deardesperado

she's just a walking embarrassment my god

britney's peak was massive and bigger than rihanna's, but rihanna's lasted longer. overall i'd say Rih is more successful, her consistency and catalog of hits is greater than britney's

metacritic is about to invent a new shade of red for 143's score

Madonna, Taylor Swift, Rihanna, Lady Gaga, Beyoncé, Adele, and Mariah Carey are some of the biggest female artists of all time. Which 3rd album by these ladies comes out as the winner in terms of commercial success? Rank and discuss

jenny from the block

dua’s debut is bigger than ctrl and future nostalgia is bigger than sos (for now) dua has more and bigger hits (don’t start now, new rules, levitating, cold heart are all huge smashes) sza is bigger in the us but dua is much bigger in europe dua wins

her r&b songs always age the best, like streets and you right. her poppier songs like kiss me more and woman aged badly for me and pttr is going down that path

a collab in 2010 would’ve ate and would’ve had an amazing video. but a chromatica gaga and smile katy collab is a recipe for disaster

britney has stronger singles and much stronger tracks and is better overall but ldcat, im real (both versions) and play are bops too

this sounds like everything she’s been releasing for the past like 3 years, same lyrics about her “opps” I just want another i like it from her. hopefully the shakira collab is good

JgLobal above beyonce

that’s if she includes wap (4 years old) and up (3 years old) on it and both songs combined gain less daily than starships that <150k debut won’t be pretty

is it really? pf has more overall sales and is outdoing iop even in the present day. now let’s see if cardis 2nd album (if it even comes out) will be just half as successful as roman reloaded (it won’t)

no track on iop is gaining as much as super bass. bodak yellow gains a dreadful 140k daily which is even less than moment 4 life

pink friday is still gaining more daily streams despite iop being released in the streaming era and having two #1 diamond singles on it

it’s 1 dude getting more money and he dont rap he sing songs

“age: 30” which she turned in 2022, her net worth wasn’t reported as $800m until 2023 on her 31st birthday i know y’all don’t like this girl but use your critical thinking skills. no way you believe she only made pennies from rare beauty

all of the viral tweets and tiktoks about the performance with mainly positive feedback and people wishing she’d go back on tour even with the minimal effort. she can’t lose now imagine if the performance was actually good

be delusional with me for a second imagine… it’s 2022. rihanna gets pregnant with her first child. taylor has no new music on her radar and she plans to go on hiatus until 2023/24. after a few months of silence, rih gives birth and then goes silent again for a month then announces her super bowl performance and drops a pre-order link for new music. the internet goes crazy. next, the hitsdd article comes out saying she’ll be going on a stadium tour in 2023 and has new music coming soon. lift me up/born again are never released and instead she releases a dance pop infectious SMASH that goes #1 on every platform in every country at the start of october. the savage x fenty show and the johnny depp stuff never happen. she announces her album out in november with another smash new single that brings her up to 16 #1’s. the album breaks streaming records and goes #1 across the board. after christmas, she begins teasing her super bowl performance. her performance happens with a stacked set list, amazing choreography and NO PREGNANCY. at the end of the show she announces “im going on tour! check my website for details” and tickets sell out in 5 minutes. she drops the deluxe album with a new single and music video and it goes back to #1 for weeks. she does over 100 million streams the day following her performance. it’s widely acclaimed, regarded as the best halftime show ever and breaks viewership records. she embarks on her own “eras tour” in march which causes a media frenzy and skyrockets her popularity. she releases a string of successful collabs throughout the rest of the year. after the amazing year she’s had she wins multiple grammys in 2024. it becomes regarded as the greatest comeback in history. it hurts knowing what we could’ve had. i hate her

she just needs to release a universal banger with the right promotion and it’ll be a hit. a song that grabs you from the first listen like only girl or umbrella. if she releases something polarizing (like work at first) then the result may be different, but it’ll definitely have big debut numbers.

concert demand has risen immensely since the pandemic ended. someone as big as rih won’t be struggling to sell out tickets. she was struggling to sell out arenas in the us back in 2016 but now someone like dua lipa who lacks a big presence in the us can go on a sold out arena tour. times are different lol

she’s performing again on saturday and sunday right? hopefully she redeems herself

she’s pregnant again.

it’s time for group therapy