awards show Pokemon All Stars '24 | Live & Alive!

December 8

FROSMOTH

Curaga: FrosMOTHER. Who else could make a muff look so chic?
Conker: Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains.
Memeboy: Billy Eyelash bug
Sawk: She's pretty

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Poki, killer_rose, Curaga, cityfolk, Mocha, SlowGinFizzzz, queenp, Konril
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Conker, Album Leak, Norte

December 8

Noooooo, Frosmother :jonny:

December 8

December 8

VAPOREON

Curaga: She used to be one of my absolute favs, but her head fins are so awkward lol. I loved that they made her so sparkly in the Stadium games.
Pigeon: It is very a solid design but the fact it became the face of Pokemon fetishers, it has soured on me
Conker: Someone is going to leave a comment and say "LEGEND" in regarding Vaporeon. I mean she's alright but, still.
Memeboy: Slayporeon slays, don't mention the fun fact pls people
Elevate: Beautiful and useless, very relatable.
Sawk: the straggots ruined her

Katamari: LEGEND

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Poki, RihannaRTT, Norte, elevate, memeboy, Konril
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Rabbit, Lord Gaga, AMIT

December 8

MEGA BANETTE

Conker: No comment.
Memeboy: Amazing design but why they have their banussy out
Europe: I like it but can't look at it the same way since we identified it's classless behavior in the previous rates. Just an inch away from pulling a Normani.
Sawk: She's v cute

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@Tillz @SlowGinFizzzz
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Poki, helpthomas, killer_rose, Porygon2z, Mocha, queenp, BambiStar
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Conker, Rabbit, Lord Gaga

December 8

UMBREON

helpthomas: THE 2nd prettiest eeveelution after Ms. Espeon (where the f is she?)
Killer_rose: Sabotaging this ***** because Espeon is the superior diva.
Conker: Beautiful all black kitty.
Memeboy: So iconic that they're a legend without being a legendary. Moonbreon>>>
Elevate: I wish the Eeveelutions had better typing. I keep sending this dude out and reeling him right back in, beautiful even in death.
Artc0cx: another cool shiny maybe he deserved to be number one
Sawk: I'm sabotaging because Espeon, the superior Eeveelution isn't here

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Helpthomas, JoeRobert, Lord Gaga, Norte, elevate, Mocha, queenp, memeboy
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Poki, killer_rose, Rabbit, AMIT, Sawk

Kingrda, Ampharos and Lugia make the top 3 of Johto in All-Stars!

December 8

Milotic get out already omg! :deadbanana:

December 8

4 minutes ago, poki said:

UMBREON

helpthomas: THE 2nd prettiest eeveelution after Ms. Espeon (where the f is she?)
Killer_rose: Sabotaging this ***** because Espeon is the superior diva.
Conker: Beautiful all black kitty.
Memeboy: So iconic that they're a legend without being a legendary. Moonbreon>>>
Elevate: I wish the Eeveelutions had better typing. I keep sending this dude out and reeling him right back in, beautiful even in death.
Artc0cx: another cool shiny maybe he deserved to be number one
Sawk: I'm sabotaging because Espeon, the superior Eeveelution isn't here

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Helpthomas, JoeRobert, Lord Gaga, Norte, elevate, Mocha, queenp, memeboy
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Poki, killer_rose, Rabbit, AMIT, Sawk

Kingrda, Ampharos and Lugia make the top 3 of Johto in All-Stars!

@Sawk our minds... :gaycat1:

December 8

ARCANINE

Curaga: MESS. The messy hair and the imperfect stripes are so jarring together.
Florence Belch: Were it the Hisuian form, an absolute 10
Conker: The only memorable moment for Arcanine was when Giovanni's Mewtwo captured and tortured Gary's Arcanine and Nidoking with Psychic and Gary's voice cracked as he yelled "ARCANINEEEEEE!!!!!! NIDOKINGGGGG!!!!!" Or are you people going to go on YouTube and watch "Officer Jenny is an idiot" and Jenny mistakes Growlithe for Arcanine?
Europe: I want to see a hairless version.
Elevate: I remember asking my dad if I could have this as a real life pet when I was confused as to how the designs were created. I can't remember what his response was but I assume it was disappointment at his hand in my creation.

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Poki, Blue., Tillz, Norte, elevate, UnusualBoy, AMIT, plaidarms
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Curaga, Porygon2z

@elevate Arcanine slaps, my family always stanned him :crown:

My mom was shook when the growlithe throw was released

Sorry if I'm too fast, servers seem smooth atm but it could go bad at any moment so got to seize this opportunity while I can

December 8

I should've given Arcanine a 10 but it is what it is.

December 8

1 minute ago, killer_rose said:

@Sawk our minds...

Espeon was like #13 I think. I actually asked myself if I should extend All-Stars to top 15 partly because of Espeon (would be a 10 from me) but that would mean we wouldn't be able to finish this rate before ATRL's death.

Maybe I should do Semi-All-Stars in 2025 for #20-#11 in each Pokerate?

December 8

December 8

TALONFLAME

Conker: One of the better Gen 6 Pokémon but, there's only so much you can do with regional birds. I like the shade of red though.
Memeboy: Basic but fun
Europe: Too similar to Moltres.
Sawk: She was busted, but they nerfed her, not deserved

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Poki, killer_rose, Blue., thatsmydemi, pigeon, AMIT, Sawk
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Ewan Chaos

Love love love Fire types in Kalos!

December 8

MEGA MAWILE

Pigeon: This gets my top rating. Great typing improved by great design, mega evolution breathed a second life to Mawile
Conker: Fake weave. Fake publicity stunt with her strutting her hair to get attention in Gen 6. Fake number. Fake Medusa cosplay uniform. Fake Snooki tan. Fake run on the Jersey Shore. Fake nails. Fake everything.
Memeboy: Mawile outsold
Sawk: Latina C*nt Energy,

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@pigeon
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killer_rose, thatsmydemi, UnusualBoy, Mocha, SlowGinFizzzz, queenp, Konril, Sawk
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Poki, Conker, Europe

December 8

Noivern... keep it up buddy! You got this! (well not really because ATRL has HORRIBLE taste!)

December 8

Ugh, finally. My alternative zero bye-bye.

December 8

DRAGONAIR

Curaga: Milotic's older sister. Been obsessed with her ever since my cousin gave me the Base Set Dragonair card—probably still my all-time fav card.
Losing My Ground: Dratini & Dragonite are better.
Conker: Watch Dragonair make the Top 10 just because she's blue. Well, that Dratini episode that got banned with Ash riding on top of her, was a pretty heraldic moment though.
Memeboy: Absolutely stunning, could be a flying type too with those wings
Sawk: Absolute beauty

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@memeboy
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Curaga, Tillz, pigeon, queenp, Konril, Sawk
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Album Leak

1 more reveal to go!

December 8

52 minutes ago, poki said:

DRAGAPULT

Killer_rose: This ***** can't win again, I stan her but bye.
Curaga: I like to think that its chest markings are a little boost pad for Dreepy.
UnusualBoy: Top 3 dragon and one of the best pseudos, best gen 8 mon no contest.
Conker: You'll never be Zack & Wheezie from Dragon Tales. Three headed dragon = three points for 1 point each.
Memeboy: evil cünt
Artc0cx: okay this is my 2nd fav gen, amazing designs, this gen gave birth to many of my favs pokemon
Sawk: I'm tired of you destroying, I have to sabotage, even though you're an absolute legend.

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@UnusualBoy @Konril
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Poki, Suilen, Tillz, Album Leak, cityfolk, AMIT, queenp, artc0cx
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killer_rose, thatsmydemi, Europe, BambiStar, Sawk

Not Dragaputa out :jonnycat:

December 8

BYE DRAGONAIR YOU UGLY HAG

December 8

The way Serperior and Dragonair are OUT, only Milotic left and then it's smooth sailing.

December 8

Talonflop and Shitarian Moltres out tho :clap3: good news

December 8

BULBASAUR

Curaga: My bf's all-time fav Pokémon (probably). He's indecisive, but most of the time he says Bulbasaur.
Conker: People will always remember her for Ash having one. But what else do they remember about her?
Memeboy: Venusaur outsold but bulba is a cutie too
Europe: Love her but it's so weird seeing preevos in this.
Sawk: The Superior Gen 1 Starter

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killer_rose, Album Leak, Mocha, pillowcase, Sawk
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Poki

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OK! Thank you everyone who was able to stick around today. Tomorrow we will hopefully declare our #1 and bid farewell to ATRL.

Summary of today:

Spoiler

Bulbasaur
Dragonair
Mega Mawile
Talonflame
Arcanine
Umbreon
Mega Banette
Vaporeon
Frosmoth
Heracross
Metagross
Galar Moltres
Ceruledge
Giratina
Phantump
Serperior
Dragapult
Volcarona
Aurorus