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1 hour ago, honestopinion said:

Can't believe gays are so excited for another generic song from miss lipa that will have the biggest payola any of the songs ever had. She already bought TTH #1 placement and 140 Million radio audience for months ahead. Probably will get sued as she got sued for stealing levitating since she can't make anything original and her entire career is built on just using old samples with her one note robotic voice that is not able to express any emotions. Everything about lipa screams an industry plant and y'all losing minds over mediocrity who is not great vocalist, not a great songwriter, not a great instrument player, not a great performer. Funny to look like good management can make people lose their minds over a person with no extraordinary talent 

Posts like this make me appreciate my time spent to more purposeful endeavors, as well as a really fabulous IRL life. Not everyone has that! 

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1 hour ago, B-Luke said:

The title made me revisit this futuristic bop

I disappeared like WHO DEE KNEE

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She killed her career when she decided not to release this as a single... :gaycat6:

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1 hour ago, honestopinion said:

Can't believe gays are so excited for another generic song from miss lipa that will have the biggest payola any of the songs ever had. She already bought TTH #1 placement and 140 Million radio audience for months ahead. Probably will get sued as she got sued for stealing levitating since she can't make anything original and her entire career is built on just using old samples with her one note robotic voice that is not able to express any emotions. Everything about lipa screams an industry plant and y'all losing minds over mediocrity who is not great vocalist, not a great songwriter, not a great instrument player, not a great performer. Funny to look like good management can make people lose their minds over a person with no extraordinary talent 

You sound miserable.

 

Anyways, are we expecting a post today?

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Not the haters already having meltdowns and the song isn't even out yet :deadbanana2: That's when you know you've made an IMPACT :gayalipacat3:

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1 hour ago, honestopinion said:

Can't believe gays are so excited for another generic song from miss lipa that will have the biggest payola any of the songs ever had. She already bought TTH #1 placement and 140 Million radio audience for months ahead. Probably will get sued as she got sued for stealing levitating since she can't make anything original and her entire career is built on just using old samples with her one note robotic voice that is not able to express any emotions. Everything about lipa screams an industry plant and y'all losing minds over mediocrity who is not great vocalist, not a great songwriter, not a great instrument player, not a great performer. Funny to look like good management can make people lose their minds over a person with no extraordinary talent 

really hope ur not american cause saying some **** like this at 8 IN THE MORNING is insane :bibliahh:

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2 hours ago, honestopinion said:

Can't believe gays are so excited for another generic song from miss lipa that will have the biggest payola any of the songs ever had. She already bought TTH #1 placement and 140 Million radio audience for months ahead. Probably will get sued as she got sued for stealing levitating since she can't make anything original and her entire career is built on just using old samples with her one note robotic voice that is not able to express any emotions. Everything about lipa screams an industry plant and y'all losing minds over mediocrity who is not great vocalist, not a great songwriter, not a great instrument player, not a great performer. Funny to look like good management can make people lose their minds over a person with no extraordinary talent 

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Can't believe she's finally coming omg 

 

:WAP:

 

I hope she tours for DL3. My hubby and I had the BEST time at FN tour 

 

:WAP:

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As long as the material is good, I couldn't care less if she's payolad to death in the whole world. Future Nostalgia is the best album released by a MPG of the 2020s so far. It's only deserving what she got, regardless of how she got it.

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A Miley stan. Well that explains why they had the time.

 

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2 hours ago, B-Luke said:

The title made me revisit this futuristic bop

I disappeared like WHO DEE KNEE

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same, such a classic :jamming: 

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1 hour ago, honestopinion said:

Can't believe gays are so excited for another generic song from miss lipa that will have the biggest payola any of the songs ever had. She already bought TTH #1 placement and 140 Million radio audience for months ahead. Probably will get sued as she got sued for stealing levitating since she can't make anything original and her entire career is built on just using old samples with her one note robotic voice that is not able to express any emotions. Everything about lipa screams an industry plant and y'all losing minds over mediocrity who is not great vocalist, not a great songwriter, not a great instrument player, not a great performer. Funny to look like good management can make people lose their minds over a person with no extraordinary talent 

the fumes

 

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2 hours ago, honestopinion said:

Can't believe gays are so excited for another generic song from miss lipa that will have the biggest payola any of the songs ever had. She already bought TTH #1 placement and 140 Million radio audience for months ahead. Probably will get sued as she got sued for stealing levitating since she can't make anything original and her entire career is built on just using old samples with her one note robotic voice that is not able to express any emotions. Everything about lipa screams an industry plant and y'all losing minds over mediocrity who is not great vocalist, not a great songwriter, not a great instrument player, not a great performer. Funny to look like good management can make people lose their minds over a person with no extraordinary talent 

lol i loved FN... it got me through covid and I remember seeing the concert and it brought so much joy to be out drunk dancing at a concert.

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2 hours ago, honestopinion said:

Can't believe gays are so excited for another generic song from miss lipa that will have the biggest payola any of the songs ever had. She already bought TTH #1 placement and 140 Million radio audience for months ahead. Probably will get sued as she got sued for stealing levitating since she can't make anything original and her entire career is built on just using old samples with her one note robotic voice that is not able to express any emotions. Everything about lipa screams an industry plant and y'all losing minds over mediocrity who is not great vocalist, not a great songwriter, not a great instrument player, not a great performer. Funny to look like good management can make people lose their minds over a person with no extraordinary talent 

A Miley stan-

 

Make it make sense

 

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2 hours ago, honestopinion said:

Can't believe gays are so excited for another generic song from miss lipa that will have the biggest payola any of the songs ever had. She already bought TTH #1 placement and 140 Million radio audience for months ahead. Probably will get sued as she got sued for stealing levitating since she can't make anything original and her entire career is built on just using old samples with her one note robotic voice that is not able to express any emotions. Everything about lipa screams an industry plant and y'all losing minds over mediocrity who is not great vocalist, not a great songwriter, not a great instrument player, not a great performer. Funny to look like good management can make people lose their minds over a person with no extraordinary talent 

How can this person have 6 posts and be so insufferable, uneducated, narrow minded and out of touch.  :deadbanana2:

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I love the title and the cover is amazing! 

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THE COVER! It's giving early 2000s pop girl. PERCHED! :jonnycat:

 

 

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3 hours ago, honestopinion said:

Can't believe gays are so excited for another generic song from miss lipa that will have the biggest payola any of the songs ever had. She already bought TTH #1 placement and 140 Million radio audience for months ahead. Probably will get sued as she got sued for stealing levitating since she can't make anything original and her entire career is built on just using old samples with her one note robotic voice that is not able to express any emotions. Everything about lipa screams an industry plant and y'all losing minds over mediocrity who is not great vocalist, not a great songwriter, not a great instrument player, not a great performer. Funny to look like good management can make people lose their minds over a person with no extraordinary talent 

Cry more, Mildred stan :ahh: Angry your Prisoner streams got yanked from Plastic Hearts in 2023? Grow up.

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I hope she has bought extra playlisting and 600 Million spins on radio just to see her haters fume even harder :ahh:

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3 hours ago, honestopinion said:

Can't believe gays are so excited for another generic song from miss lipa that will have the biggest payola any of the songs ever had. She already bought TTH #1 placement and 140 Million radio audience for months ahead. Probably will get sued as she got sued for stealing levitating since she can't make anything original and her entire career is built on just using old samples with her one note robotic voice that is not able to express any emotions. Everything about lipa screams an industry plant and y'all losing minds over mediocrity who is not great vocalist, not a great songwriter, not a great instrument player, not a great performer. Funny to look like good management can make people lose their minds over a person with no extraordinary talent 

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happy for you tho, or sorry that happened :thing:

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The meltdowns in here are just embarrassing. :toofunny3: I'm not even the biggest Dua fan and can't stand some of her hits, but like... it's not that deep. 

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i'm so excited :jonny5:

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I am PRAYING for a payola'd radio debut and her to reclaim her (payola'd) TTH #1 residency :duca:

 

C'mon Dua PayoLIPA

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I hope she debuts with +35M on the radio and does a shameless autoplay like Flowers. I really really beg for it, I pray for it, I would kill for it, it would be a dream seeing people mad and the 6353 threads dragging her for that. 
 

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I hope PAYOLIPA is back in full force 

 

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