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This.

JessieJHeartbeat teas from like 10 years ago.

Flop consisting of another flops

Actually it's being born outside of America...

If it had been released as The Sweet Escape’s lead single?

Oh right… 200. But I suppose places like China and India aren’t culturally attuned to the West so are as likely to watch our pop videos as we are to watch Bollywood ones.

I didn’t know that! So technically they’re not ‘views’ but ‘viewers’. But I suppose you’d have to reduce the number of views to account for the same person viewing a video on multiple devices. If you consider that there are seven billion people in the world, the majority of whom live in a part of Asia that has little exposure to Western pop culture, it’s highly unlikely that these songs have actually been viewed three or four billion times…

Can you still find the unique viewers? It always shatters illusions of true globalness.

Congratulations.