I still can't get over how the intro to "Too Bad" by King Princess sounds like autotuned farts.

gays are exhausting

So many boomers are just so out of touch with reality, not even realizing how ignorant they are when they think they're being clever.

Me: mum my crush is coming and his hotter then allday

Her: well that's not hard

 

 

Im not talking to her for 5 minutes

 

 

5 hours ago, Jotham said:

Just saw a LIZARD in my living room  I want to get rid of it without hurting it

This happened to me earlier this year. It was a giant blue tongue lizard too hissing. We had to ask someone on our street to come and get it 

5 hours ago, Alldeezy said:

Me: mum my crush is coming and his hotter then allday

Her: well that's not hard

 

 

Im not talking to her for 5 minutes

 

 

We luv your mom

I hate when it’s late and I have to sleep but can’t because hat man appears to talk s*** to me

 

the feeling i get after consuming fast/junk food and dairy products…

Lizards? I-

 

My old place had a raccoon that would show up every day. 

Recently an opossum invaded my backyard 

He ate the raspberries I tried to grow 

Spoiler

 

wow this guy already ending things and we never even got to hang out one or one

this is why I don't go for 10s. yeah his attractive but he thinks his too good for anyone and anyone's company bores him

 

 

 

done with men!  FOREVER. 

just had an earthquake loves it

Are people on ATRL serious when they claim rock music is childish? 

15 hours ago, flower moon said:

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nice bongos

Let me find out I have to drive all the way across town to CostCo to buy some Pumpkin Streusel Muffins.

7 hours ago, PoKiTaurus said:

Are people on ATRL serious when they claim rock music is childish? 

I'm afraid so   it's quite sad actually.  

Think i'm gonna be streaming nothing but Tinashe till Allday drops new music.  

I love how at my job if I do something wrong I have to pay for this by myself. Luckily I'm so rich I don't have to worry about that. But wait... since I'm so rich why do I even work? 

That was the worst scream I ever heard 

@Rogue turn on your location 

1 minute ago, SmittenCake said:

@Rogue turn on your location 

You won’t Epstein me hunny. 
 

2 minutes ago, Rogue said:

You won’t Epstein me hunny. 
 

What i have planned for you is much worse 

 

 

 

 

 

Umm excuse me? May I help you girls? 

@SmittenCake's wig getting tossed all over the forum  told you you should never have changed your dp

Edited September 9, 20232 yr by HotFriedChicken

whew, the mess that arrived today