True Skarlet

Oh wow, let me blindly root for my fellow ADR sister @Buddy!.

Can't wait to silently judge @Hug's entry.

Beat their asses tbh.

I wonder who Chanel will kill.

My 2 dollars (before taxes) compensation is coming.

Hi, I'm here to pick up Guero. Heard he got evicted already.

I was surprised to see the mixed reception for Guero's post... and then I wasn't. Further proof of a deep generational chasm that divides ATRL into two camps; the twentysomething pop sophisticates with 15 to 20 years of top-shelf pop consumption to their name, and an unruly kid crew with Scream Queens avatars and tributes to Nick Jonas in their signatures. It's not that the latter generation is a lost cause entirely, but they've clearly never read a "Guero post" — that is, they've never encountered a voice quite as distinctive as Guero's. "But I know Guero! He flopped in the last season of Surviror!" First off, ask for a refund. And no, you don't know Guero, you know a very stilted and subdued version of the iconic poster. The Guero of "Big Brother" is Guero as Guero is intended to read. She very skillfully vacillates between a range of tones; she nasally, then guttural, then grainy, then nasally again, then delicate. (And yes, that's how she's supposed to do it.) She's sultry. She's goofy. She's sounds slightly absurd. She's fully engaged. She's expressive in ways that "technically superior" posters just aren't. She is brilliant. You have no idea how brilliant she is. Guero's big post is the probably purest attempt Guero has made to harness some of that ineffable charm that made her early posts so irresistible. I adore it.

Guero reminding me that Riri quoted Chun Li in her app. Iconic.

Yikes, hmm, well I can do the hoe part.

Guero's minimal app getting her in. Shook.