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TOTGA is N/A on every metric outside of Spotify. As if we needed further proof of how fraudulent this "viral" throwback song is. We're to believe it's somehow top five on global Spotify yet outside the top 30 on the actual charts? We've see her tour ticket sales, movie box office gross and performance of her latest singles to know no REAL person is showing up for Katy Perry outside of Litmus' streaming farm bots.

Madonna's Danceteria is winning Dance Pop, it's a category they can award Confessions II while paying it dust everywhere and she has the benefit of the Mayhem producers credited on the track. It'd track as a trend of them awarding the gayest songs in said category. I don't see her getting any Grammy nominations. TDD and Runway where both such no events. As much as Requiem was incredible, it also flew under the radar as an AM exclusive event. I wish they treated her like some other artists where she could just submit an album track like Vanish Into You and win SOTY/ROTY two years after said album was released.

I guess there just isn't that many throwback playlists to put her music on. You can't expect Katy Perry to be put on playlists such as Today's Top Hits.

Except she isn't. #24 Lady Gaga (+2) #28 Katy Perry (-3) OT: Very surprised by this, I would have expected "Katymania" to at least send her inside the top 20 global artists chart but then again, TOTGA isn't even top 30 on the global charts worldwide. Only so much you can do with botted autoplays on throwback music said artist doesn't even own anymore.

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I can't wait to see the fumes and usual tired excuses when the song eventually becomes the most streamed song of all time on the platform. Oh DWAS you eternal smash and OGH ender.

Crazy how much of a NON event this throwback song is on EVERY other metric that isn't botted Spotify autoplay by Litmus. The song has yet to peak inside the top 20 on the Billboard Global 200 and is about to fall below Die With A Smile. The Katys walking around thinking it's the biggest global "solo" hit of the year and there's 30 other songs bigger than it globally this week. Billboard Global 200 #31 TOTGA (-4) #33 DWAS

Others couldn't do it solo either hence why Gaga is the one who holds the record.

Lady Gaga has just overtook Billie Eilish to claim the most streamed song of all time by a lead female artist on Spotify and 12th overall. From shaky starts to shattering Spotify records. Are you surprised?

Oh well. Onto the next label that's willing to sign her.

The Emmys do hate her - ensuring she wasn't credited for TIHTY, awarding her projects when she isn't a recipient and only giving her SuperBowl halftime one Emmy for Outstanding Lighting Design. Watch them give it to South Park and win the Best Choreography category.

Runway - 236k Watch It Burn + Bandaids - 140k 143 (album) - 148k

Also Spotify updated the main Halloween playlist five days ago and Bloody Mary, Abracadabra and The Emmys Dance are all still there. Gagaween indeed.