Flabby

She did her big one on this album; unapologetically authentic to what she wants to say. **** the haters and jamelica james or whatever

Bet your cum tastes nasty

I eat something called a Matilda cake as a treat once a week

Ew I'm not gay. I'm a homosexual

I've lost 30kg this year. My BMI is finally overweight rather than obese All I eat is chicken and oats (not together)

Hey ****, hags and cum rags. I've gotten to a point in my fitness journey where I'm willing to put myself out there again (for better or for worse) and continue my search for my forever guy. HOWEVER, my farts smell like I have a chernobyl power plant fuelling my gut microbiome. I can't exaggerate to you the potency. The worst part is the smell changes every few days so even I can sometimes struggle to get used to it I don't enjoy farting but its one of the most regular occurences of my everyday life and I just don't know how I'm gonna be able to keep a guy if I don't get this bodily function in check. If any of y'all have been in a similar boat then my ears (and anus) are open to suggestions. P.S. please don't recommend I find someone else who does smelly farts

This is her first album I actually love front to back.

Well if you wanted more of the same then you're probably disappointed but this album isn't even a massive shift for her and she's getting so much flack for it. Sometimes you have to just let an artist have the moment they want

I'm glad she subverted expectations - no big songs, no big vocals - just big lyrics and a sustained thematic cohesion

Great album. It doesn't have any high highs like her previous albums which actually makes you sit with all the songs. They flow so well - a complete body of work. Its also incredible seeing her growth through all of the eras even if its more subtle in certain areas. I love how freak bleeds into warning signs

This is about to smash. I've seen so many tik toks of this

I'm still trashing it now and will watch the videos on youtube later

Didn't he have his own little 'offline' retreat thing where no technology was allowed? Vampiric pervert

She ate her debut album... that's why we're still waiting

Too close to trump coming to snatch our green cards

Happy Birthday Lauren's children

I have to confess I bust a nut to a picture of my straight massage therapist this morning. I hope I haven't created a habit for myself I couldn't stop thinking of his hairy arms rubbing on my back... It was kinda hot

Multi-conviction awarded recording artist Chris Brown

I haven't been in around 10 years. I had some wild times but could never go back. If you don't get an STI you'll probably leave with a fungal infection

Well I'm getting older so my perspective is changing - I feel I'm in that weird phase in the middle where I don't feel like an elder but don't necessarily identify as young anymore (I'm 32). So both sides will get a beating if they ask for it

You read my mind

On my 5th listen - The '*' in A*POP must represent a bootyhole because that's what it sounds like this album came from - she should rename the album ASSPOP

The way she diluted her flawless discography with this ****

Tyla sis... what is this hot steaming pile of ****??

It's so euphoric in a chill way. Daddy kaytranada making love to my ears as always