ATRL Moderator supaspaz Posted June 10, 2023 Author ATRL Moderator Posted June 10, 2023 2 minutes ago, greento said: pls be As It Was Okay, let's be realistic!
ATRL Moderator supaspaz Posted June 10, 2023 Author ATRL Moderator Posted June 10, 2023 MUSIC FOR A SUSHI RESTAURANT Average score: 6.31 High score: 10 (@supaspaz, @Reverie, @Norte, @Quicksand) Low score: 1 (@a_d_22, @Virgos Groove, @creativity.) This is the kind of delightful ‘70s funk pastiche that Bruno Mars wishes he was making! An invigorating and nonsensical love song with a blowout percussion section, “Music For a Sushi Restaurant” served as the soundtrack to an Apple AirPods commercial and then the third single from Harry’s House, with a music video featuring Harry as a squid hybrid who sings to avoid becoming supper. It debuted and peaked at #8 on the Billboard Hot 100 during the album’s release week, never quite growing into a major hit, though it did reach the top ten on pop radio. Perhaps the song is just a touch too odd and esoteric to become the party starter it deserved to be. The voters certainly seemed confounded by it, making “Music For a Sushi Restaurant” the first single eliminated in this rate. Best bit: Those horns! Those fucking horns! ATRL says…: The girls were talking! “I really wanted to like this one but god it was awful,” @a_d_22 complained. @Ewan Chaos “liked this the first time I listened to this album but WHEW the tank in quality.” @madonnas thought it had a “good instrumental but why are the vocals so quiet??” @Rev8 enjoyed the song and “the title lol.” Perhaps @Katamari summed it up best. “I can't tell if this a mess or a bop,” he wrote. (It’s a bop!) “It's never boring tho.”
ATRL Moderator supaspaz Posted June 10, 2023 Author ATRL Moderator Posted June 10, 2023 You all were truly wrong for this!
ATRL Moderator madonnas Posted June 10, 2023 ATRL Moderator Posted June 10, 2023 I honestly think a few songs could have left before this and id even say as it was should have left before it this would have been a good song if performed by someone else maybe.
ATRL Moderator supaspaz Posted June 10, 2023 Author ATRL Moderator Posted June 10, 2023 1 minute ago, 4Real said: Nah that's NOT a good first impression to an album Energetic, peppy, fun — what's the bad impression to make?
4Real Posted June 10, 2023 Posted June 10, 2023 Just now, supaspaz said: Energetic, peppy, fun — what's the bad impression to make? I didn't have any fun
ATRL Moderator supaspaz Posted June 10, 2023 Author ATRL Moderator Posted June 10, 2023 Just now, 4Real said: I didn't have any fun Sounds like a you problem!
ATRL Moderator supaspaz Posted June 10, 2023 Author ATRL Moderator Posted June 10, 2023 CHIRI Average score: 6.34 High score: 9 (@CBC, @Rigalo) Low score: 1 (@jacklovesyou1, @Norte) Swerving from a hard-hitting drum machine beat to wistful piano balladry then back again, this bonus track from the Motomami + rerelease compares the relationship between Rosalía and her fans to drugs: she’s addictive like heroin, she’ll hook you like cocaine, and sometimes she just needs a little space, kicking back and relaxing with a “Chiri,” slang for a joint. Best bit: “Y duermo con el hoodie que me habías hecho/Lleva mi nombre printado en el pecho/Quería dormir y me han robado el sueño”
4Real Posted June 10, 2023 Posted June 10, 2023 Some of these motomami+ songs were cute but i really can't remember anything outside of despecha
ATRL Moderator supaspaz Posted June 10, 2023 Author ATRL Moderator Posted June 10, 2023 1 minute ago, 4Real said: Some of these motomami+ songs were cute but i really can't remember anything outside of despecha If not for the rerelease, it's pretty funny how long Rosalía would have gone (basically) untouched in this rate.
greento Posted June 10, 2023 Posted June 10, 2023 lowkey i wanted to like the rosa album more than i did, again can't remember half the songs
ATRL Moderator supaspaz Posted June 10, 2023 Author ATRL Moderator Posted June 10, 2023 Who was asking for Bad Bunny? @greento, was that you?
greento Posted June 10, 2023 Posted June 10, 2023 Just now, supaspaz said: Who was asking for Bad Bunny? @greento, was that you? mhmm, just not like one of four songs on that album i really like
ATRL Moderator supaspaz Posted June 10, 2023 Author ATRL Moderator Posted June 10, 2023 1 minute ago, greento said: mhmm, just not like one of four songs on that album i really like Which were those?
ATRL Moderator supaspaz Posted June 10, 2023 Author ATRL Moderator Posted June 10, 2023 UN VERANO SIN TI Average score: 6.34 High score: 9.5 (@supaspaz) Low score: 2 (@jacklovesyou1) Bad Bunny is nursing a broken heart on the title track of Un Verano Sin Ti. He slows down the tempo and gets emotional, but he’s not completely cured of his fuckboy tendencies (“La estoy pasando bien, no te voy a mentir”). It is the summer after all – time for fun, time for the girls to get ready and party. Best bit: “Mañana voy a terapia, hoy voy pa'l teteo”
ATRL Moderator supaspaz Posted June 10, 2023 Author ATRL Moderator Posted June 10, 2023 @greento, I just checked your Bad Bunny scores and you were pretty generous for an album you supposedly hated.
ATRL Moderator supaspaz Posted June 10, 2023 Author ATRL Moderator Posted June 10, 2023 That's 2/3 title tracks out. Where will "Motomami" end up? And can "Summer Renaissance" escape the curse?
ATRL Moderator supaspaz Posted June 10, 2023 Author ATRL Moderator Posted June 10, 2023 Did everybody leave...? I feel like I'm talking to myself.
Virgos Groove Posted June 10, 2023 Posted June 10, 2023 Music for a Guantanamo Trip lasting as long as it did is crazy, especially when the other songs that already left are not that bad.
ATRL Moderator supaspaz Posted June 10, 2023 Author ATRL Moderator Posted June 10, 2023 LA CORRIENTE with Tony Dize Average score: 6.38 High score: 9.5 (@Virgos Groove) Low score: 2 (@kandicha) This is for all my gay boys who listened to duets between male artists imagining that they were singing to each other! On this thumping reggaeton banger from Un Verano Sin Ti, Bad Bunny and fellow Puerto Rican singer Tony Dize lust after a woman who lives life on her own terms, always going against “La Corriente” – but secretly, they just want to kiss each other. “Si me sigues mirando así, te voy a besar,” Tony tells Benito, who responds, “Te voy a besar.” Release the tape! Best bit: “No te vivas la película, que ella es la película y de las que no se renta”
Rev8 Posted June 10, 2023 Posted June 10, 2023 Did someone just say As It Was next?! I know he is sabotaged, but whew just imaginee
ATRL Moderator supaspaz Posted June 10, 2023 Author ATRL Moderator Posted June 10, 2023 1 minute ago, Virgos Groove said: Music for a Guantanamo Trip Fglkjhg STOP
ATRL Moderator supaspaz Posted June 10, 2023 Author ATRL Moderator Posted June 10, 2023 I know it's very hard to get you all to care about male artists, so yes, the rest of today's eliminations come from singers with coochies.
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