Florence Belch

You'll regret this when it wins the fruit rate

This is war then, go hide in your shelter when my -1 hits like a nuclear bomb

Forgive me sister, but you'll have to add a +8/9 to my average for Minestrone-Moi

Banana is lucky that QUEEN tomato is wrongly considered a vegetable instead of an actual fruit, otherwise it would get its triploid ass obliterated

Why am I revealing this sensitive info though

But we need the audience to actually know her songs for them to be funny, and I fear only the nicknames on the artist are

Only to come back HARD with the album of the decade and put those mfs that made them feel like worthless back in their place Now that was the redemption we loved and were begging for

Let's not pretend the signs weren't there when they realised this campy classic

A true LGBTQIA+ legend that fished so much for ***** and in the ladyponds that realized gender is just a construct

I mean, I saw isMellanie aFartinez submitted, nothing can be worse than that

We all know who SYG truly loves and never dares to drag

It could have been one hell of a 1-2-3 punch had Patience, Power Bottom! hadn't ruined the momentum for DLMotDF

The way this song is growing on me these days, but we all know what's the real gem of the double album

You're not totally wrong tbh, cause who knows when was the last time a Florence song was played on the radio (or at all)

If it can help you, it's not like anyone gave groundbreaking ideas, and that's the funniest aspect of it all

Are you sure you are in Austria and not just in your bedroom with an Austrian flag on the wall

This masterpiece should be hung in the Louvre

You mean the optional French nicknames or join the contest as a participant? If it's the latter, there's no problem babe, you can join in as a casual rater if you want to

I wanted to add Butaddha to the contest lineup, but then I imagined all the absolutely botched Japanese nicknames, and I refuse to live in that reality

Not vagine skmsjs, but she really did her great thing with this album

Neputada hikari

HEY, I only have cows! Besides, why do you assume I'm attractive and desperate enough to have that

Whoever wrote that Britney comment had no reason to be that brutal, they woke up HATEFUL asf while submitting their ballot

I hope so, cause so far this diva is releasing TikTok slops, and I hate to say it Wish La rappresentante di Lista were still in their dance-pop era too, cause their bops were of the highest quality

Can't say I really like it tbh: this album is shaping up to have the worst unispired house, to the point it sounds like a borderline parody of her previous works too One Italian electro-pop artist that released a 2026 album you could like is Ditonellapiaga