While we are at it: How do we feel that Riverdances instrumental is copy and pasted from a Motorolla ringtone song? Like its identical 

 

8 minutes ago, Space&Time said:

I'm sorry. Why is the standard edition CC not on sale today? TF?!

apparently they are only found at records stores rather than retailers like Target and Amazon 

Just now, period sis said:

apparently they are only found at records stores rather than retailers like Target and Amazon 

not the standard edition.

 

it's the "limited edition" that was pulled from the online stores. all the record stores here only have the limited edition with the black vinyl variant to purchase

1 minute ago, Kristie Kuwa said:

While we are at it: How do we feel that Riverdances instrumental is copy and pasted from a Motorolla ringtone song? Like its identical 

 

NOT YOU TOO!

 

That's an April Fool's Joke.

 

Here's the real ringtone.

 

 

12 minutes ago, Jon Snow said:

Since the girls are in the mood again, I'm sharing my setlist. It's not a dream one or one I would like to see the most, but it's the one I can see being a bit realistic.  

 

Some things to have in mind: 

• I went with a RENAISSANCE-type of a setlist where every song is included, since it seems she likes to perform every song from the album at least once, but she won't be doing any other performances besides the tour. 
• I haven't worked that much on this, so there are parts that I haven't paid much attention to. Overall, it's just a thing I did for fun and I'm not thinking about details. 
• I imagined her having a choir for a couple of songs. I think it fits nicely and it would be something she never had on one of her tours. 
• The setlist is really long. It uses 44 songs (not including the ones that would be used in the background or during the interludes), so there should be parts that I would need to cut. I'm not the biggest fan of the SPAGHETTII section, so it could be cut like the big three.  However, it should be noted that I don't imagine most of the songs being performed in full and many of them are already shorter than 2 minutes, so the runtime could be similar to the RWT one. 
• The songs I used for the interludes are not random, but I don't have a clear idea why I've put much of them there. Most of them fit there in my mind. 
• Don't come for me cause of Ring Off. The outro would not only fit there, but it sounds really good (unlike the rest of the song), so that's why it's there with Love On Top as a transition to BODYGUARD. 
• There are probably more things, but I forgot. 

I'm still working on mine, CC is so all over the place out of the album order, but also doesn't work in the album order 🤣☠️. I think she'll take a chance now and push for 50 songs, but I don't see this album being performed in its entirety like her last 3. "LEMONADE" had the advantage of live performances that weren't part of the tour and I think she felt she needed to perform all of RENI since she couldn't work much in 2022 and it had been 5 years since touring. 

Edited April 12, 20242 yr by TizTiz

3 minutes ago, Allopatry said:

not the standard edition.

 

it's the "limited edition" that was pulled from the online stores. all the record stores here only have the limited edition with the black vinyl variant to purchase

well yeah  standard edition probably wont be a thing until they get rid of all this act ii beyince **** at this rate.... 

3 minutes ago, CécredSpaces said:

NOT YOU TOO!

 

That's an April Fool's Joke.

 

Here's the real ringtone.

 

 

Oh wow hahaha I thought it was real

15 minutes ago, CécredSpaces said:

Even Ya Ya is botched. She's still doing runs when the song gets cut off, so Oh Louisiana starts in the middle of her doing her runs. WHY IS IT SO MESSY?!?!!

The album has the same limitations as The Gift. The mixing is also off on TG. That's why I kinda believe it's the album that was created right after The Gift and Renaissance was done after it and she had the time to fix a lot of those issues and improve everything on Ren. The transitions in Renaissance are also seamless and just a work of art by themselves. 

But knowing YA YA was added later, maybe it's not just that. 

12 minutes ago, period sis said:

apparently they are only found at records stores rather than retailers like Target and Amazon 

It's not even the standard edition, it's the "limited" edition that is not quite limited. 3rd week in and the album cover that appears on all promotion media, on Spotify/AM is not actually the album cover for any of the physicals out. I think this physical situation is the worst unprofessional behavior ever displayed by Beyoncé's team. It's not only a scam but it's amateur and just ridiculous. It's just as good that it's not on big retailers yet because it's confusing for people who haven't followed this whole debacle. 

Edited April 12, 20242 yr by BnPac

Protector is the only truly bad song on the album so chopping 5 is kinda hard…….but those under 2 mins songs can go first along with Protector 

 

Also, the album would flow so much better if you add a few EVERYTHING IS LOVE tracks on it like Heard about Us and Summer can easily be added after  Riverdance!! 

11 minutes ago, Kristie Kuwa said:

Swiss will for sure have an explanation for that mess

Not the "Standard" edition really being the "Limited" Edition.  That Creole lady possesses the one horse cover copy in existence.
 

i did speak with a record store here and they are expecting the standard edition vinyl with the full tracklist. they just don't know when it is coming in

 

1 minute ago, Space&Time said:

Not the "Standard" edition really being the "Limited" Edition.  That Creole lady possesses the one horse cover copy in existence.
 

Whats truly hysterical: She had that album sitting for 4(!!!) years and STILL managed to botch the release and do worse than ever in terms of rollout.

 

Lots of marketers in here.

 

 

28 minutes ago, CécredSpaces said:

Plus the transitional intros/outros are BOTCHED. Why are they cut while sound is playing? Instead of finding a point where each song still feels complete even on their own. Like the Renaissance transitions.

 

For example, why does Oh Louisiana end in the middle of the eagle call? Couldn't they have cut it before or after? Desert Eagle starts where that eagle cut off ends, so it's f**king weird.

The eagle is a jump scare and hurts my ears every time. 

 

15 minutes ago, BnPac said:

It's not even the standard edition, it's the "limited" edition that is not quite limited. 3rd week in and the album cover that appears on all promotion media, on Spotify/AM is not actually the album cover for any of the physicals out. I think this physical situation is the worst unprofessional behavior ever displayed by Beyoncé's team. It's not only a scam but it's amateur and just ridiculous. It's just as good that it's not on big retailers yet because it's confusing for people who haven't followed this whole debacle. 

At least for the vinyl, its just the standard black and not any of the fun colors (for now)

1 hour ago, ShouldersSideways said:

I will say I don't skip it, but I'm not sure I get the II Hands II Heaven adoration and the people who compare it to Virgo's Groove are going to hell

 

It is an absolute masterpiece, blending Alternative R&B Trance and Country with lyrics that cut glass. But is it on Virgo's Groove level? No, nothing can and nothing will

Both are amazing but II Hands II Heaven > Virgo's Groove.

 

Dance For You may be better than both, though.

17 minutes ago, Kristie Kuwa said:

Whats truly hysterical: She had that album sitting for 4(!!!) years and STILL managed to botch the release and do worse than ever in terms of rollout.

 

It's what she's truly wanted 

53 minutes ago, BGKC said:

II Hands II Heaven is more comparable to Love Drought (sonically) than Virgos Groove. That comparison makes 0 sense. 

People started comparing it to VG because they are saying it's the best song on the album. So makes sense to compare it to VG, the best song off Renny

Il Hands II Heaven is a very beautiful song, I also don't understand why people hate the comparisons when it's clearly build on the same model, both songs are clearly very similar lyrically and musically, the end of 2H2H is especially very reminiscent of VG. One was clearly made with the other in mind. Virgo's Groove being by far the better song, I want to believe, it is 2H2H improved. 

Virogs Groove is a snooze after while, I dont even bother with it unless im in that mood.

 

2 Hands 2 Heaven gives global classic like I'll Be Missing You.

 

 

Only a handful of songs on the album that comes close to RENI and II Handjobs II Holes ain't one of them, let alone on the same spectrum as "VIRGO'S GROOVE". 

Just now, satellites.™ said:

Virogs Groove is a snooze after while, I dont even bother with it unless im in that mood.

 

2 Hands 2 Heaven gives global classic like I'll Be Missing You.

 

 

I would cream myself AND ejaculate like a helicopter if 2 hands 2 god would miracously pull a Cuff It

21 minutes ago, Comedor said:

Lots of marketers in here.

 

 

you really don't need a marketing degree to know that selling vinyls and cds of your new album with a different name AND cover than what is on streaming / plastered all over the planet is one of the dumbest things any pop star ever came up with 

 

2 minutes ago, Kristie Kuwa said:

I would cream myself AND ejaculate like a helicopter if 2 hands 2 god would miracously pull a Cuff It

. . . I have a feeling you're going to do that regardless 🤣🤣🤣🤣