base talk Lyrics that are pure cringe?

[popmusicisdead]

i like the song but

 

"Now every morning, there is no more mourning" 

 

always makes me cackle

[Melancholy]

10 hours ago, Bimbo said:

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Katy Perry

what is going AWN here 

[holyground13]

My momma told me that this could happen to me (uh, uh)

That he would grow up to be the sexy man, but
Oh, I just couldn't see
'Cause I didn't plan this alone
Yeah, I was in my zone
And had the thought of us in my head
Somehow I turned this all off
And then I met him and he wasn't you
And then I dropped my head, thinking, what should I do?

Oh, I, I loved you and you loved me
And I just couldn't see tomorrow, baby
And I cared for you and I didn't see us through
Now I know in my heart you will always be
The greatest ex ever (ever)

 

[ahauntingnearu]

Katy Perry discography and a few select but abysmal Taylor songs that make me want to vomit 

[aesthetic bih]

"when you see them racks, they stacked up like my ass"

 

she's brave for singing this tho, considering... 

[umich]

I’m crying at some of these. There aren’t enough “haha” reactions to give out

[Komet]

'Cause all the beautiful girls, they will fade like the roses
And all the times they will change, it'll all come around
I don't know, maybе I'm just stoned at the nail salon
Maybe I'm just stonеd at the nail salon again

 

[JoeAg]

I love Kelly so much but two of her songs have the worst f*cking lyrics ever

 

Einstein - dumb plus dumb equals you  like what a poo of a song on an otherwise excellent album

 

Whole Lotta Woman - pot full of grits/I’m hotter than your mama’s supper, boy!  just the way she sings it so confidently too is so cringe idk 

[JoeAg]

Marina’s Enjoy Your Life and honestly a few other songs on Love + Fear have such incredibly cringy surface level lyrics that almost made me unstan  but yeah thankfully she got back what made her special on ADiaML

[Kimi]

Every day is a lullaby
I hum it on the phone like every night
And sing it for my babies on the tour life
Ah ah

If he's a serial killer, then what's the worst
That could happen to a girl who's already hurt?
I'm already hurt

 

 

In your car, I'm a star and I'm burnin' through you

Oh, be my once in a lifetime
Lying on your chest, in my party dress
I'm a ******* mess 

 

[JoeAg]

the entirety of TIWWCHNT, the entirety of Me!, and “shade never made anybody less gay” are all also mind-numbingly stupid lyrics which I can’t believe Taylor didn’t keep in the vault 

[Delicate]

I have genuinely never cringed so hard while listening to a song

 

I pull up in these clothes, look so good
'Cause I'm in that, hoe
You know all these songs sound good
'Cause I'm on that, hoe
Deadass, deadass, I'm deadass

[JoeAg]

“you cannot cleave it, or put it in the furnace, you cannot wet it, you cannot burn it!”

 

like I’m sorry but was he trying to sound sexy there? he didn’t. he sounded like he was in pain  what is he even trying to describe?? a chode?

[ScorpiosGroove]

pick any song out of katy’s, melanie martinez’s, taylor’s or post BTW gaga’s discography and you’re good to go 

[Mitsouko]

F uck me on the dancefloor, wrap your hands around and touch my body
I can see them watchin', but I don't care, this is a private party
See the DJ watchin' me dance, I wanna get f ucked, don't wanna hold hands
I wanna get up, don't wanna be friends

 

[umich]

1 hour ago, JoeAg said:

I love Kelly so much but two of her songs have the worst f*cking lyrics ever

 

Einstein - dumb plus dumb equals you  like what a poo of a song on an otherwise excellent album

 

Whole Lotta Woman - pot full of grits/I’m hotter than your mama’s supper, boy!  just the way she sings it so confidently too is so cringe idk 

Omg I love this song though

[JoeAg]

10 minutes ago, umich said:

Omg I love this song though

I can understand an argument of it being a trashy bop and I can’t lie and say my 15 year old self wasn’t BOPPING to it all the time but I recently relistened  to it and had to hit the skip by the second chorus cause I was like “nnnnnnoope Miss  Brianne Independent you are so much better than this”

[bestfiction]

On 12/20/2023 at 4:46 PM, Mitsouko said:

F uck me on the dancefloor, wrap your hands around and touch my body
I can see them watchin', but I don't care, this is a private party
See the DJ watchin' me dance, I wanna get f ucked, don't wanna hold hands
I wanna get up, don't wanna be friends

 

Delete

[Mitsouko]

9 hours ago, bestfiction said:

Delete

the song, yes

 

[BravoTangoWhiskey]

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag

[Romova99]

Hot like chilli-li-li
(Hot like chilli-li-li)

 

I can see signs hangin' on the wall
Ninety-nine lives, Super Mario

[Julia Fox]

When I don't care, I can play 'em like a Ken doll
Won't wash my hair, then make 'em bounce like a basketball

But you make me wanna act like a girl
Paint my nails and wear high heels
Yes, you make me so nervous that I just can't hold your hand

——-

 

 

I won the talk show
Guess that'll have to do
Up all night
BBM-ing you

Outta Tylenol
Head still aches
Got enough strength
To flip a pancake

Got the luggage packed
Waiting by the front
Quarter after five
It's already one

I'll say it one last time
Walking out the door. 4:59

5:15. Not a minute more
Ready for the knock on my door
5:15. Not a minute more
Ready for the waves on my shore
And at 5:16 if you're not with me
You can catch me in the next city
Never knew you meant that much to me
Until 5:15

I think I've gone dumb
Sick on puppy love
Wanna break out
[Album version:] Think I've had enough
[Acoustic version:] Never had enough

The walls are caving in
And my thick skin
Is feeling kinda thin
You find your way back in

Never thought in May
When we came to June
I would feel this way
About you

But I'll say it one last time
I'm walking out the door at 4:59

5:15. Not a minute more
Ready for the knock on my door
5:15. Not a minute more
Ready for the waves on my shore
And at 5:16 if you're not with me
You can catch me in the next city
Never knew you meant that much to me
Until 5:15

At 5:15
Ready for the knock on my door
5:15. Not a minute more
Ready for the waves on my shore
And at 5:16 if you're not with me
You can catch me in the next city
Never knew you meant that much to me
Until 5:15

I won't wait another minute, no
When the waves are at my shore
Ready for the waves on my shore
And at 5:16 if you're not with me
You can catch me in the next city
Never knew you meant that much to me
Until 5:15

Five
I'll be waiting for you
Until 5:15

 

——-

 

[Supervixen]

"If I was you, I'd wanna be me too
I'd wanna be me too, I'd wanna be me too
If I was you, I'd wanna be me too
I'd wanna be me too, I'd wanna be me too"

 

"Yeah, you got that yummy-yum
That yummy-yum, that yummy-yummy
Yeah, you got that yummy-yum
That yummy-yum, that yummy-yummy"

 

"I only want to die alive"

 

"I might die, when I forget how to breathe"

 

The entirety of Train's "Hey, Soul Sister"

 

[ohwow]

No matter Black, white or beige, chola, or Orient' made

 

---

 

Sometimes I waltz around
Put on red highlights
Just because I want my friends
To think I'm dynamite

 

And on Friday rocks in
High school dance
I got my bangs too hot
That I don't stand a chance, a chance'

 

---

 

I met a girl in East LA
In floral shorts as sweet as May
She sang in eights in two Barrio chords
We fell in love, but not in court

 

Don't you try to catch me
Don't you try to catch me, no, no, no, no
I'm living on the edge of
Living on the edge of the law, law, law, law