds. No cream. (I've used them all before)

 

Apparently what i have is chronic SMEGMA  and they couldn't detect any yeast, but they're gonna grow the culture in the lab for another 2 months, & my next Gov subsidised appointment is in JUNE  They have no idea why my Smegma keeps coming back, & told me the only advice is to keep washing my dick  girl i've burned that ***** for A YEAR. It keeps coming back. It's weird cuz the yeast medication stops the Smegma when i take it, but once i stop she comes back. 

 

At this point i should go just see a standard priced specialist... although i fear the worst cuz there's only one other option... Adult CIRCUMCISION  

 

 

When the doc asked me how many years since i last had sex  

When he then asked if it was with a Girl or Boy

And then "Top or Bottom" with those specific words

3 hours ago, Magickarp said:

At this point i should go just see a standard priced specialist... although i fear the worst cuz there's only one other option... Adult CIRCUMCISION  

Would that be bad tho? I lowkey want to cut my dick 

Hello ATRL

 

Edited January 26, 20242 yr by stupidjock

@flower moon

 

 

Spoiler

 

5 hours ago, stupidjock said:

Would that be bad tho? I lowkey want to cut my dick 

Imagine the recovery pain  it's such a sensitive area... and every time u get hard it will be hell 

3 minutes ago, Magickarp said:

Imagine the recovery pain  it's such a sensitive area... and every time u get hard it will be hell 

It’s like that but eventually that dick area gets used to it and it doesn’t hurt anymore 

I'm drunk and I can't stop thinking about HIM

On 1/22/2024 at 9:20 PM, almanac said:

I wanna see them naked.. together... in bed... flip f*****g 

 

 

@almanac and who's this? I'm so horny rn 

 

Time to unstan Nicki until she gets back on her meds, this is too much

What a beautifully rainy night. It's been a long time since we've had one.

On 1/22/2024 at 10:55 AM, Bewitched said:

Was anyone else personally victimized by looking at Deviantart as a preteen  

rule34 >>>

4 hours ago, Bacardo Royale said:

@almanac and who's this? I'm so horny rn 

 

Emilio Sakraya

9 minutes ago, Bacardo Royale said:

rule34 >>>

Which is fine but when it involves underage characters that’s just disgusting  

6 hours ago, Bacardo Royale said:

Time to unstan Nicki until she gets back on her meds, this is too much

it's a damn shame because PF2 is actually so good, so many gym bops

Just had my first ever hookup with a man….and it was sooooo hot. Rocking body, handsome face, and a big thick you know what. A dream. A literal dream 

I'm ready for spring. I'm over having to dress in layers, especially with the way I've been in the gym.

omfg I had no idea this was from Mother 3 

https://earthbound.fandom.com/wiki/Negative_Man

Hazbin Hotel music outstreaming my faves is crazy, big day for theater kids

my love for Jordan is getting stronger .. that guy is so cute 

when I'm mad I play Austin Mahone and re-read the yeast/smegma saga