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DWAS is an organic eternal global smash. Took less than two years to garner more total streams than EVERY Taylor Swift track and here it is already outstreaming her recent releases.

#11 DWAS - 2.481.111 #15 (-8) Patient Zero - 2.394.913 Oops. And two Olivia songs above it as an extra bonus.

Spotify Global #11 (-1) Die With A Smile - 2.481.111 #137 (+23) Paparazzi - 1.138.637 (*NEW PEAK*) New global peak for Paparazzi, it's previous peak was #145 during the GAGAcabana effect.

DWAS is kind of insane. Almost top 10 most streamed song in Spotify history and it's the only song in the top 100 still pulling 3M+ daily. https://kworb.net/spotify/songs.html

I can think of a certain other person who managed to release four tracks at the same time that are far worse.

Abracadabra is 120M away from crossing 1B so I guess we'll see you in that inevitable chart thread (like always). What will the excuse be then? Thanks Bruno? ❌ Solo song? ❌ Solo song from an album this decade? ❌ "Call me when she gets it a solo song that doesn't start with "A" with more than 1 billion Dpotify streams"?

2B streams + SOTY Grammy nom but the only push they did was send it to French radio. Okay.

Need the Grammys to serve a reverse Swiftspearean experience and finally wake up like critics have this year.

Seeing DWAS back inside top 10 only to scroll down to see Judas and Poker Face completely falling off the chart...

Taylor having the same entries as Gaga? Where is the #3 song this week on the Billboard Hot 100 (Cleveland!)? What about her heavily promoted former #1 single I Knew It, I Knew You? Both already N/A on the Global Spotify Charts. I guess that's what happens when you compare SOLO global classics by Lady Gaga to flash in the pan fraudulent chart tactics.

MC: 84 based off 5 reviews added so far. Thank you Canada Dry the Madonna Music (2000) successor that you are.

Vanish In You (Apple Music Live) would have been her next Best Pop Solo Performance nom. Oh well, at least she'll have the Allure Best of Beauty 2027 Awards to look forward too.

I guess Billboard was right, we're still all too busy streaming Olivia to notice Taylor's non-hits.

DAY 13 #5 (-2) Patient Zero 3,320,162 #131 (-48) Babylon 1,316,799 #196 (-80) Pink Clouding 1,149,391 N/A Cleveland! Time to update the thread title sis. @PumpkinTim

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6 solo hits across 3 decades charting oh GlobalGa the hitmaker that you are.

Great to see them all so stable inside the top 200 especially with how chaotic Spotify's recent algorithm is. Excited for the Gagaween weekend update.

The concept of an album charting for 1 year and 11 weeks having "poor longevity". Even funnier knowing the OP is a OG Katy Perry stan who's albums can't even chart for a month.

Yet another film award Taylor has yet to win.

Cats (2019) Gross: $78.4M Budget: $100M+ RT 19 JFAD would be an improvement for her film standards.

I still find it hilarious how Katy's own stans are so hyper aware of how fragile her career and existence in the music industry was that a pair of scissors and box dye was enough to kill it. OT: Witness was as political as a wet fart.

Wow #1 songs really used to mean something... I still remember the gag of Only Girl going #1 AFTER What's My Name.

No. Even Billboard's writers said it wasn't.

What does AOTY have to do with anything? That clearly hasn't helped her in the movie industry. She has yet to land a successful acclaimed movie role/soundtrack song or win any major film award unless you count The Teen Choice she won for voice acting in The Lorax.