Aaron

@Yawn

when you put it like that, that's an absolutely INSANE fall-off. even britney charting more weeks with zero albums released this decade is absurd

because she's annoyingly contrarian and is dead set on squandering all the brat hype and goodwill

It's always been a bland and mediocre album. Now that we're several years removed from the hype, we're seeing evidence of that. There's almost nothing to go back to

So many of the songs on Rihanna's first two albums. I want to love them for quirky y2k reasons but it's impossible

All of them nowadays. Every album cover now is just a random photoshoot pic/glamour shot with no text, it's boring as hell

cute song but some of the production/vocals are overproduced and grating, which is true for the album as a whole as well miley will always be my #1 fave but the album was a swing and a miss, and the critics and GP agreed. super confident that she'll be able to bounce back though

Wow, it's honestly Gaga which feels insane to type ARTPOP and Joanne bring her average down SOOO hard, literally only Rihanna's mixtapes are worse out of this group, and even those have better highlights

Every single one since 2018 being a random one-weeker that no one remembers

Half the album is a skip/snoozefest, too many ballads tbh Love Jealousy, Jealousy, Deja Vu, and Brutal though

I've always felt like this song/interlude (?) was meant to be placed before Glamorous on the tracklist. At the very end, it has the same dispatch radio/walkie talkie sound that Glamorous immediately starts with.

I came for

Ugh that second pic would've been SO good as the album cover

This ChatGPT slop

Expecting Madonna to sound normal on a new song in 2026