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"I don't wanna shower even if I stink" is still the one for me

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Gooch fuil of suds stays in my head rent free 

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A lot of Taylor’s 

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2 reputation songs mentioned already in this thread :ahh:

truly the cringiest Taylor's album and stain in her flawless discography :ahh:

 

She should've skipped the re-recording and let it get stolen

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OT :

any lyric by western artist trying to pander on Japanese audience :

 

Ozuna in Taki Taki :

Taki taki, quiere un besito o un ñaqui
Booty explota como Nagasaki
Prende los motores Kawasaki

 

Beyonce in 6 Inch :

She stack her money, money everywhere she goes
She got that Sake, her Yamazaki straight from Tokyo

 

Gwen Stefani in Harajuku Girls :

Harajuku girls
I'm looking at you girls
You're so original girls
You got the look that makes you stand out
Juku girls, I'm looking at you girls
You mix and match it girls
You dress so fly and just parade around (arigato)

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Give me my tens, take away 2 I ate that - Nicki Minaj

 

What if someone had asked Picasso not to be sad? Never known who he was or the man he’d become, there would be no blue period - Beautiful Lana Del Rey

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"money not the bling" - from alleged Nurtec™ patient stefani germanotta. 

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4 hours ago, Maroonx said:

Swish, swish, bish
Another one in the basket
Can't touch this
Another one in the casket

 

:biblio::biblio::biblio::biblio:

 

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The Drake one is kinda cute and clever tbh

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I've overheard your theory, "Nostalgia's for geeks"

I guess sir, if you say so, some of us just like to read

One second I'm a Koons fan, suddenly the Koons is me

Pop culture was in art, now art's in pop culture, in me

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5 hours ago, Bimbo said:

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Bon Appétit

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:deadbanana2:Think you forgot to edit this out

 

As for my answer, the entire 7 rings song

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5 hours ago, Lagerfeld said:

Name them. I'll start:

 

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but... it's funny tho....

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'Cause when he wanna smash, I'll just write another one

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2 hours ago, Safe&Sound said:

2 reputation songs mentioned already in this thread :ahh:

truly the cringiest Taylor's album and stain in her flawless discography :ahh:

 

She should've skipped the re-recording and let it get stolen

So so true!!!! 

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Troye Sivan saying "Pop the culture iconography" on One of Your Girls. "Face card, no cash, no credit" is also pretty cringe.

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every single lyric in alien superstar and you need to calm down

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I love you MARINA, but:

Sit back and enjoy your problems
You don't always have to solve them
'Cause your worst days, they are over
So enjoy your life

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Sometimes, I feel like everybody is a sexy baby

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7 hours ago, Prince George said:

Mina sako arigato, k-k-k-kawaii
K-k-k-kawaii.

Mom's not home tonight
So we can roll around, have a pillow fight
Like a major rager OMFG


Let's all slumber party
Like a fat kid on a pack of Smarties
Someone chuck a cupcake at me

 

It's time for spin the bottle
Not gonna talk about it tomorrow
Keep it just between you and me

 

Let's play truth or dare now
We can roll around in our underwear how
Every silly kitty should be

 

Come come Kitty Kitty
You're so pretty pretty
Don't go Kitty Kitty
Stay with me

Come come Kitty Kitty
You're so silly silly
Don't go Kitty Kitty
Play with me

 

Kawaii
Hello Kitty, hello Kitty
Hello Kitty, you're so pretty
Hello Kitty, hello Kitty
Hello Kitty, you're so silly

 

Wake up, got a secret
Pinky swear that you're gonna keep it
I've got something you need to see

 

Let's be friends forever
I wanna do everything with you together
Come and play with Kitty and me

 

Come come Kitty Kitty
You're so pretty pretty
Don't go Kitty Kitty
Stay with me

Come come Kitty Kitty
You're so silly silly
Don't go Kitty Kitty
Play with me


Kawaii
Hello Kitty, hello Kitty
Hello Kitty, you're so pretty
Hello Kitty, hello Kitty
Hello Kitty, you're so silly

 

Mina sako arigato! Kawaii!
Mina sako arigato! Kawaii!
Kawaii
Kawaii
Kawaii
Kawaii

 

Meow

 

Hello Kitty, hello Kitty
Hello Kitty, you're so pretty
Hello Kitty, hello Kitty
Hello Kitty, you're so silly

Come come Kitty Kitty
You're so pretty pretty
Don't go Kitty Kitty
Stay with me

Come come Kitty Kitty
You're so silly silly
Don't go Kitty Kitty
Play with me

 

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It’s an undeniable bop though 

 

It boggles my mind that this is the same person who put out I’m with you 

 

:/

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Push down that floor, and shoulder roll, shoulder roll
I said push down that floor, and shoulder roll, shoulder roll
Now hitch, to the left, and hitch, to the right, can you overbite?
Can you old men overbite?
Simon says go touch your nose, but Meghan says touch your toes (Touch your toes)
"I can't touch my toes"

 

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Boy, boy, look at you
I wanna get, get, get next to you
Got me kind of hot, but I ain't sweatin' you
Steamin' like a pot full of vegetables

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[Chorus]
It's nymphology, not psychology
Be the manic pixie dream girl that you ******* ought to be
Damaged oddity bought by Sotheby's
Auctioned to a selfish man who thinks that he's the prophecy

[Post-Chorus]
You can't even spell but you're an "expert" in nymphology
N-Y-M-P-H-O-L-O-G-Y, that's nymphology

 

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I thought I came but I peed on the dick
Pubic hair got inches, that's weave on the dick
***** like a tree, it got leaves on the ****
Bang bang this *****, Chief Keef with the dick
Climbing on that dick, need a ten feet ladder
I love the D, that's my favorite letter
My nudes in your phone, takin' up your data
My cakes got fatter by usin' cum as the batter
Look down to your dick and tell him I won't disappoint it
***** on punishment if she miss a dick appointment
Sloppy toppy for papi, leave sloppy Joe shook
I only call you Captain, 'cause your dick is off the hook

I can make your dick stand up (are you ready?)
Like Statue of Liberty once we **** (so hard)

Tap the head of the dick, duck, duck duck goose
Head of the dick, duck, duck duck goose
Get that dick up and runnin' when he **** this cooch
Covered in all my cum, the dick be lookin' like a goose


Head of the dick, duck, duck duck goose
Head of the dick, duck, duck duck goose

Get that dick up and runnin' when he ****

this cooch
Covered in all my cum, the dick be lookin' like a goose

 

**** so wet, you could take a cruise on it
Suckin' yo neck 'til I leave a bruise on it
Let you eat the *****, just don't use a spoon on it
Put it in a box like you 'bout to move on it
This that submarine *****, Mr. Clean *****
This that I'm 'bout to **** you longer than the limousine *****
High self-esteem *****, it's a dream *****
If you broke, then the ***** actin' funny like a meme *****
Easy-Bake Oven, and this ***** so similar
Touchin' yo head but ain't checkin' the temperature
Got the dick on lock like a motherfuckin' prisoner
Nut in my ***** hair, that's deep conditioner

I can make your dick stand up (are you ready?)
Like Statue of Liberty once we **** (so hard)

Tap the head of the dick, duck, duck duck goose
Head of the dick, duck, duck duck goose
Get that dick up and runnin' when he **** this cooch
Covered in all my cum, the dick be lookin' like a goose


Head of the dick, duck, duck duck goose
Head of the dick, duck, duck duck goose
Get that dick up and runnin' when he **** this cooch
Covered in all my cum, the dick be lookin' like a goose

 

Cut the dick off, took it home with me
'Cause any dick that long, it belong with me
This ***** iconic, yeah it moan with me
Put your finger in the hole, come bowl with me
Let me brush your pubic hairs while I suck on your cock
Get all the cum out your dick, make it go out-of-stock
Turn it into a Yeezy shirt when you rip off my top
My box already small, it don't need to be cropped
Turn double-dutch with yo' balls while I'm jumpin' on your dick
Tell your grandma sew my *****, since you split open my ***
Coochie guaranteed to put you to sleep so damn soon
Ridin' on that dick, I'm readin' Goodnight Moon
Vending machine, vending machine
Can't eat it until there's money between, money between
This ***** is a vendin' machine, vendin' machine
Can't eat it until there's money between, money between

Vendin' machine, vendin' machine (oh yeah)
Vendin' machine, vendin' machine (oh yeah)
Can't eat it until there's money between, money between
This ***** is a vendin' machine, vendin' machine

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Someone took my emotions
I feel good, cause I don't feel bad

 

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