Sorry to the people who don't get it.

 

36. Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence - FYI from This Is The One (2009)

 

 

AVERAGE: 7.89

HIGH SCORE: 10 x 4 (UrMom, Kyle-x, Britneyfan09, Romiskes)

LOW SCORE: 5 x 2 (Maresia, getinthezone)

 

Graves: I wanted to give this album some representation, not knowing Miss Kanafan09 was going to wildcard a track in anyway  This is definitely the best track from the project tho. A bit of a basic bop, but still think it's kinda ballsy for her to recreate a classic composition as a filthy sex anthem. Can you say avant-garde?

Kyle-x: We ******* Santa Clause? Ching-a-ling!

AMIT: FYI 7.5 cute and wholesome, merry xmas j-pop girlies

Curaga: This is the weirdest song... The vibes are immaculate, but you KNOW Sakamoto is turning over in his grave every time this plays nnn

@Maresia

 

I'd expose a certain Maresia fact regarding this song but I'm feeling kind.

 

35. AT THE WEEK END from Dejavu (2011)

 

 

AVERAGE: 7.92

HIGH SCORE: 9 x 4 (UrMom, Maresia, madonnas, confide in me)

LOW SCORE: 6.5 x 2 (Graves, Bad Decisions)

 

Graves: I thought the all-caps title was stylistic, little did I know it was merely an accurate transcription of the chorus.

Kyle-x: Should be played every Friday.

AMIT: just like Pop Diva it took a minute to grow on me, but I kinda live for her loud & shouty bops like this and Pop Diva now

madonnas: OMEGA bop 

A bop tbh

lowest score at 6.5 ooh this ACCLAIMED bop

 

 

 

 

One of her best songs

 

11 minutes ago, Britneyfan09 said:

Kyle-x: We ******* Santa Clause? Ching-a-ling!

 

Next up is another double elimination and also happens to be a tie

 

I'm guessing it's a double Utada elim again

34. No from Queen of Hip-Pop (2005)

 

 

AVERAGE: 7.93

HIGH SCORE: 10 x 3 (UrMom, Britneyfan09, Suilen)

LOW SCORE: 5 x 1 (AMIT)

 

Graves: A balls-to-the-wall banger, I'm sorry but it's undeniable. '00s Namie was untouchable, in her hip-pop bag. This is one of her ultimate basic bops, with a really fun and quirky little bridge too. The ad-libs are giving, she was such a perfect fit for this sound, ugh her mind.

Kyle-x: Well yes!

AMIT: cute but a bit on the generic side for me

Curaga: Lemme put on some thigh highs and stomp around to this  Oooh I really like the hidden track too!

 

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34. gimme more from STYLE (2003)

 

 

AVERAGE: 7.93

HIGH SCORE: 10 x 3 (Kyle-x, confide in me, Suilen)

LOW SCORE: 5 x 1 (Romiskes)

 

Graves: Would not have been my choice for a Style track, I lean towards As Good As and LOVEBITE, but it's a cute girl! Light boppability is present. A cute early '00s R&B snack. Not filling me up, but I might still go for seconds.

Kyle-x: So many good choices to pluck from this album and this is one of them whew.

AMIT: love to see this underrated bop here, STYLE has so many gems that still hold up today ugh Blackmie was truly that b

I know Miss @Suilen is about to have some words

 

I say no, yeah, I say no
Yeah, I say no, yeah, I say no
No no no no

 

a praise and a shade, that's the best I can give her

 

Not these bangers, and of course AMIT can't help being a pressed HATER.

 

Oh, does the hidden track after No have a title? I kinda liked it better nnn, but I really liked No too

2 minutes ago, Suilen said:

Not these bangers, and of course AMIT can't help being a pressed HATER.

 

Not this when I gave praise to both tracks. Maybe I was a bit too harsh on Miss No, though.

 

We are ending the night with a triple elimination..........

 

5 minutes ago, Curaga said:

Oh, does the hidden track after No have a title? I kinda liked it better nnn, but I really liked No too

It doesn't have an official title, Yes from Wikipedia is fan fiction. And yes, and it's great by itself.

 

Edited January 18, 20251 yr by Suilen

Triple elimination, wait, all from the same diva? 

32. Get Up & Move!! from Black Cherry (2006)

 

 

AVERAGE: 7.95

HIGH SCORE: 10 x 4 (Kyle-x, Britneyfan09, Curaga, Suilen)

LOW SCORE: 3 x 1 (confide in me)

 

Graves: I'm sat.

Kyle-x: Never gets old!

AMIT: booty shake it like what?

Curaga: SHAKE IT LIKE WHA? She sounds so chic doing that portamento (thank you, G**gle) in the verses omg

 

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31. ピンク スパイダー from Color the Cover (2013)

 

 

AVERAGE: 8.01

HIGH SCORE: 10 x 2 (Kyle-x, Britneyfan09)

LOW SCORE: 6 x 3 (UrMom, confide in me, SA*KURA)

 

Graves: I'm always here for the girls reclaiming a hard-rock track and putting a gay dance beat over it, gay gentrification. A fun time, and the original is pretty neat too. Thanks for introducing me, Kuu.

Kyle-x: This was such a gag when it dropped and still is to this day.

AMIT: a maximalist EDM bop, queen showing her range, love the 8-bit sound effects here

Curaga: KILLER production—love the chiptune elements.

Britneyfan09: I still remember the first time I saw the promotional pictures for the PV. The album cover shoot, the PV, the production on this.....WHEW. A serve and what a time to be a fan. I admire Kuu for her bravery in covering the song and adding her own twist to it, despite harsh criticism from Hide fans

 

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30. NO TRICKS from Best ~First Things~ (2005)

 

 

AVERAGE: 8.04

HIGH SCORE: 10 x 5 (Graves, Kyle-x, AMIT, confide in me, Britneyfan09)

LOW SCORE: 4.4 x 1 (Curaga)

 

Graves: What a banger, this being a non-single is crazy when it ends anything else on that first hits album. Dark R&B bops are kind of a theme among this rate, and I love that. The instrumental to this one sounds like the dying breath of the new jack swing genre, crunchy to the very end. That's a complement btw.

Kyle-x: Always gets me shaking and convulsing. 

AMIT: a banger period

Curaga: homewrecker anthem. That intro is awesome, but her rapid rapping is a bit clunky.

Y'all are so wrong for this!!!

 

Not Miss Kumiko getting punched like that. 

@confide in me better Get Up & Move!! before I find her ass