Will ChatGPT replace music critics?

I've been toying with ChatGPT for some time, and it's extremely impressive. Will publications stop paying music critics to write reviews? 

Write a 100/100 professional review of “Teenage Dream” by Katy Perry, describing each song in detail. Praise the title track. 

Katy Perry's 2010 album Teenage Dream is sure to make any pop fan ecstatic. The title track, which opens the album with a bang, is an infectious and joyous anthem bursting with colorful retro vibes. Perry takes us on a delightful journey through her teenage dreams of fame, romance, and carefree living. Her powerful vocals are backed by a buoyant production style consisting of wistful synths, funky guitars and pulsating drum beats.

"Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)" follows up with an upbeat ode to partying hard and having no regrets the next morning. With its lighthearted charm and contagious melodies, it perfectly captures those exciting adolescent nights out on the town.

The midtempo single "Firework" is perhaps one of the most popular songs from the album, delivering a powerful message of self-belief in a dazzling Beatle-esque musical background that culminates in an inspiring chorus that encourages us all to "Make 'em go 'Oh, oh oh!'"

On "Circle the Drain," we get glimpses into the darker side of fame as Katy lashes out at her former lover for his increasingly destructive behaviors in an emotionally charged ballad about their failed relationship.

"The One That Got Away" shares a similar sentiment in its bittersweet reflection on what could have been had things been different between them. Built around pounding pianos and dreamy electric guitars, this soulful pop gem will tug at your heartstrings as if it were yesterday.

Other notable highlights include: "Hummingbird Heartbeat," where Perry lets loose on the dancefloor with upbeat percussion and shimmering synths; 'California Gurls' featuring Snoop Dogg which celebrates all things Californian; plus a stunning cover of M83's ‘Midnight City’!

In conclusion: Teenage Dream shines as one of Katy Perry's highest accomplishments to date - each song brims with positive energy and youthful exuberance guaranteed to captivate even casual listeners!

Write an extremely negative  professional review of “1989” by Taylor Swift describing each song in detail. Strongly criticise “Shake It Off,” the lead single. Mention that “Wildest Dream” is a Lana Del Rey rip-off.

Taylor Swift's 1989 falls far short of her previous musical efforts and focuses on music that is too manufactured, shallow and socially irresponsible.

The lead single, "Shake It Off," is a prime example of this. The lyrics are cliched, unimaginative and lack of any real originality. Not to mention the fact that they can be found offensive by some due to their message of being too eager to shrug off criticism instead of owning up to one's mistakes. The composition is upbeat but lacks in depth, relying heavily on the same formulaic beats and sounds as her earlier pop records.

Following tracks such as "Blank Space" and "Style" continue to demonstrate a lack of artistic growth from Swift. These cuts showcase shallow lyrics about relationships that fail to stand out or offer anything meaningful for listeners. Music-wise, these songs continue her trend with overproduced beats backed by hollow instrumentation that offers nothing beyond mindless danceability.

The album also showcases several songs which take ideas from other artists' works--none more egregious than her Lana Del Rey rip-off, "Wildest Dream." Lyrically it fails to respect its source material while reusing the same popular metaphors used by many other singers in recent years.

Ultimately Taylor Swift's 1989 stands as a testament to an artist running out of creative fuel who continues pandering towards popular trends in hopes of star status. Unfortunately there are no signs she will veer away from this path anytime soon; making subsequent releases all the more unappealing when compared with her older albums such as Fearless or Red.