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AHHHHHH IMMA B*TCH OUT OVER MPR FOR A QUICK SEC :redface:

 

I literally travelled all the way from the top of the 

 

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Space Pirate research station where you get the super missile and then through the Metroid lab

down into the bottom where 

 

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you collect the thermal visor 

and then died in the dark on my damn ascent back up :skull: 

 

Literally wtf girl, I came out of the pit and then there was one of those intruder alert robots and it called for help or whatever the f*ck those c*nts do and I literally COULD NOT SEE A THING. Between the black void with the visor off, and the jumbled mess with it on, then add the malfunction haywire spasms going on in my suit from being hit by electric attacks and I WAS BEING BOMBARDED FROM EVERY DIRECTION WITH NOWHERE TO LOCK ON OR SHOOT. I swear my suit was having a gdamn aneurism + epileptic seizure :deadbanana2: 

 

These are the actual screenshots I captured of the two straight minutes of pain I had fumbling between visors and banging Samus off the f*cking walls:

 

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I know it’s only like a half hour of progress, I’m just livid because I was at FULL HEALTH with like 5 energy tanks when I walked into the room. F*ckin bullsh*t sentry robot SL*T I will VAPORIZE THE SH*T out of you when I redo this section :oxygen2:

 

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My 11 and 10s in the top 5 :bird:

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I am SHOCKED Daisy ain’t top 3. This **** is rigged. I demand a recount.

 

Samus for #1 i guess

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Bye peach! The only title she holds is ugliest princess in Mushroom Kingdom! 
 

bayonetta for the win :heart2:

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23 hours ago, Axel. said:

so excited to finally play Octopath Traveller ll :jonny5:

I know right!! The first one was so great!🥰

Got Octopath Traveler II delivered for the PS5 now but I know most play it on the Switch (I only got Switch Lite tho).

I just opened the intro/home screen music and the soundtrack...❤️❤️

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7 hours ago, feelslikeadream said:

Edelgard

who the hell is this?

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3 hours ago, Subomie said:

who the hell is this?

An icon, a moment, a cultural reset.

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13 hours ago, feelslikeadream said:

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I'm sorry I had to drag you down mother :jonny5:

 

12 hours ago, feelslikeadream said:

No, it's CBC :wave2:

12 hours ago, youreyesgocold said:

Expose ha @CBC :bam:

 

I will take credit because that’s exactly the kind of petty behaviour Daisy deserves :clap3:

12 hours ago, Attitude said:

 

I had to do it for queen Bayonetta

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49 minutes ago, Chiidish said:

An icon, a moment, a cultural reset.

 

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Samus about to get that receny bias #1 I fear.....

Posted
12 hours ago, Puttanesca said:

Not the Mario girlies all out. :jonny:

yet one rose above the noise and still remains 

 

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My 11 still in :jonny5: Daisy STOMPING on HAGsalina :jonny2:

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samus or birdo for #1 :clap3:

deserved :clap3:

 

both icons in their own right (and outside of atrl too i might add :gaydonnacat1: )

 

THE first notable female main character in video games 

 

and the first notable trans character 

 

trailblazers, legends...

 

edelgard is cool but where's the impact?

 

 

:celestial5:

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More complex & depth than any Xenocringe character or useless woman Mario princess.

Glad ATRL is letting only independent women win, & not women written by sexist men who think women can only be saved by men!

 

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Primrose also deserved, but wbk the host is RIGGING things! The Cynthia & Wii Fit Trainer (who were easy winners!) snub should've been obvious enough! Not letting other franchises without a "Main" female in, but allowing 10 flop side characters from Donkey Kong & Mario? Very weird!

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Peach is the only true damsel in distress from the Mario universe :coffee2: and even then she proved us wrong with Super Princess Peach! :gayorkcat3:

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Posted
13 minutes ago, Magickarp said:

Primrose also deserved, but wbk the host is RIGGING things! The Cynthia & Wii Fit Trainer (who were easy winners!) snub should've been obvious enough! Not letting other franchises without a "Main" female in, but allowing 10 flop side characters from Donkey Kong & Mario? Very weird!

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First off, Octopath is developed by Square Enix, not Nintendo.


Second off, it's also published by Square; while Bayonetta is not developed by Nintendo, I included her because at least Nintendo publishes the current games and has exclusive rights to do so. 

 

Third off, Octopath isn't even a Nintendo exclusive, as it's also available on PC and consoles :rip:

 

There's no world where Floprose makes sense in the rate, but I guess if you REALLY wanted her to be OUT at #22 she could have been included just for laughs

 

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If the host was rigging it they would've let the Xenogirls in the top 10.

 

 

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3 minutes ago, Attitude said:

If the host was rigging it they would've let the Xenogirls in the top 10.

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She has to make it as realistic as the singing

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ishe would have cleared had she been included...now that we mention it...

 

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too legendic i'm afraid!:clap3:

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8 minutes ago, ebaby said:

ishe would have cleared had she been included...now that we mention it...

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too legendic i'm afraid!:clap3:

Now?

 

On 2/18/2023 at 10:34 AM, Magickarp said:

tea @feelslikeadream petition to include the most iconic female character in Pokemon. 

In fact, i RETRACT my votes unless miss Cynthia is included! #NotMyRate

 

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Queen is almost 2 decades old, yet her semi final match still got 30% more views than the current, & most payola'd champion of all time in the finals.

Imagine being so powerful u cause the Super Bowl Semi Finals to have more views than the finals with a quarter of the promo:jonny5: ORGANIC.

 

Wbk, this **** is rigged. An After Hours @ The Grammys tea.

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Zelda better leave next. And wth is Edelgard still doing there?

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rise above the rest queen!

 

this is your moment !:hippo:

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3 minutes ago, KaledKalil said:

Zelda better leave next. And wth is Edelgard still doing there?

Slaying.

 

 

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