conatus

The history books in question:

This is why we don't do discography rates 5 minutes after a new album comes out

And I stand by it

there she goes again

Pas de dupe kind of sounding like the greatest song of all time this evening

I kind of hate that one but I won't pretend there isn't two other songs on Man's Beautiful Dark Twisted Friend that aren't kind of solid 10s for me

I'm saving my 8s for the real hits

Rebecca Black is a PSYOP

Disease will be getting her 7s which, if we had been allowed 0s, would be more than all of the songs on at least one of these albums would be getting combined

I need to sit in silence after sitting through that again. No idea how I'm going to give it scores that don't instantly look like trolling.

Definitely not with my score

Headache, Unconditional, and Fantasy tying for first place with a perfect 10 average

Oh Jesus J...

Eldest Daughter might literally be the worst song ever released* and I'm excited for us all to score it accordingly *and it's not even my least favourite on the album somehow

Forcing my boyfriend to listen to Slopgirl for the first time

How low can an average go before you throw out the ballot? Just out of curiosity/asking for a friend/etc.

I technically didn't say each of the five

Will obviously do this though. I don't love any of these albums, and still haven't heard Lily's, but the five I have heard do have some highlights.

no 0s? dpmo

Carpe diem, queen

Ugh, this one makes me want to get raw dogged at a beach resort so bad She made this one especially for the British gays #ThankYouGarageriah

It's become less distracting over time, the power of a bop and all that