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2 minutes ago, swissman said:

my ex just told me he booked tickets to the film today.. the promo is working!

Why are you communicating with a hasbeyn?

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BEST FEMALE SINGLE OF THE YEAR

 

Round 17 / Top 20!!!

 

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Good Luck to Beyonce, could she win again this year :party:

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Posted
28 minutes ago, Blue Rose said:

Why are you communicating with a hasbeyn?

well we only have recently reconnected but I do not believe in cutting exes out of one's life. or, I've never had a bad enough ex.

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6 minutes ago, swissman said:

well we only have recently reconnected but I do not believe in cutting exes out of one's life. or, I've never had a bad enough ex.

wait you made some points, im still friends with my ex because it was an amicable split. obviously if its on bad terms i totally support a scorched earth exit but its all situational

 

plus he can lay some PIPE not that that’s happened for a while but :suburban:

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Posted
3 hours ago, kimberly said:

I hope her turkey is dry as hell

 

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Well she is in her 40s now 

 

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“Hasbeyn” always makes me laugh :suburban:

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do yall think she stuffed her husband’s turkey today

 

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6 hours ago, ScorpiosGroove said:

adding onto the ITG in Sweden discussion, it’s clear nitpicking but it bothered me on every single date how perfectly she did the first Cozy intro and then never did it again 

 

only moving her upper body while the hands stayed in a static position feels so much more right than her moving and wiggling her arms around like she did on every other date… it fits the robotic side of the performance a lot better 

 

also kinda hate how she never said "y’all feelin… cozy ?” again :duck:

 

 

 

I maybe ass licking hive but unpopular opinion, the Sweden poses were too "cheesy", for lack of a better word. Like I completely got why they switched it up :gaycat6:

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17 minutes ago, cloudbusting said:

do yall think she stuffed her husband’s turkey today

 

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you know it’s Jay’s turn to sit on the Tiffany buttplug

 

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3 minutes ago, Blue Rose said:

you know it’s Jay’s turn to sit on the Tiffany buttplug

 

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the second he sees her pull out that thing with the crystal-encrusted handle he gives a pitch perfect can i sit on top of you?

 

:suburban:

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the parfum SMELLS SO GOOD omg, I love it.

 

I do not think I'll wear it much as it's not the type of scent I'd wear, but it really does smell nice lol.

 

it very much feels like she wanted a signature scent catered to her scent style/personality and realized she could sell it too... it smells like you'd imagine her to, imo.

 

and the packaging IS lux. I duno what the complaints were from one unboxing but it's good.

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6 minutes ago, swissman said:

and the packaging IS lux. I duno what the complaints were from one unboxing but it's good.

I agree with everything else you said but this is wrong mama. the plastic bottle and its ugly design without the stand... Ariana Grande's ULTA perfumes have better packaging than this. I do like the outer packaging however -- it's very RENAISSANCE-coded.

 

The smell saves it for me though. Plus, I got the extra travel spray thing, so I'm satisfied.

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I'm sad she used that weird grey old school filter again on Renaissance like Homecoming. What about Bey not repeating herself? Renaissance is such a vibrant project, that filter should have stayed away from it. 

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Wtf is going on in here :lmao:

 

Alopecia

Butt Plug (diamond encrusted)

Pegging Jay

Dry Turkey

Hasbeyn

Ex's

 

:rip:

 

 

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5 minutes ago, Lose My Breath said:

Wtf is going on in here :lmao:

 

Alopecia

Butt Plug (diamond encrusted)

Pegging Jay

Dry Turkey

Hasbeyn

Ex's

 

:rip:

 

 

is this your ranking of the evening’s topics?

 

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Posted (edited)
3 minutes ago, cloudbusting said:

is this your ranking of the evening’s topics?

 

:suburban:

 

I think I would move pegging right under alopecia keys, but otherwise, yes

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3:44 and on.

 

:skull: :skull: :skull:

 

 

Posted
1 hour ago, Noodles said:

I maybe ass licking hive but unpopular opinion, the Sweden poses were too "cheesy", for lack of a better word. Like I completely got why they switched it up :gaycat6:

Agree. 

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3 minutes ago, Chris said:

 

3:44 and on.

 

:skull: :skull: :skull:

 

 

SAY BEYONCÉÉÉÉ!

 

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23 minutes ago, Chris said:

 

3:44 and on.

 

:skull: :skull: :skull:

 

 

CÉ BEYONCÉ

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It’s been a horrendous day at the vet clinic, why is everyone sick/dying on Thanksgiving don’t y’all have better things to do?

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The spotify station was playing Bonnie and Clyde and Drunk in Love and it gave me the boost to keep going:jonny5: The folks here usually stream Tayble so I’m shook at the random display of taste:jonny5:

 

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14 minutes ago, SashaDevachelli said:

It’s been a horrendous day at the vet clinic, why is everyone sick/dying on Thanksgiving don’t y’all have better things to do?

do you still have time to squeeze me in for some euthanasia?

 

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7 minutes ago, cloudbusting said:

do you still have time to squeeze me in for some euthanasia?

 

:suburban:

It comes with a free rectal exam if you’re interested!

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Just now, SashaDevachelli said:

It comes with a free rectal exam if you’re interested!

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I’ll bring my plug :suburban:

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my delulu dream is that one day she’ll add the KC photos to her website

 

:suburban:

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