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Secret Project could also be an EP of Collaborations (think Ed Sheeran's Collab album but as an EP). This EP will feature collabs including Chappel's, Abel's and of course DWAS. LG7 will be a featureless album (as it should) like Born This Way.

 

This way, DWAS' success won't be wasted as a stand alone single.

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Just now, Resquid said:

wait i just finished reading all the reviews i could find on JFAD, and some reviewers seemed to really really love the movie? :chick2: 1B box office might still be possible

yeah its mixed to positive for the most part, if the movie manages to catch the attention of its original core audience i think it will help it get close to 1B, also my hopes are in china to maximize the slay at the box office

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I am very intrigued as to what the single is gonna be like. Mama keeping us on our toes from now to October.

 

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3 hours ago, Bribe said:

I guess 2025 truthers won in the end :chick3: 

maybe the 2024sters were the friends we made along the way

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4 hours ago, Mitchell said:

 

 

Yonkers, 2020.  

A dingy hole-in-the-wall jazz bar that doubles as a brothel on the weekend. On the window hangs a "C" Sanitary Inspection Grade. Inside, a cockroach scurries across the bar floor and onto the stage. A high-heeled boot STOMPS it dead. The boot is imitation leather, the scuffing filled out with a black marker. Lady Gaga looks down at the roach she just killed and imagines it's Katy Perry. Her short, corpulent frame is squeezed into an ill-fitting Nordstrom Rack sequined "mermaid" gown.

 

"Hey fellas!" she calls out in her best Mae West impersonation. "What's a girl gotta do to get a drink around here??" She thinks talking like this makes her more sound more "old-school showbiz." A waiter pours cheap Costco scotch-whiskey into a chipped glass and brings it to her on the stage.  She takes the glass with a pudgy arm covered in a giant "Lady Gaga Is Over" tattoo (the "ironic" title of her 5th and final pop album). 

 

She takes a big gulp of whiskey and starts hollering "DID YOU EVER KNOW THAT YOU'RE MY HERO" in a raspy voice ravaged by alcohol. Behind her a sign reads "Bette Midler Tribute Night."  About a dozen middle-aged drunks sit at the bar drowning their sorrows in $5 beer. Lady Gaga's voice rises — "YOU'RE EVERYTHING I WISH I COULD BEEEEE" — in a failed attempt to get their attention. "Oh well," she thinks to herself. "At least I got paid for this gig." An $80 check is stuffed in her bra.  

 

Suddenly a transvestite wanders into the bar and starts cheering for her. Lady Gaga's eyes well with tears. "I am remembered. I am known," she thinks to herself. Encouraged, she downs the rest of her whiskey and goes for the kill: "CUZZZZ YOU ARE THE WIIIIIND BENEATH MY WIIIIIIIIIIINGS!!!!!" she wheezes and shouts and growls, thinking she ended the song on a triumphant note.

 

"Homegirl, you done snatched my weave and strangled me with it! I am deceased!" calls out the transvestite in praise. (later that night, he will be killed in the alley behind the bar.)  One of the guys at the bar nudges his drinking buddy and points to Lady Gaga (who's refilling her glass with whiskey). "Who was that?" The drinking buddy squints his eyes at her. "Liza Minnelli, I think."

 

 

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What is this :suburban:

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1 minute ago, Jack! said:

I am very intrigued as to what the single is gonna be like. Mama keeping us on our toes from now to October.

 

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It's Garden Of Eden

 

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Why are people so sure Garden of Eden is the lead single when the first official tease of LG7 was Dance In The Shadow. Or are they the same song? Very doubtful.

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LADY GAGA ON JOKER: FOLIE À DEUX (HQ)
Photography: Ethan James Green
Styling: Alex Harrington
Hair: Frederic Aspiras
Make-up: Sarah Tanno

Model/Celebrity: Lady Gaga

 

We won but at what cost?

 

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3 minutes ago, Album Leak said:

Why are people so sure Garden of Eden is the lead single when the first official tease of LG7 was Dance In The Shadow. Or are they the same song? Very doubtful.

We are not. It's an inside joke among us Garden Of #1 stans 

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It's intense and ominous—an old-school Gaga bangerunsettling but also buoyant

 

these words gave my discostick a bon3r

you can literally use those words to describe the fame monster and born this way

 

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Just now, MonsterNavy said:

It's intense and ominous—an old-school Gaga bangerunsettling but also buoyant

 

these gave my discostick a bon3r

you can literally use those words to describe the fame monster and born this way

 

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reminder that this could be any of the lg7 songs, in case people build preconceptions when the actual lead song drop and could be different 

 

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:bibliahh:

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51 minutes ago, FameIsForever said:

"Michael is the person who told me to make a new pop record. He was like, 'Babe. I love you. You need to make pop music.' "
 

#ThankYouMichael

#WeLikeYouMichael

#FuckLucCarl

#FuckTaylorKinney

#FuckCarino


f*ck michael and his little popga fantasy

 

TEEN want soft vocals RnB playlist on AM ballad era and that!! 

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Re: the Girlfriend/Garden Of Eden possible leaked snippets

 

Is there some reason that people believe The Weeknd is involved in that song specifically?

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3 hours ago, hypocrateen said:

Michael to Gaga while they're in bed:

 

 

 

now which one of y'all got a hit tweet out of copying my post?

 

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Ok but now that the intense, ominous, unsettling but also buoyant cat is out the bag, can't she open the pre-order for the damn album?? yes 5 months it's a long time but that could only benefit her in the long run, Taylor did that for RED TV and TTPD and it went wonderfully

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1 hour ago, Sannie said:

Everything just feels so... normal and on track. It feels like she's sure of herself and her team has a real plan in place. :jonny: This is going to be so good.

and then in the distance, you see the shine off of that bald head

Spoiler

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Just now, ollieamell said:

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They look SO GOOD together.

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1 minute ago, Bojana said:

and then in the distance, you see the shine off of that bald head

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well he's literally the person orchestrating this lmao

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2 minutes ago, ollieamell said:

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Michael polansky time person of the year

Michael polansky nobel peace prize

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Not 60% on RT :deadbanana4: One wrong move and it's over

 

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Just now, HausOfPunk said:

Not 60% on RT :deadbanana4: One wrong move and it's over

 

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It was literally the same with HOG 

 

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1 minute ago, Nicholai said:

It was literally the same with HOG 

 

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I'm on the edge of rotten,
And I'm hangin' on a moment of truth
I'm on the edge of rotten,
And it's all because of Joker 2

 

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3 minutes ago, Sannie said:

well he's literally the person orchestrating this lmao

lol im tryna gain a non cookie monster reputation, just go with it :dies: 

but on a more serious note, I haven't seen any pictures of him in Venice, was he there? I also haven't seen any pics of Freddie or Sarah 

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