tournament Slasher! : [Finale]

[HungryByTheBuffet]

So wait what time is the event? I don't want to miss my death announcement the vote and be disqualified

[Kern]

Just now, HungryByTheBuffet said:

So wait what time is the event? I don't want to miss my death announcement the vote and be disqualified

It’s happening now methinks! You better hide girl 👧 

[Kern]

I’m just in my tent streaming GUTS and not gonna lie - scared a little bit! 

[HungryByTheBuffet]

screaming at the report on page 12

 

14 minutes ago, stupidjock said:

It’s happening now methinks! You better hide girl 👧 

omF

[orange22]

[Kern]

Here’s part of fan fiction I’m writing: 

 

It’s first night at camp stab-a-hoe. Someone from another camp is passing us by, holding a cup of… cappuccino? ‘Who is that messy hoe?’ I ask my new-made friends with amazing music taste. “I don’t know her” answered one of my campmates with mysterious tone - as if he were up to something. Felt sus to me but didn’t think much about it. Tonight we are celebrating, streaming GUTS  and Tension over the fire 🔥 

[HungryByTheBuffet]

But tomorrow never came.....tomorrow never came

[Kern]

How long one night can be 

[poki]

1 hour ago, stupidjock said:

answered one of my campmates with mysterious tone - as if he were up to something. Felt sus to me but didn’t think much about it. 

Oh wow! Who is that person? We should vote him out. Very sus

[poki]

Days bleed into the night in these parts of the forest. 

We are actually on day 3!

 

[Kern]

4 minutes ago, PoKiTaurus said:

Oh wow! Who is that person? We should vote him out. Very sus

[Canon]

25 minutes ago, stupidjock said:

How long one night can be 

Results soon

 

I'm working on some flavor text so make the kills more spicy 

[Kern]

3 minutes ago, Canon said:

Results soon

 

I'm working on some flavor text so make the kills more spicy 

I'm so scared omg 

 

[HungryByTheBuffet]

17 minutes ago, PoKiTaurus said:

Days bleed into the night in these parts of the forest. 

We are actually on day 3!

 

If you can read this, wake up you're in a coma, it's been 40 years

[HungryByTheBuffet]

6 minutes ago, Canon said:

Results soon

 

I'm working on some flavor text so make the kills more spicy 

Wait a minute what's with the grill? because I'm hungrybythebuffet? and I'm getting killed? what is the meaning make it stop

[lacy]

2 hours ago, stupidjock said:

I’m just in my tent streaming GUTS and not gonna lie - scared a little bit! 

Same, but I'm also texting everyone I know in the US telling them to call record stores and find me a signed cd sksk

[Kern]

The paranoia already kicked in 

[Duanielipa]

 The Slashers better not get me while I’m eating breakfast

[Canon]

Night #1

The Night was young and all the Campers were sleeping.

Visions of hotdogs and hamburgers danced in their heads.

But during the night, something sinister was commencing.

Knives, ropes, death unrelenting.

Who said Camp wasn't going to be great?

Did you survive? Check your Fate!

 

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Earlier that Day, the Campers arrived to their Campsites and started unpacking their belongings in their cabins.

 

At Camp De-Cap-A-Lot...

@abelfenty and @Alldeezy cackled as they revealed they both brought matching pajamas.

@Armani? forgot to pack toothpaste but @Born to Run let him borrow his.

@brokee tripped over her suitcase but @Dessy was there to bandage her up.

@D e v o n pinned a photo of his pet next to @Duanielipa's photo of her favorite popstar.

@Euterpe spent the time looking for cell service for his Instagram, but to no avail.

@fais_2311 and @fiercE checked out restrooms. Clean and spotless.

@fountain tossed his duffel-bag to the side took a quick nap.

@Frappucino, @gardendreams and @HungryByTheBuffet went straight to the Camp Mess Hall. There was food for days. All gluten-free!

@Insanity was feeling homesick already but was cheered up by @Itz_Dani!.

@jesus del rey took some quiet time with a book.

 

At Camp Stabba-Ho...

@Julia Fox scanned her fellow Campers for potential boyfriends. No luck.

@khalyan and @lacy exchanged nail polishes. The colors looked better on each other.

@lauvender snuck in outside snacks and shared them with @mchl.

@McNulty found a smooth, shiny rock near his cabin.

@onapearl and @orange22 walked by the nurses station. Seemingly locked.

@Pendulum suitcase zipper got stuck, but @PoKiTaurus was there to yank it loose.

@punisher tried to setup his dehumidifier, but there was no outlets.

@Psycho skimmed through the CD's he brought as @Rachel Berry silently judged his taste in music.

@réveuse combed her hair of the spider webs she walk through. 

@Sebas had warned her she was walking into a web, she didn't listen.

@stupidjock found a really cool walking stick. It's brown and sticky!

@wantedyoutogrow and @worldwide angel found the Game Hall! Most of the pieces are missing though.

@Young In Love was very concerned when he saw @Yvess unpacking an extensive collection of flavored lubes.

 

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Results

All the Campers awoke the next morning.

Unknown to them, a disaster awaiting.

What was once though to be a Camp getaway,

Now covered in despair and chaos.

 

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A Camp De-Cap-A-Lot's Camper strolled into the Mess Hall, hungry for breakfast.

Maybe they'll have some toast, some bacon, a scrambled egg with ketchup.

When they opened the door to the Mess Hall, the horror they saw was unimaginable. A body, torched to a sizzling cinder. The only thing scrambled, the concaved skull and brains of a dead Camper. The red stuff? That ain't no ketchup.

Shocked and dismayed, the Camper crept up to the body. Even with the face bashed in, they recognized their sense of clothing, and only one person would wear this brand of tacky popstar swag. It could only be...

 

Spoiler

Camper Born To Run

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Meanwhile at the other Campsite

 

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A Camp Stabba-Ho Camper awakens from their snooze, ready for a brand new Day of camping shenanigans with friends. Although the cabins were pristine clean, they couldn't shake the newly acquired 'camp smell' and just had to take a shower. Leaving the cabin, it seemed the 'camp smell' was outside as well, even all along the trip down to the restrooms. But something was off, the smell was getting worse, more repugnant as they grew closer to the restrooms. Upon opening the door to the restrooms, the Camper was greeted with a nightmarish sight.

An eviscerated body, hung by their ankles from the last showerhead on the left.

Drops of blood splattering from the chest wound. No Johnson and Johnson product could clean this mess up.

The startled Camper nervously approached the body, even through the mutilation, they identify that the body belonged to...

 

Spoiler

Camper Pendulum

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Both Campsites erupted in a panic! Murder!? This was supposed to be a vacation we'd never forget.

 

 

 

 

Oh, Cheers and Choerry died, they get no flavor deaths

They were both Campers.

 

Camp Tally Sheet

Spoiler

 

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Day #2 Camper Voting will be explained in my next post

[punisher]

i’m alive

[poki]

but @PoKiTaurus was there to yank it loose.

 

This sounds so messy without context 

 

 

[poki]

4 deaths 

 

 

[HungryByTheBuffet]

6 minutes ago, Canon said:

@HungryByTheBuffet went straight to the Camp Mess Hall. There was food for days.

 

7 minutes ago, Canon said:

All gluten-free!

 

8 minutes ago, Canon said:

A Camp De-Cap-A-Lot's Camper strolled into the Mess Hall, hungry for breakfast.

Maybe they'll have some toast, some bacon, a scrambled egg with ketchup.

When they opened the door to the Mess Hall, the horror they saw was unimaginable. A body,

 

 

10 minutes ago, Canon said:

Camper Born To Run

JHDFsduhjhd WhEW

 

[Canon]

Just as a reminder, the story elements in the Results are all flavor text and have no correlation to roles or teams. 

[HungryByTheBuffet]

That mental rollercoaster was designed to break me...well I'm stronger than ever