If Diva Plavalaguna was real would she have a Christina Aguilera or Ariana Grande career trajectory? Would she be a fad? What's her monthly listeners count? Is she getting payola'd on Radio Cosmos? Predict her Greatest Hits compilation first week sales. Is she a GP darling or critics favourite?
 

 

She'd have a Celine Dion career trajectory. Her vegas residency would be out of this world 

Adele like career at best, Tori Kelly at worst 

The dance break still gets me 

 

OT: she would've had a lady gaga type of career. 

But flopped into oblivion after her third album 

She'll have the most #1 hits in Jupiter yupp

She would have a collab with the Max Rebo band which would become the best selling song in the universe, starting one of the biggest solo eras ever for her until Sy Snootles becomes jealous and kills her. This would boost Diva‘s sales so much she would become the best selling and most respected artist of all time.