Florence Belch

A perfect nickname for Patti Smith when she's in the 70s version of this rate series

There isn't a greater joy than eating a watermelon on a sunny, breezy September day, if it has seeds to crunch even better

It takes time to perfectly cook a roast, and Gwen is one hell of a PORK! Hope it's not too marinated though, my stomach is really sensitive

Hi everyone! Last reminder for the rate thank goodness, I feel like a call center operator when I send the tags nnnn, you still have 10 days to submit your ballot babes! I'll close the form on September 13th at 10 p.m. CEST, so send it by that moment please! Thank you all once again

One of the best albums ever released (and one I'll never get tired of). She was able to capture all kinds of love in such a mystical and profound, yet simple and understandable way! She really did the impossible, and the biggest proof of the groundbreaking artist she is

Lasciami stare, sono WHITE GIRL WAAASTEEEEED Stasera la tua LEI diventa la mia BAAABYYYY N-n-n-non mi so, n-n-non mi so comportare da LAAADYYYY DE-DE-DENTRO il club vado hard, TU-TURN THE SPEAKERS UP!!

International Keshas rate when, so that I can see this guilty pleasure win the whole thing

Let's Get Loud is the spiritual child of Hyperballad and Play Dead, yep yep

Whew, if she's serving on the level of Reni Jesus' Polish excellence, then it's over for the other Bjöbs!

Hold My Glans' distorted intro never fails to make me cackle, why does she sound like she's drowning? TeeEeeEell meeEeeE... YOU NEEee-eeed meeEEEEeeeE

If you are gonna sabotage Garbage, at least do it in the most hilarious way, otherwise we are throwing you off a Scottish cliff babe

What about your comments for Stupid Girl and Subhuman omfg Dress-gate is nothing compared to what you (and someone else) did to that song, we are gonna be blessed with the highest form of camp

The world to Gwen everyday:

As long as I don't catch you hanging around with Satani + Hitler and their friends

2024 is highkey the band's darkest year tbh, let's just ignore it babe

What if I were to tell you that you've contributed to some of the worst sabotages and you are not going to see Heaven for them

We don't talk anymore about this Rectum's version in our dusty coven, only about this banger for the ages

Some of your comments on Garbage, your -1 and 0s.. whew, you decided to be hateful and I live for it

When half of the thread's pages is just @Album Leak throwing curses at anyone for the inevitable Many Doubts' universal pannings

Everybody Scream.mp3 the happiest 40th birthday to the lead vocalist and primary songwriter of the immaculate "Florence and the Machine", the enchanting Florence Leontine Mary Welch

This nasty phag is really living his pop girls' fantasy while polluting Sardinia huh? First a private concert held by miss Perry, now another one by Gags and Chris Martin?

The GP had one mission too: make this quotable banger a smash like Grammy. But unfortunately they failed her

She had one mission: honour the UK female rock scene and erase Radiometh in the process. She brilliantly succeeded

That's Lola Young though

No really, how the hell is that girl that looks like a Temu version of Taydolf called, I don't remember it