easy lover

The way she's been saying she could drop an album whenever she wants to… Mother get in the studio, record two songs and drop them on iTunes, that's all we need!

I don't think this era will do any damage to her career to be honest. It is performing about the same as Something Beautiful so actually that hasn't done any damage. I know it's not fun for us as fans (and haters dd) but is fine for her to just… operate on a smaller scale now.

This is the reason Bass Persuades isn't number one, no it's true it's true!

The talking and moaning on Neon Signs.

The way he also gave her Confident though

I've got my own god He drives a fast car I've got my own god My god's a hot boy

I don't know something about releasing the remix and playing Bass Persuades like an hour apart… what are they doing?

You just know she said that about 'rep' so when we do get it she could make a big deal about how she had to finish it because we wanted it so so badly.

Vertigo Vinyl claiming there are 5000 waiting for the vinyl already… the era is saved!

Her Instagram captions getting shorter and shorter… when Friday's is "enjoy the album ***s"

I'm scared girls, where are the gags???? @bottomoftheocean

I'm hoping that the vinyl variants having different covers has helped shift multiple copies, the colours are all boring but it's progress on Something Beautiful all having the same artwork. Honestly if she would sit down and sign inserts for a few days she could easily top Something Beautiful's first week, get to it Miley!

I'll take anything as long as it isn't this Friday

So the Monday release is the Bass Persuades remix? I'm not gagging

I fear we need another gag… the numbers and drip feeding of vinyl don't hit the spot @bottomoftheocean what's next?

Imagine thinking an album with Jaded, Handstand, River, Violet Chemistry and Island was a chop.

I mean I would like her to succeed enough to encourage her to perform more but not enough to make the ticket buying experience stressful…

Everyone actually took the song meaning so literally that they dropped their phones and went out to the clubs, there was no one left to stream.

In between the bass persuading me I've been getting quite a lot of use from this. A spiritual successor to Bangerz.

I don't know I feel like the album coming in two weeks with at least one more music video filmed means nobody's going to do much to try and make this smash yet. The quick album release is a gag but doesn't give time for this to breathe.

The bass has persuaded me already

STOP THE COUNT!

The way @bottomoftheocean didn't lie in the slightest - I'm gagged! Thank you diva!

Fire up the autopen Miley, we won't blame you