Florence Belch

Whew, if she's serving on the level of Reni Jesus' Polish excellence, then it's over for the other Bjöbs!

Hold My Glans' distorted intro never fails to make me cackle, why does she sound like she's drowning? TeeEeeEell meeEeeE... YOU NEEee-eeed meeEEEEeeeE

If you are gonna sabotage Garbage, at least do it in the most hilarious way, otherwise we are throwing you off a Scottish cliff babe

What about your comments for Stupid Girl and Subhuman omfg Dress-gate is nothing compared to what you (and someone else) did to that song, we are gonna be blessed with the highest form of camp

The world to Gwen everyday:

As long as I don't catch you hanging around with Satani + Hitler and their friends

2024 is highkey the band's darkest year tbh, let's just ignore it babe

What if I were to tell you that you've contributed to some of the worst sabotages and you are not going to see Heaven for them

We don't talk anymore about this Rectum's version in our dusty coven, only about this banger for the ages

Some of your comments on Garbage, your -1 and 0s.. whew, you decided to be hateful and I live for it

When half of the thread's pages is just @Album Leak throwing curses at anyone for the inevitable Many Doubts' universal pannings

Everybody Scream.mp3 the happiest 40th birthday to the lead vocalist and primary songwriter of the immaculate "Florence and the Machine", the enchanting Florence Leontine Mary Welch

This nasty phag is really living his pop girls' fantasy while polluting Sardinia huh? First a private concert held by miss Perry, now another one by Gags and Chris Martin?

The GP had one mission too: make this quotable banger a smash like Grammy. But unfortunately they failed her

She had one mission: honour the UK female rock scene and erase Radiometh in the process. She brilliantly succeeded