Graves

I'm a Janetor but this album is so boring The amount of 5+ minute ballads taking up real estate. idk why were surprised that it was her last, the whole thing has "retirement" written all over it.

They had nothing better to do after getting banned from here.

You can keep going

It's sooooooo embarrassing. And all of them end up telling on themselves by sneaking a "racism isn't a big deal here anyway" into their paragraphs. Like, yes. we know you don't consider it an issue.

Oh, you think Enrique is topping?

You're referring to Pitbull here I assume? Cus…

He was nothing without a diva to stand on the shoulder of! Luckily Ci's are very broad.

Nicole just has no taste level. It was never in the cards for her. She lucked her way into the two semi-decent songs she has just because Stargate demos were growing on trees in 2011. Still, she has more UK #1s than Janetor

This career killing single. Imagine finally breaking through in a major music market after years of trying, and getting a job on the most watched TV show in the nation… and this is the lead to your next album. Might be the worst song I ever heard. Where's the hook? …Where's the budget? I listened on YouTube just so it wouldn't appear on my scrobbles.

The lower tier girls truly spent 2011 rummaging through the dumpster outside Def Jam HQ for any Rihjects they could find. A time.

You're not going to act like Nicole didn't have some basic bops during her one-year stint as a UK MPG. Extremely basic, mind you. Simple, even.

Obviously Rih heard a demo version while smoking up at a writing camp and instructed Calvin Harris to recreate and launch it the day before Marina's lead single. That's the only explanation

Didn't it come out before WFL? Rihobber strikes again.

Froot, TFJ, whatever aside. I think we can all agree… Electra Heart was really bad. 2012 tumblr was mass psychosis.

Marina stans trying to talk about Khias. How're the padded walls looking from in there?