Anyway Lana would vanish from streaming charts if there was better access to therapy for the masses.

 

1 minute ago, popmusicisdead said:

so much Lorde drags in here but not enough for the real enemy, Halsey.

it's hilarious how much she wants to act like she's some sort of alt-Jesus. not with those pop hits hunny. you will never be Lana. you're not even Melanie Martinez.

hope she's really retiring. -$20M is no joke

 

 

 

oh end it 

 

hasbeen really thought she was changing the game with her mid songs 

 

Underrated Masterpieces from AOTY-Worthy Albums

 

 

 

I still find it funny a certain lorde stan had the audacity to call lana "sleep music" 

 

look in the mirror sis 

 

1 minute ago, suburbannature said:

borefests but changed the entire music scene and ended as the decade's second most-acclaimed female artist after Bey

 

And yet Taylor gave Lana one sentence on her biggest hit to date

 

5 minutes ago, suburbannature said:

Reminder (comparing primarily their most commercial eras):

 

Lana US album certs: 8x platinum

Lorde US album certs: 6x platinum

 

Lana UK album certs: 9.25 x platinum

Lorde UK album certs: 1.5 x platinum

 

Lana single certs: 49.5 million

Lorde single certs: 31.5 million

 

 outsold the yellow teeth singer 

Is everyone okay?

the solar power praise... my god just embarrassing

 

imagine having to pretend you like that mess because your lazy fave cant come up with an album before hitting the 5 year break

 

 

Also **** Grimes in case nobody said it in the last 156 pages

Just now, Wonderland said:

And yet Taylor gave Lana one sentence on her biggest hit to date

 

lucky for you she released a remix featuring much more lana!

 

 

sweet dreams honeybear. 

 

Daily streams

 

Born to Die - 4,115,565

Ultraviolence - 2,684,420

NFR - 2,104,997

 

- GAP -

 

Pure Heroine - 1,195,524

Melodrama - 763,231

Solar Power - 189,848

 

Just now, secretgarden said:

lucky for you she released a remix featuring much more lana!

 

 

sweet dreams honeybear. 

 

Nice try but that's a different artist called More Lana Del Rey!

 

Just now, suburbannature said:

Daily streams

 

Born to Die - 4,115,565

Ultraviolence - 2,684,420

NFR - 2,104,997

 

- GAP -

 

Pure Heroine - 1,195,524

Melodrama - 763,231

Solar Power - 189,848

 

but what about the decade old grammy!!!!!!!!

 

 

1 minute ago, suburbannature said:

Daily streams

 

Born to Die - 4,115,565

Ultraviolence - 2,684,420

NFR - 2,104,997

 

- GAP -

 

Pure Heroine - 1,195,524

Melodrama - 763,231

Solar Power - 189,848

 

All those streams yet still no Grammy. Ouch

 

Lana's sons:

- Hasbeen

- Bore

- Felonie

- Midllie

- Olivia

 

Lorde haters really reek of insecurity, she drops an album every four years and minds her damn business 

Billie Eilish ended ANAL Del Rey and LORDe tho

 

 

 

 

the plethora of hits

something ANAL can't relate

Just now, secretgarden said:

but what about the decade old grammy!!!!!!!!

 

 

Exactly

 

Just now, Wonderland said:

Nice try but that's a different artist called More Lana Del Rey!

 

Sounds like the only thing worse than Lana Del Rey 

Just now, Kayseri Mantisi said:

 

on a positive note, it's still shocking how this Lorde looks like she could be this Lorde's mom

 

she looked phenomenal in the Hot Ones video and pretty much the entire SP era.

too bad the album was literal sewage

 

Just now, Wonderland said:

All those streams yet still no Grammy. Ouch

 

Your metric for success is the organization that gave Harry's House AOTY btw

 

 

Just now, secretgarden said:

but what about the decade old grammy!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

Just now, Wonderland said:

All those streams yet still no Grammy. Ouch

 

 

not these posts back to back oh desperate royalists... never change

 

 

1 minute ago, GoatGly said:

Lorde haters really reek of insecurity, she drops an album every four years and minds her damn business 

blame @Kayseri Mantisi

 

Edited April 2, 20242 yr by suburbannature

Nobody in the GP can name a single anaL song