Dua Lipa, who released her universally panned album just a month ago, was seen yesterday BALDING in public *gasps*.

Could the singer be the only person who's wig flew after the dull, non event, forgotten in a week, boring album? Or could the stress of flopping be getting to her? What do you think ATRLers?

 

 

She just finished listening to Maria and it almost left her bald, same happened to me

her own Witness era manifesting itself 

Her hairline vaporized

2 minutes ago, tost1 said:

She just finished listening to Maria and it almost left her bald, same happened to me

 

It was her hairline all along (and not Training Season) that completed the 3rd part of @Post Malone's iconic trilogy thread  

2 minutes ago, CBC said:

 

This could be us listening to Radical Optimism

She must have finally heard Falling Forever 

The consequences of flopping

Just now, TalkThatRihanna said:

It was her hairline all along (and not Training Season) that completed the 3rd part of @Post Malone's iconic trilogy thread  

Nooooo this was supposed to be the complete radical moonlight edition of the series  everything went wrong… we need the audience to stop streaming Training Season immediately 

She just heard Foster The People's new song 

9 minutes ago, tost1 said:

She just finished listening to Maria and it almost left her bald, same happened to me

Still not over those flutes 

she's got too stressed after working. time for another vacation. 

13 minutes ago, tost1 said:

She just finished listening to Maria and it almost left her bald, same happened to me

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she saw this week's billboard 200 update 

Relatable queen

She saw the lorde4 announcement I fear 

I hope she isn't picking her hair out and eating the root like that one woman on that show I can't remember the name of.

Praying for you Baldua 

just like her stans, 28 and balding

(I would know )

7 minutes ago, KatyPrismSpirit said:

she saw this week's billboard 200 update 

Waiting for her to serve burqa soon like your fave. Truly the new Katy

I mean imagine ending a new album with Happy for you. Everyone's wig including hers was scalped at that moment 

She should use some aloe vera 

this has to be edited 

 

Maybe her and Ari should look into getting a 2-for-1 special in Turkey this summer

 

She heard Houdini was about to reach top 5 on the Hot100