Using this is almost cheating, but the ammount of quotable lines it has is INSANE.

 

Life is the *****, and death is her sister
Sleep is the cousin—what a fuckin' family picture
You know Father Time, and we all know Mother Nature
It's all in the family, but I am of no relation

 

Talkin' to myself because I am my own consultant
Married to the money, **** the world; that's adultery

 

I speak the truth, but I guess that's a foreign language to y'all

 

Paper chasin', tell that paper, "Look, I'm right behind ya"
*****, real G's move in silence like lasagna

People say I'm borderline crazy, sorta kinda
Woman of my dreams, I don't sleep, so I can't find her

 

Like-

Dick fatter than Peter Griffin and the head bigger than Stewie

 

Face covered in cum
My mama thought it was a soap mask

 

Pubic hairs all in my mouth?

Not again!

So when I suck your dick now I use bobby pins

 

He smoke trees while I'm up on my knees

After that cook him steak and grilled cheese

Then back to riding that d*ck until he can't breathe

He f*cked me so good I couldn't find my weave

(Where it at?) 

 

Don’t need no drink to get naughty

’Cause b*tch I’m not Bill Cosby

 

 

might take a nap make him eat it from the back

said he don’t do drugs but his tongue in my crack

i know they tea bagging, btches is tessssssssty

get you a vacuum, btches is messssssssssy

letssssss see

after all of that surgery you are still ugly, now that is what getsssss me

 

not in the song, but damn

 

 

Time machine ******* always talkin bout the old day, when they was hot, when they was touring with the OJays. 

Like MJ doctor, they killing me

they need rappers like me...

 

THEY NEED RAPPERS LIKE ME

 

SO THEY CAN GET ON THEY F***ING KEYBOARDS AND MAKE ME THE BAD GUY 

 

CHUN LI 

 

 

P-p-p-***** like girls, damn, is my ***** gay?
It's a holiday, Play-With-My-***** Day
***** this, ***** that, ***** taken
***** ride dick like she a Jamaican
***** stay warm, ***** on vacation
You loose ******* need a ***** renovation
Y-y-you could eat it with a ***** reservation
P-p-***** 'bout to get a standin' ovation
Clap, clap, clap for this *****, *****
But I can't give this ***** to a ***** *****

I will fly to Dubai in a yacht 

I don’t listen to the rap genre much so I’ll cheat and say

He can be my jailor, Burton to this Taylor

 

and

 

I bury hatchets but I keep maps of where I put ‘em

I am not Jasmine, I am Aladdin
So far ahead, these bums is laggin'
See me in that new thing, bums is gaggin'
I'm startin' to feel like a dungeon dragon
Rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon
I'm startin' to feel like a dungeon dragon

 

 

Yesssssssssss!!!! 

1 minute ago, Beyondslay said:

I am not Jasmine, I am Aladdin
So far ahead, these bums is laggin'
See me in that new thing, bums is gaggin'
I'm startin' to feel like a dungeon dragon
Rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon
I'm startin' to feel like a dungeon dragon

 

 

Yesssssssssss!!!! 

Who the **** want war?
FedEx beef straight to your front door
It'll be a murder scene
I'm turnin' Pink Friday to Friday the 13th
A'ight, you Lil' Kim clone clown
All this buffoonery, the **** stops now
Time for you to lay down, I'm sick of the frauds
I put hands on this ***** like a spa massage

 

Back when the rap girls took it to the BOOTH

 

watch ya MAN

then you should watch ya MOUTH

 

''You want me to be a lil' more ladylike? Mmm
Come through with my girls and beat your a** on ladies night, ayy''

 

''Girls is my sons, carried them for eights months
And yes, you're premature, Young Money to the core
I might give you a ticket so you can come see the tour''

 

''Valley girls giving bl*wj*bs for louboutins

What you call that ? Head over heels''

Go read a book, you illiterate son of a ***** and step up your vocab

 

Bad yellow ***** with her eye on the prize but I ain't no minion 

 

8 minutes ago, Virgos Groove said:

Go read a book, you illiterate son of a ***** and step up your vocab

 

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Even being number two, your chances is slim
Cause when God made Adam, HE SHOULDA MADE KIM

 

All these ******* are my sons

Treat that tongue like a bullet, gimme head, Abe Lincoln 

Yeah, pop that ***** like you ain't popped that ***** in a while
Pop that ***** like poppin' ***** is goin' out of style
Pop that ***** while you work, pop that ***** up at church
Pop that ***** on the pole, pop that ***** on the stove
Make that ***** slip and slide, like you from the 305
Put your tongue out in the mirror, pop that ***** while you drive
Spread them asscheeks open, make that ***** crack a smile
Lock your legs 'round that *****, make him give your ass a child

 

 

1 hour ago, Click Clack said:

watch ya MAN

then you should watch ya MOUTH

 

this one

Body you and then I (eye) lay low like Forest Whitaker

 

"Busta Rhymes" by Montana of 300

Lil Kim - Not Tonight

 

The s*x was whack, a four stroke creep 

I jumped on his ****, rode his a** to sleep

He called next week, askin' why I ain't beep him

I thought ya a** was still sleepin'...He laughed! 

 

That's right, put in work 

Move your ass, go berserk 

Eat your salad, no dessert

Get that man you deserve