Happy 2025!!

lemme know if im missing something.

 

January 

- Judge attacked by man in Las Vegas courtroom

- Jeffrey Epstein's sex offender documents leak

- Nicki Minaj vs Megan Thee Stallion Feud; HISS & Big Foot

- Ariana Grande releases Yes, And; receives backlash for being a homewrecker

 

February

- Willy Wonka's Chocolate Experience in Glasgow

- Grammys snub SOS, Midnights win AOTY

- Jennifer Lopez Crashes Out; album panned, tour canceled, marriage heading to divorce

 

March

- Israel-Hamas War erupts; US sides with Israel

- Major companies support divided for Palestine & Israel

- Xtina leaves RCA, gets skinny, and joins Sony Music

- Beyoncé releases Cowboy Carter; abandons era to sell perfume, haircare, and whiskey

 

April

- Drake vs Kendrick Lamar Feud; series of diss tracks

- Madonna sued by fans for being late & lipsyncing

- Taylor Swift releases TTPD; releases [36] nonstop variants

- Sabrina Carpenter releases Espresso; becomes new MPG

- Chappell Roan performs at Coachella; becomes new MPG

 

May 

- Sean 'Diddy' Combs vs Cassie hotel assault went viral

- Dua Lipa releases Radical Optimism; gets shaky reviews 

- Billie Eilish releases HMHAS; gets critically acclaimed

- Nicki Minaj gets arrested while touring in Amsterdam

- Cardi B announces no album; calls fans the worst

 

June

- Justin Timberlake DUI; police doesn't know him

- Charli XCX debuts brat summer

- Normani finally releases her debut album Dopamine

- Rihanna debuts Fenty Hair; continues to troll about R9

 

July 

- Assassination Attempt in Pennsylvania; Tr*mp survives.

- Joe Biden leaves Presidential Race; endorses Kamala Harris

- Ice Spice releases debut Y2K; becomes laughing stock

- McDonalds rethinks prices after sales flopping

 

August

- Taylor Swift cancels Vienna concert due to terrorist attack

- French athlete, Anthony Ammirati, loses Olympics due his own p*nis

- "Demure" becomes apart of everyone's vocabulary

 

September 

- Sean 'Diddy' Combs arrested; denied bail 3x trial in 2025

- Katy Perry release 143; critical & commercial failure - 37 Metacritic

- Hurricane Helene strikes; most deadliest next to Katrina & Maria

- Baby Hippp, Moo Deng, went viral and starts biting 

 

October 

- One Direction member Liam Payne dies in Argentina

- Timothée Chalamet debuts lookalike contest trend

- Elon Musk debuts Tesla Robotaxi event in Hollywood

- Lady Gaga's triple-threat promo fails; Joker, Harlequin, and Disease underperforms

 
November 

- 45th US President is now the 47th US President

- Mike Tyson ends retirement to fight Jake Paul; Tyson loses

- Drake seeks legal action against Not Like Us and UMG

- Young Thug officially released from custody

- Legendary producer Quincy Jones dies at 91

 

December 

- Luigi Mangione assassinates UnitedHealthcare CEO 

- Beyoncé finally promotes Cowboy Carter at NFL Halftime

- Former President Jimmy Carter dies at 100

- SZA finally releases LANA after 10 months of ghosting

- Dua Lipa gets engaged 

Long year 

crazy f*cking year, truly 

I'd throw in Ariana and Cynthia smash with Wicked, Baby Reindeer becomes shock surprise smash on Netflix and "real Martha" sues Netflix for defamation, and Beyonce being OUT- at the CMAs and the following discourse/controversy

eternal sunshine release in March, wcbf smashes

Edited January 1, 20251 yr by LustSpell

November

-ATRL Servers are finally fixed.

wAit I thought we were recapping our 2024

 

Well December Hyunjin breaks the Internet being most talked about and search artist just by getting a hair cut 

2024 was really a cursed year. Hopefully 2025 will be normal