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Private Audition is very cute, but Garden of Eden has "lost smash hit" written all over it Garden of Eden wins with ease

oh my god this is the first time this has ever happened to me on here not me winning so hard!

love Gaga so much but Perfect Illusion was never the one for me. Diamond Heart should've been the lead Houdini is pop perfection, just as good as Don't Start Now imo

it f*cking didn't album version of ET with that flawless bridge > Kanye slop remix > grating ass Dark Horse

yes I do! my mom told me to memorize it when I was like 15 so I did

way too f*cking low cmon now, let's be for real I know some of y'all have your biases re: it being such a departure from The Provocateur, but I stand by my opinion I presented the other day in the album thread that it is in no way a downgrade. I personally would give it around a 7.7: it's a really good debut pop album! it's got its merits that remind me of when Kesha and Gaga debuted, and it reminds me a bit of when Rihanna went full pop girl mode with GGGB. I only am chill with this score cause it's kinda camp for pop girls to occasionally get a lower score. it reminds me that poptimism is finally on the downswing too lol

thank you sometimes lol (particularly when they ignore/appreciate how dorky I am)

wait… people INJECT them?? that's weird. I only know about the powdered stuff you put in protein shakes and sh*t

I take them all the time after my workouts and some nice sauna time hehe

idk who the f*ck they are but her name sounds like someone who'd be a republican against Dean Withers in a Jubilee video and that picture is scary af

both excellent but I'm sorry but the uniqueness of the structure (with the bridge, final chorus, and the outro all being drumless) of Break the Ice gives it the edge for me… Danja's production was so on fire there! one of Britney's absolute best

this, all the way! it reminds me of Animal in its irreverence/party girl vibes, it reminds me of The Fame in how it fully (and dgmw I love The Provocateur too but this album has a more extroverted vibe imo) establishes a persona for the artist, and it reminds me of Good Girl Gone Bad in how full of potential hits it feels

ugh I wish people here would flirt with me this way too sometimes hopefully someday…

I had powdered peptides that I was putting in my protein shakes after my workouts but I just ran out the other day so in about an hour when I'm done with my workout, this'll be my second protein shake without them in like two months. I honestly can't tell how much they've done for me so far, but I'll probably be buying another pack of them from walmart the next time I go cause f*ck it they were relatively cheap after all, besides I'm feeling like they might take some time to really show their work on a body like mine

oh we love to see a talented pop rock queen also be an important role model with a keen moral compass certain other pop rock divas should take note, put on some moisturizer, drink some water, and maybe log out of a certain nine-letter long social medium