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Well since it's apparently not coming home rein me in will probably make it to 20 weeks 🫩

They often don't serve **** the way they used to so that doesn't help matters

Madonna is the queen of pop for a reason. In the fifth decade of her career, she does not need to prove herself with chart performance.

King of Pop for a reason iktr

Picturing it now... the year is 2055... an AI teacher is giving a lecture on why it was a bad idea to co-opt brat's aesthetic for a failed presidential campaign...

They're so bitter for no reason...

Unfortunately discovered ATRL through rage bait screenshots on twitter at the height of the Gaga vs. Katy war in 2013

No. TS13 is gonna sell 4.5 million pure first week.

Omg I think it's still that way... Back when I used to buy multiple copies of my favorite artists' new album and cared about numbers more I would try to go through self checkout but if I couldn't I would make the poor cashier ring each one separately 😭 I just know that target hates my guts to this day

I remember reading an article years ago, I'll update with a link if I can find it, but the article went into all the ways NSYNC fans used to inflate the numbers. They literally organized mass buyouts when No Strings Attached came out because they wanted to beat the record held by the Backstreet Boys at the time. And that was with just one variant. Like many thousands of rabid teenage fans went to the store and bought stacks of literally the same CD, just to get one over on the rival boyband. So, yeah, literally nothing has changed lmao

Maybe someday but today is not that day

Taylongevity snapped Who else has dominated this hard 20 years in

I've been a Gaga fan for nearly 17 years at this point so this is coming from a place of love, if you could call it that. Hiding behind Adele because Gaga hasn't had a platinum debut in 14 years is truly pathetic. Die with a smile may end up the hot 100 year end #1, but we can both agree she doesn't sell albums like either of the women you spend every waking moment pitting against each other.

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My gut says it's gonna be Gaga or Kendrick. They're both overdue but Kendrick has had a banner year so I think the odds are in his favor even though GNX is far from his best work.

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Alexa, which is a bigger number 2 billion or 240 million...

So... full trad wife propaganda? Boring

It's gonna be the eras tour documentary

Adele failed to gross 2 billion dollars on her last tour. What went wrong?

Yes.

You know... I always forget about that! That is exactly why that album sold more than 1m in three separate weeks... week of black friday was its second week and the week just before christmas was I think its fifth week... But that doesn't suit the narrative 🤫🤫🤫

...dare I say bigger than jesus 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🤭

Don't make me pull out my photos from the Fearless tour to prove you wrong... I was just about 13 at the time and wasn't even on social media yet. At that time I couldn't tell you what a platinum certification was and I certainly couldn't tell you how many copies that album sold first week. 💀