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Congrats to Tay on another week #1! Also congrats to the late Vince Guaraldi, collecting a BB200 top ten, even tho I prefer the Great Pumpkin OST more.

America's sweetheart continues to define the standards of artistry! Twice within the latter half of 2020! BB200 #1 debut again, H100 #1 debut again! Taylor securing another entry to the 21st century's Great American Songbook. In future years, children are going to learn about this history in their music classes, and with their teary-eyes, overcome by the sheer emotive force of reciting each poetic verse after verse of the music standard, Willow, reliving the moment that America and the human population of Earth celebrated on the Winter Solstice of Y2K20, another gem in the crowning career of Taylor Alison Swift. Music was a willow and it bent right to Taylor's wind.

And some people still circling lies that he's in a decline, because Changes had humble sales. Biebz still making hits and still main pop boy.

Brenda Lee was #2 last year, she just needs to do some promo and she could get the #1 for a week. Lord knows Mariah won't share that spot. It would be cute if holiday songs had a pop cultural revival and more labels craving that holiday coin, get their artists to pen some more modern classics. We certainly don't need anymore holiday compilation cover albums.

Juice keeps winning.

Cancel Chromatica era and do another collab with Tony before COVID-19 does.

That's one small step for a woman, one giant leap for womankind. F♀E♀M♀I♀N♀I♀S♀M Imagine living on Tones' planet Earth when she achieved this historic landmark.

This is a tremendous week for January! With a potential 700K+ top 3, I can't even remember the last time January had a week this massive, absent of colossal holdovers from holiday season.

That's 9.5k introductory fan subs for his onlyfans.

Wow at Melanie in top 3. K-12 is cute, but four years between releases is such a long wait when her stans are teens. I honestly thought her stan base bled away, like what happened to Marina's L+F being a colossal flop after a four year gap.

Tecca secured top five debut.

100,000,000 people are going to Heaven, thanks to Saint Avril.

That's pretty good, for a #1 that got away.

Pride month may be over, but the gays still winning!

ME! was too political. Old, chart-topping Taylor is dead.

Arianators would know a lot about how a pop girl plant grows.

The end of an era.

**** the elderly conservatives, hope they have heart attacks during the blue wave tomorrow.

Save Sexy Dirty Love Daddy Issues Lonely Games Off Tell Me You Love Me Ruin the Friendship Hitchhiker No Promises (Acoustic)

#1 even after a fifteen year absence (not including the failed promo/lead/comeback singles over half that time).

Not into Tyler's music, but it would have been cool to see a LGBTQIA+ artist get a #1. That isn't something that happens every year. Congrats to the pop witch on conjuring her #1. If only she had done the same for her opus, Honeymoon..