Anticipating

No, I'm not shocked that a song released in the streaming era (as well as peak autoplay year) "sold" more than a song from 2009.

The fact y'all been running with this one receipt for the past 10 years proves my point

No. She has 0 iconic videos and her legacy is forgotten. Only gay men born in the 80s or early 90s care about her (and even then, that's questionable).

It's sending me that all of the sudden everyone is mad that pop girls keep mentioning Blackout and not your fav's dusty albums Seethe. They even know the deep cuts

Girl be serious... Ester Dean was basically her Myah Marie for years. And let's not talk about vocals

They awarding dead people over Xtina

You do realize that playlisting is based on demand, right? If a song has high skip rates they're not going to keep it there... and Britney has more multigenerational appeal than most of those girls so it makes sense that she'd get the most support. But you wouldn't know about that stanning for a relic with 0 classics and a forgotten legacy.

Her IG stories She's so embarrassing

Levitating sweetie

What is it about the Princess of Pop's catalog that keeps people coming back after nearly 28 years?

The mental gymnastics to exclude the late 90s girls

BOMT: N/A Oops: 5 months Britney: ~2 years ITZ: ~4 years Blackout: ~8 years Circus: ~9 years Femme Fatale: 11 years Britney Jean: 13 years Glory: 16 years

Until January 1st, yes.

I mean this in the nicest way possible, but... I can't tell whether you struggle with the English language, or if you're just not very bright Is everything okay at home? OT: Looking at a cute 2.7M unfiltered

Decent debut Numbers are lower now compared to last year, so the fact she barely declined from EOTW and actually debuted 10 spots higher is a good sign.

"charli twice liv lorde addison njz"

Something Mid was ended

This is SO River meets Plastic Hearts with a hint of CBT omg I'm so glad it's not just Something Mid 2.0 She came through.. and this is easily her best to date.

My fav Christina Aguilar: Aguilar: 136,523,367 // 32,447,819

Shakira is Gen x OT: Best: Toxic Worst: Dark Horse

So why does she keep stealing from the likes of Britney and Beyoncé and not Ariana and Dua? Not to mention she's always flip flopping about her influences. She's manufactured as hell.

Rachel ended her

Girl you joined ATRL in 2014... unless you were like 5 years old back then (which is highly unlikely), there's no way it was before your time

This anal sex anthem Oh thank you for your service Robyn

Not in any shape or form It at least charted though, unlike AGUILERA