Florence Belch

Hold My Glans' distorted intro never fails to make me cackle, why does she sound like she's drowning? TeeEeeEell meeEeeE... YOU NEEee-eeed meeEEEEeeeE

If you are gonna sabotage Garbage, at least do it in the most hilarious way, otherwise we are throwing you off a Scottish cliff babe

What about your comments for Stupid Girl and Subhuman omfg Dress-gate is nothing compared to what you (and someone else) did to that song, we are gonna be blessed with the highest form of camp

The world to Gwen everyday:

As long as I don't catch you hanging around with Satani + Hitler and their friends

2024 is highkey the band's darkest year tbh, let's just ignore it babe

What if I were to tell you that you've contributed to some of the worst sabotages and you are not going to see Heaven for them

We don't talk anymore about this Rectum's version in our dusty coven, only about this banger for the ages

Some of your comments on Garbage, your -1 and 0s.. whew, you decided to be hateful and I live for it

When half of the thread's pages is just @Album Leak throwing curses at anyone for the inevitable Many Doubts' universal pannings

Everybody Scream.mp3 the happiest 40th birthday to the lead vocalist and primary songwriter of the immaculate "Florence and the Machine", the enchanting Florence Leontine Mary Welch

This nasty phag is really living his pop girls' fantasy while polluting Sardinia huh? First a private concert held by miss Perry, now another one by Gags and Chris Martin?

The GP had one mission too: make this quotable banger a smash like Grammy. But unfortunately they failed her

She had one mission: honour the UK female rock scene and erase Radiometh in the process. She brilliantly succeeded

That's Lola Young though

No really, how the hell is that girl that looks like a Temu version of Taydolf called, I don't remember it

Isn't that girl called Ally Houbourn or something?

Stalin Thefty vs Disgracie Abrams vs Sierra Uselesspiro vs Yawney Horrible, and ATRL would implode

I'm lowkey surprised nobody has ever thought about a Gen Z pop girls' rate tbh, Billie vs vs Olivia vs Sabrina vs Tate would be hilarious for the multiple pannings

The only Hilarity Duck's songs you'll catch me bopping to are Wake Up and Gypsy Woman, the rest can be sent to a carpentry cause it's just CHOPS

The rawness, the vulnerability, the kaleidoscopic humanity showcased in this hymn of hers.. music peaked here

Can't wait to give only 8-10s in a Sade Discography Rate, legit the best female discography of all time along with miss Bush

MaoZedonna is indeed a trailblazer, but she was legit seen (and treated) like a clown during Despotica, American Reich and from Hard Tyranny to the beginning of this year for her notorious antics Please let's not rewrite history ladies

Well, someone could say the same about all the pop girls' Max Martin-produced tracks, but ATRL isn't ready for this convo I fear Drag ANRI once again for me please (love the giga classic I Can't Stop the Loneliness though)

Meiko was destroying the other City Pop girls with this gem (and whole Friday Magic tbh)