WalkAway

Legendary era

Soon? Oh, see you in 5 years. But what an album, what an era. Inspired other Circus themed eras, Queen.

Sweetie, her catalog is doing 1B streams a year, and last year she did 1,44B streams, she's good. Worry about your pockets.

You know you don't have to visit all of them. Turn off your notifications, sweetie. Car Wash is such a banger.

Don't worry about her streams. She's getting every cent, unlike your fave.

touch grass

Because she lives her private, law-abiding life, far away from controversies, unlike her peers who are a mess every damn week because they need attention.

It's so pointless to talk about her looks. Yes, she's botched, been botched for decades, like what is she supposed to do about it? Not exist?

what the hell

Xtina prefers Just Eat, skinny legend.

Of course, she's ordering flowers from Uber Eats and not actual food.

Funny how scientists are only trustworthy when the result is cocaine.

You are obsessed. D.M.F is a Britney stan who pretends to be an unhinged Fighter, and y'all are falling for it.

So what you're saying is that Christina isn't even that far behind. Now do Gaga vs Katy. Also, as a Gaga stan, you should know better, sometimes cheap, manufactured, inoffensive crap sells more. Shocker, I know.

If you know Sabrina, you know her entire aesthetic is based on Xtina's Back to Basics.

And you're in your dirty room on an air mattress, typing this on your neighbour's Wi-Fi, and what now?

She looks great. But we need new music.

She probably just means that she understands her gibberish on IG, and people are suddenly searching for some hidden meaning.

She looks so damn good

You have to be mentally ill to believe that Jay Z needs to hire "fans". People show up for anybody, be for real now.

Put them in jail for good

You clearly don't know your pop music history. Avril came out guns a-blazing, hating on Christina and Britney, calling them hoes and whatnot, that was their whole marketing strategy back then, that she's not like them, that she's an "anti-pop princess." Why the hell would Christina be friendly with this heffa? You people will use absolutely anything to push your narrative.

God forbid a young woman doesn't want to be touched by creepy old men. And then some gays, who have no idea what she's been through in this industry, judge her for setting boundaries.

Can't wait to read all about it on Britney's IG.

Name all of the artists