Is atrl user DMF an actual human or just an auto responder bc they fly into any Britney thread instantly regardless of the hour

There is nothing in this world that gives me greater joy than thinking about the total abject and colossal failure that is Xpig's music "career". I use that term loosely of course because the hag hasn't released an album in eight years, hasn't had a top 10 solo hit since Bush was President and hasn't been culturally relevant since just post 9/11. Of course, this is partially down to her putrid personality because bullies never thrive. But something deeper was at play, a positive light and force that could not be reckoned with - the goddess and Princess of Pop Britney Spears held the evil at bay. I know our girl isn't in the best place right now but if she wanted to, she could come back to face Xpig head on in a chart war and demolish the hag. That is what I could take to the bank. Let's take a trip down memory lane shall we…

Xtincta Uglyleira - sold less than BOMT

Flopped - sold less than OIDIA

Back to Flopping - sold less than Britney

Bionic Plague - sold less than even Glory lmao

Loturd and Desperation - colossal flops

Poor Xpig. Flopping is a lifestyle. It's a choice it's a freedom of expression. You have to live it you have to love. You have to breathe it.

Thinking about how we went from this excellence

to this

that runway song sounds so ai'd giving k**y a run for her money

24 minutes ago, rmmas said:

Thinking about how we went from this excellence

to this

not The Devil Wears Prada serving this

2 minutes ago, popmusicisdead said:

not The Devil Wears Prada serving this

Nobody moved

The Swifties online and the Swiftie adjacent podcasters all kinda came to Sky Ferreira's defense. Maybe I was too harsh on them.

Complaining about a Devil Wears Prada 2 soundtrack song being a campy fun gay bop? Imagine how tired we are.

I would've taken an Ugly Betty revival over a Devil Wears Prada sequel but it looks fun.

4 minutes ago, GraceRandolph said:

The Swifties online and the Swiftie adjacent podcasters all kinda came to Sky Ferreira's defense. Maybe I was too harsh on them.

Actually Romantic (feat. Sky Ferrari) incoming

RUNWAY is good idc. Not great but a decent cute song.

Help im getting older and turning into a Madonna gay

you don't have to be an old hag to appreciate the best song of all time

3 minutes ago, Buzzcutseason said:

Help im getting older and turning into a Madonna gay

me af but the American Life album

4 minutes ago, KatyPrismSpirit said:

me af but the American Life album

Erotica, Bedtime Stories, Ray of Light for me

I hope Lana scraps that Stove album. Henry, flop on already a year old and only has 52M streams.

47 minutes ago, rmmas said:

Thinking about how we went from this excellence

to this

Unseasoned Dove deodorant commercial ass slop for straight Mormon'd locals vs gay house boppery... just say you're auto-homophobic

@Diocles you stan the khia maneskin flop but have the nerve to shade taylor and katy perry. have some decorum ho

I realized yesterday that Runway is such a great workout song. It's giving Work *****

1 minute ago, KatyPrismSpirit said:

@Diocles you stan the khia maneskin flop but have the nerve to shade taylor and katy perry. have some decorum ho

That poor soul, bless her little heart

Gwen MAGAFANI may have the greatest decline in quality between her first and second album among the pop stars in recording history.

She went from dropping a pop bible to one of the worst recorded albums dropped by a pop girl. It's worse than Katy's worst album and that tells you a lot

11 minutes ago, KatyPrismSpirit said:

I hope Lana scraps that Stove album. Henry, flop on already a year old and only has 52M streams.

Lana fans dragging Sky stans for purchasing billboards and plane banners yet can't even be bothered to stream her post-NFR songs.

How did this album come out 32 years ago ?? sounds so modern