draw the cat eye sharp enough to kill a man

her name was kitty. She made her name by being pretty and witty

Til you say Hello, kitty, make me go rah-rah

tonight I spent most of my shift so far talking with the security guard and my suspicions based on the only other time I've worked at this property were correct: he's bi just like me. he told me, among other insane things that have happened in his life that i'm jealous of, that he had sex with a random lady concierge the other week here before she got fired. he hinted that he's scared of that happening again but MAN were we flirting this whole night or what? we were. he's not insanely cute but he's got the grungy late 30s (he looks a lot older than that tbh) kind of charisma that makes me know he'd be fun to hookup with. he also told me that the only type of cancer he's never had was skin cancer and that he was a plug as a teenager… craziness. I have so many insane stories of being a concierge I really need to write a book and anonymize the people I've met and honestly some of the sh*t I myself have done. if this property takes me on full time then that might be amazing cause according to the guard all the crazy sh*t happens at night. hopefully if we work together again soon we'll hookup… I'm told I can be a very seductive person 

 

 

this nine inch nails soundtrack is not giving

 

I want to move out to Australia or New Zealand in like 5 years when far right in Europe takes over

I took a sip and a had a dream and I woke up in Medellin

 

 

 

I often wonder if people actually sit, think and re-evaluate themselves and their beliefs.

I've grown quite attached to the songs that are supposed to be in the 'city pop' rate, so at this point I'm not sure if I want to make it happen and allow a bunch of homosexuahs to taint them with their low scores.

I'm going to Brazil next month so to save money and lose weight I need to starve myself until my flight

So, after almost two weeks he finally decided to text back. This stop-and-go is not cute. 

just listened to my second Mariah Carey album and it was cute. The Roof the clear highlight. Breakdown was great too. 

 

 

A clear highlight. I assume California agrees.

 

Aww, they're cosplaying as Kazuya & Heihachi

 

I want to play Astrobot so bad. But it needs to go on sale first

Edited September 18, 2025Sep 18 by Kern

I don't know when to fix my knee. I feel like waiting till January but people are asking me when will I have surgery so often I'm going crazy. I'm not in a rush to put myself through that just yet

There's a huge storm coming

My dick is huge

No more ads 

Han & Yungblud is coming

 

I've been a yungblud fan since 2019 and seeing him collab with Oli Sykes, mgk, Avril and soon han from stray kids 

 

Like I love that everyone I Stan kinda do songs together and I live for it 

Rejecting a student for the first time since starting working there 4 years ago, the formal reason is that I'm changing my schedule but the real reason is not so noble.

I'm kinda tired of Kern

Sometimes I get depressed when I remember nobody knows Fergie's best song because it was a bonus track in some European country
 

 

I don't care what people say about Double Dutchess, it had bops