J.Lo Suggests Everyone Alive Is Too Old to Play Her in a Movie
 

 

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As is inevitable for famous women with impressive real estate investments, Jennifer Lopez was hunted down by Vogue camera crews and forced to tour her Los Angeles home for their 73 Questions series. While she only showed us her kitchen, backyard, and recording studio, she did name-drop Tom Waits as the artist she wants to cover (would hand over an entire month’s paycheck to witness that,) and mentioned Thich Nhat Hanh as the perfect bathtub reading. But most importantly, when she was jovially asked who would play her in a movie about her life, she scrunched her nose, considered it for a second, and declared, “She hasn’t been born yet.”

Will your kid make the cut?

 

https://jezebel.com/jennifer-lopez-vogue-73-questions-1849837037

 

edit: that title was a tad messy so edited hihi

Edited November 30, 20223 yr by G.U.Y. Gaga

that thread title... you thought you ate huh

Its moments like this that make me so glad children isn't something I want. 

We are gay and childless sis

It’s clear she said it jokingly because in her opinion the time is not there until decades from now to have a movie adaption of her life.   That unborn child is gonna be lucky as FU strutting the Grammys red carpet in the OG Versace gown

I doubt they’d ever pay tribute to someone as forgettable as jlo, let alone make a movie about her. 

3 hours ago, FunCoric said:

that thread title... you thought you ate huh

You commented so I guess I did ****

I volunteer mine! 

 

That would be really meta to have a JLo movie that includes scenes of JLo playing Selena

As a lifetime movie maybe? 

6 hours ago, A.R.L said:

I doubt they’d ever pay tribute to someone as forgettable as jlo, let alone make a movie about her. 

I know yall are obsessing with the thought of this being the case, but she was a phenomenon back then and even up til gigli would be enough to fill a movie. 

Edited December 1, 20223 yr by simplywohoo

I assume Ashanti will be courted for the musical parts.

What about Jenna Ortega with prostetic ass