Strut it out, strut it out, eyes on me (Eyes on me)

 

Watch me strike a pose, feel my heat (Feel my heat)

 

 

Spin it 'round, spin it 'round, three-sixty

 

Ain’t no boundaries here, no cameras, please

 

Edited April 25, 20233 yr by Unusualyou

right?? It's amazing 

I'm sorry but there's absolutely nothing to appreciate. It's genuinely (and I'm not exaggerating) the worst song OF ALL TIME and will always hold this title.

It's fun... I like the beat 

Just now, Breakdown said:

I'm sorry but there's absolutely nothing to appreciate. It's genuinely (and I'm not exaggerating) the worst song OF ALL TIME and will always hold this title.

The chorus tend to be a little grainy but it’s an amazing pop song, the bridge and the outro are one of her best 

10 minutes ago, magazine said:

right?? It's amazing 

Exactly, it’s such a fun song 

11 minutes ago, Breakdown said:

I'm sorry but there's absolutely nothing to appreciate. It's genuinely (and I'm not exaggerating) the worst song OF ALL TIME and will always hold this title.

cant be anything worse than on Britney Jean

It's ok to be a stan and not worship everything an artist does

 

I've loved Britney since I was 8 years old, but this Donald Duck mess is not good. It could have been cute with her 98-01 vocals but that's it.

I've always liked it. It's very cute, it's like a Soda Pop part two.

surprisingly this and the cash cash remix of make me are the only songs I added to my library from glory. Private show is potentially the worst song of all time but its a guilty pleasure

I was surprised to see the mixed reception for this one... and then I wasn't.

 

Further proof of a deep generational chasm that divides ATRL into two camps; the twentysomething pop sophisticates with 15 to 20 years of top-shelf pop consumption to their name, and an unruly kid crew with Scream Queens avatars and tributes to Nick Jonas in their signatures. It's not that the latter generation is a lost cause entirely, but they've clearly never heard a "Britney" — that is, they've never encountered a voice quite as distinctive as Britney's. "But I know Britney! Circus was the first album I bought!" First off, ask for a refund. And no, you don't know Britney, you know a very stilted and subdued version of the iconic performer.

 

The Britney of "Private Show" is Britney as Britney is intended to sound. She very skillfully vacillates between a range of tones; she nasally, then guttural, then grainy, then nasally again, then delicate. (And yes, that's how she's supposed to do it.) She's sultry. She's goofy. She's sounds slightly absurd. She's fully engaged. She's expressive in ways that "technically superior" vocalists just aren't. She is brilliant. You have no idea how brilliant she is.

 

This is the probably purest attempt Britney has made to harness some of that ineffable charm that made her early work so irresistible. I adore it.

I love the heat and the post chorus but the vocals are NOT it. How this didn’t drag glory down to witness level acclaim… thankfully man on the moon and invitation did what was needed 💋

20 minutes ago, Karla Cabello said:

I was surprised to see the mixed reception for this one... and then I wasn't.

 

Further proof of a deep generational chasm that divides ATRL into two camps; the twentysomething pop sophisticates with 15 to 20 years of top-shelf pop consumption to their name, and an unruly kid crew with Scream Queens avatars and tributes to Nick Jonas in their signatures. It's not that the latter generation is a lost cause entirely, but they've clearly never heard a "Britney" — that is, they've never encountered a voice quite as distinctive as Britney's. "But I know Britney! Circus was the first album I bought!" First off, ask for a refund. And no, you don't know Britney, you know a very stilted and subdued version of the iconic performer.

 

The Britney of "Private Show" is Britney as Britney is intended to sound. She very skillfully vacillates between a range of tones; she nasally, then guttural, then grainy, then nasally again, then delicate. (And yes, that's how she's supposed to do it.) She's sultry. She's goofy. She's sounds slightly absurd. She's fully engaged. She's expressive in ways that "technically superior" vocalists just aren't. She is brilliant. You have no idea how brilliant she is.

 

This is the probably purest attempt Britney has made to harness some of that ineffable charm that made her early work so irresistible. I adore it.

 

gather them, jade!

this is such a jam, that infamous post was a bit right ngl

58 minutes ago, Karla Cabello said:

The Britney of "Private Show" is Britney as Britney is intended to sound. She very skillfully vacillates between a range of tones; she nasally, then guttural, then grainy, then nasally again, then delicate. (And yes, that's how she's supposed to do it.) She's sultry. She's goofy. She's sounds slightly absurd. She's fully engaged. She's expressive in ways that "technically superior" vocalists just aren't. She is brilliant. You have no idea how brilliant she is.

 

This is the probably purest attempt Britney has made to harness some of that ineffable charm that made her early work so irresistible. I adore it.

 

 

 

The worst song on glory

28 minutes ago, crf13 said:

The worst song on glory

Just Luv Me says hi 

49 minutes ago, crf13 said:

The worst song on glory

Not when Matches is right there 

2 hours ago, Karla Cabello said:

I was surprised to see the mixed reception for this one... and then I wasn't.

 

Further proof of a deep generational chasm that divides ATRL into two camps; the twentysomething pop sophisticates with 15 to 20 years of top-shelf pop consumption to their name, and an unruly kid crew with Scream Queens avatars and tributes to Nick Jonas in their signatures. It's not that the latter generation is a lost cause entirely, but they've clearly never heard a "Britney" — that is, they've never encountered a voice quite as distinctive as Britney's. "But I know Britney! Circus was the first album I bought!" First off, ask for a refund. And no, you don't know Britney, you know a very stilted and subdued version of the iconic performer.

 

The Britney of "Private Show" is Britney as Britney is intended to sound. She very skillfully vacillates between a range of tones; she nasally, then guttural, then grainy, then nasally again, then delicate. (And yes, that's how she's supposed to do it.) She's sultry. She's goofy. She's sounds slightly absurd. She's fully engaged. She's expressive in ways that "technically superior" vocalists just aren't. She is brilliant. You have no idea how brilliant she is.

 

This is the probably purest attempt Britney has made to harness some of that ineffable charm that made her early work so irresistible. I adore it.

i was waiting for this

2 hours ago, Karla Cabello said:

I was surprised to see the mixed reception for this one... and then I wasn't.

 

Further proof of a deep generational chasm that divides ATRL into two camps; the twentysomething pop sophisticates with 15 to 20 years of top-shelf pop consumption to their name, and an unruly kid crew with Scream Queens avatars and tributes to Nick Jonas in their signatures. It's not that the latter generation is a lost cause entirely, but they've clearly never heard a "Britney" — that is, they've never encountered a voice quite as distinctive as Britney's. "But I know Britney! Circus was the first album I bought!" First off, ask for a refund. And no, you don't know Britney, you know a very stilted and subdued version of the iconic performer.

 

The Britney of "Private Show" is Britney as Britney is intended to sound. She very skillfully vacillates between a range of tones; she nasally, then guttural, then grainy, then nasally again, then delicate. (And yes, that's how she's supposed to do it.) She's sultry. She's goofy. She's sounds slightly absurd. She's fully engaged. She's expressive in ways that "technically superior" vocalists just aren't. She is brilliant. You have no idea how brilliant she is.

 

This is the probably purest attempt Britney has made to harness some of that ineffable charm that made her early work so irresistible. I adore it.

This iconic pasta justifies the existence of this awful song 

21 minutes ago, Unusualyou said:

Not when Matches is right there 

and Just Luv Me

54 minutes ago, Josh said:

and Just Luv Me

Just luv me is cute wyd

2 hours ago, 40000000000000 said:

this is such a jam, that infamous post was a bit right ngl

Yes, Pikachoo was ahead of his time 

Worst song on Glory, period. What You Need>>>

 

Someone on here said it would be a good song for Ariana, and I can absolutely hear her voice on this. She would kill it. 

9 minutes ago, Unusualyou said:

Just luv me is cute wyd

its boring and too damn long