Citrus Posted January 31, 2018 Author Posted January 31, 2018 2 hours ago, feelslikeadream said: As if any of the judges has topped STSD, the story of Regina Spectre, my Snatch, etc. You're doing great Aunty Pandy
True Skarlet Posted January 31, 2018 Posted January 31, 2018 Me this week: Had a breakdown over doing too much work and feeling slighted. Me this week: Decides to audition for a voice role, A.K.A. more work.
Rhisiart Posted January 31, 2018 Posted January 31, 2018 5 minutes ago, True Skarlet said: Me this week: Had a breakdown over doing too much work and feeling slighted. Me this week: Decides to audition for a voice role, A.K.A. more work. BOOKED AND BUSY, YAAAAAAAS!!!!!!
Citrus Posted January 31, 2018 Author Posted January 31, 2018 2 hours ago, Aciid said: Real DR having the redo runway Us inspiring 3+ challenges
Citrus Posted February 1, 2018 Author Posted February 1, 2018 __________________________________________________________________________ Episode 2 - Past but not Least Ball Lip Sync Wh8re Yentl. Pea Enculo. Wh*re Yentl @EJQL8 seeing the writings on the wall, for my swan song i'll be doing little bird by annie lennox. wearing a rip-off of mariah carey's cabaret costume in the breakdown video, i ascended to the stage as the initials "whhooo ooh ahh ahhs" start. there's smokes and fogs and stuffs during this moment. I look up to the little bird That glides across the sky He sings the clearest melody It makes me want to cry It makes me want to sit right down and cry cry cry like, this is just a simple moment. i just lipped it while smiling to the judges, blowing them kisses and ****, and point at myself at the cry, cry, cry line coz i'm about to be eliminated I walk along the city streets So dark with rage and fear then, a bitch from my cycle, phresh cherry, walks to the stage wearing my cultural appropriation look And I... I wish that I could be that bird another slut from my cycle, priscilla prolapse, who is wearing my club kid flower gif gown, appeared. and the *** brought little boys wearing a bee costume with her! And fly away from here I wish I had the wings to fly away from here the small town queen, camille toe, appeared, wearing my pride look, which represents my small country But my my I feel so low mystique appeared wearing my first monochromatic look My my where do I go ? primarina appeared wearing my second monochromatic look My my what do I know ? tippi appeared wearing my third monochromatic look, which conveniently covered the scars and bruises he had because he won't cooperate initially My my we reap what we sow stone appeared wearing my prom king look, bcoz he's pearl and gladys appeared wearing my prom queen look, bcoz she's a queen They always said that you knew best alena appeared wearing my bikini bottom look and canela appeared wearing halloween look, in an attempt to give them some needed spice But this little bird's fallen out of that nest now colleen appeared wearing my as promo look, lola appeared wearing my d&g look and mellie appeared wearing my sphinx look, coz we need ppl to wear it I've got a feeling that it might have been blessed last, but certainly the least, the winner of our cycle, faye shull, appeared wearing my entrance look from s4, bcoz it's what he deserves So I've just got to put these wings to test me overjoyed, filled with glee, etc. coz this is NOT a lipsync for my life, but a celebration of whoryentl! we get in the position in the back during the oooh oohh ahhh moment. first seven on the left, me in the middle, and last seven to the right For I am just a troubled soul Who's weighted... Weighted to the ground Give me the strength to carry on Till I can lay this burden down Give me the strength to lay this burden down down down yeah Give me the strength to lay it down like, this is me just dramaticking, walking the runway like im naomi campbell, feeling my oats, happy as ****, while the 14 bitches do the background vocals. But my my I feel so low My my where do I go ? My my what do I know ? My my we reap what we sow They always said that you knew best But this little bird's fallen out of that nest now I've got a feeling that it might have been blessed So I've just got to put these wings to test this is an organized chaos moment, like kylie's did it again video, and the end is me standing tall while the 14 bitches are in the ground laying. xoxo Pea Enculo @keshaspearsxo PT.1 What happened? The question on everybody's mind. In this revealing memoir, I will uncover the truths and the lies surrounding the ball challenge. But truly, where do I start? I think I must begin with a few apologies. Dear ADR viewers, my fellow competitors, the distinguished panel of judges and most importantly my fans, I am sorry for the bad entry. To the Puerto Rican public directly, lo siento. I promise never to gag myself with a wedding bouquet again. I promise never to pretend to be an octopus on the runway again. I am not an octopus. I will never be an octopus. This was a very hard life lesson to learn, but a needed one. That said, there is one person I need to apologise more personally to. To my beloved @Tsareena, I am sincerely sorry for sabotaging your draft. It tears me apart inside knowing that thanks to my failure, you have dropped to the middle of the rankings. I promise that from here on out, I will win every challenge, and carry not only myself to victory, but you. But really, what did happen? There are so many possible explanations. I would like to offer you a few. #1 I have been too busy preparing for my Grammy performance this weekend. Yes, that’s me circled! It was truly an honour to be joined on stage by fellow inspirational women, like Dame Rose who can be spotted just to the left of me. A true feminist. A pioneer. When I first met Dame Rose, she was a shrill, quiet old lady, but as time progressed and she rose to fame and public adoration, I watched the rose she is truly bloom. It's a shame about the accident. Gone too soon. May she rest in peace. God took the wrong one, @jpow. #2 I was attacked by hackers. There have been countless rumours against me and my team since the announcement of my involvement in this season, claiming corruption. Foreign hackers, particularly one named Wh0re Yentl, have tried to break into my private email account to expose me. Well, once and for all I’d like to settle the case over my emails by personally publishing them, as to clear my name. As you can see, there is nothing of concern to the public. #3 Scientist Pea Enculo was in court. Avid Pea fans will remember her extravagant, hit diet plan from season 2. It would turn out ever since it was popularised 2 years ago, studies have revealed the sugar free diarrhoea inducing gummy bears involved are heavily carcinogenic and destructive for the body. The chemicals have been found to literally tear away and melt the insides of her customers. As such, Pea Enculo found herself in the midst of a huge controversy and epic lawsuit which made her busy in court, but alas, this is not Pea's first controversy nor her first rodeo with the law, and she knows that she will only come out of this stronger. In fact, rumours are already swirling of the beginning of a new business endeavour - anal vacuums. #4 I am still being pursued by Aciid Rose's barrio. Anybody who has heard of the horror I faced in my time in Mexico will be aware of how I was so severely brought to death's door when I was attacked by Aciid Rose and his primas. I am here to make the announcement that to this day, I am still being pursued by the barrio. No matter what corner of the Earth I flee to, they manage to find me. For instance, 2 months ago I fled to Korea. Everything seemed perfectly fine until I noticed something as I entered the elevator - the unmissable scent of doritos. Instantly I knew I had been found and fled the scene, as a chola tried to grab me before the elevator doors luckily closed. For a while afterwards, I thought I was safe, until just last week here at the Drag Race hotel. As I was packing away my tentacles and fish prosthetics, there was a knock on my door. I assumed it was just a member of production coming to greet me, so I answered happily. I found myself face to face with a male I had never seen before, yet assuming he was just here to tell me the details of my winner's contract, I invited him in. Everything seemed to be normal until I looked down, and received the shock of my life. He was wearing huaraches. Again, I tried to flee, but this time I was unlucky. I spent a week kidnapped, planned to be shipped back to Mexico to be publicly executed, until my saviour arrived - none other than Chanel herself. Using her skill of being intensely unbearable, she managed to convince my captors to free me through the torture of talking to them. I am safe now, but for how long? @Aciid, please call them off. I will send you an UberEats voucher. PT.2 As alluded to, Pea Enculo has had her fair share of controversies in life. One of the most significant took place in 2013, with the publishing of Culo and Fury, a political book detailing the alleged actions of Mayor Pea Enculo in a classified town in Puerto Rico. The story is only loosely remembered to this day due to her impressive PR schemes, but at the time the incident was huge. Prior to her lucrative drag career, Pea Enculo was a simple woman in low level local government. But thanks to her impressive private militia and blackmail skills, Pea found herself elected Mayor. The book alleges multiples incidents that Enculo denies, but the evidence is overwhelming. #1 The wheelchair. It is unknown why, but Mayor Pea Enculo had a roaring hatred for wheelchairs. Not paraplegics themselves, but just wheelchairs. It is alleged that soon after being elected Mayor and on a visit to a local school, Pea Enculo was greeted by a class, including a girl in a wheelchair. The teachers and children all claim that Pea immediately ran over to the girl, crying and yelling at her in Spanish and trying to yank her from the wheelchair, unsuccessfully. There is even picture evidence, included on the cover of Culo and Fury, yet Enculo still vehemently denied any wheelchair yanking. #2 The dog. Pea Enculo grew up on a Puerto Rican mountain range where her only companions, between humans and animals, were mountain goats. It was not until she became Mayor, that she first encountered a dog. It was a normal charity event, until she spotted the "beast", in her words. Enculo, also a registered Pastor, quickly headed toward the dog, beginning the throw holy water, chant, and perform an exorcism in full daylight at the public event, believing the animal to be a demon. The scene continued for approximately 30 minutes, until the police arrived and the dog was escorted away as demanded by Mayor Pea. The event continued as normal, with Pea acting as though nothing had happened. However, the dog was never seen again, and continues to be a heated topic of discussion at the Puerto Rican PETA headquarters. #3 The sex. One of the final controversies before she was removed from her position as Mayor surrounds Pea Enculo's sex life. It quickly became apparent during her time as Mayor that Pea Enculo was a sex addict. Unnamed staff members are quoted in the book as saying she would have sex up to 10 times a day, and it didn't matter with whom - as long as she came first. The situation only escalated, until Pea filed for her office to be renovated into a sex chamber. The information was leaked to the public by the contractors, and Pea was forcefully removed from office, yet not without multiple deaths on each side. However, Pea never felt ashamed - in fact, she saw this as a opportunity for a career change, and soon entered the p0rn scene. Pea quickly came back into the public's good graces as it was apparent that the public were ready to forgive so long as they could masturbate to her. With her p0rn success, Pea rose back up in life, and found her life changed when she met one very important casting couch director who inspired her to pursue drag, however not before starring in 3 p0rn films with said director, "The Madame and The Pea", "El Culo Pide Perdón" and "Si Estás Leyendo Esto Te Amo Luis". The casting director was, of course, none other than Madame LaQueer who went on to become Pea Enculo's drag mother until she was murdered so Pea could become the new supreme. PT.3 “Overall, your entry feels less considered than the other girls. This is All Stars. Don't be lazy.” “Despite how good or bad these might be there's just a lack of effort. I much rather see your collages and visualize something in my head than get one picture you found. “ “Whoever told you to simplify down is not your friend and you should never listen to them again. “ “Your fashion this week left the judges ready to jump.” And finally... “Next we have Pe-a. Not Pea. As I’ve been told. Apparently. I have both looks on the screen because, really, I ha- I don’t have a lot to say about this *continues to rant for nearly 5 minutes* we need to stop the music and get serious here *music stops*. This entry is extremely underwhelming. Pears, I’m extremely disappointed in you and yes I’m saying Pears because I’m talking to directly to you. Let’s talk about lust first, is it better than the original yes but anything was going to be better than the original that was a Beyonce dress with a pea pasted on to it. This is still very, very bad. The challenge asked you to design a look and what you gave was one single image, it’s a side profile I can’t see the front of the dress I can’t see if the dress hits the ground, you made no mention of wel- you know if the dress hit the ground or not I don’t know if there’s a train, it’s just a simple white dress at the end of the day it’s not very exciting it’s very basic and boring. The hair… I don’t really think I like it either it’s kind of- I have to mental map out how it looks, you’re giving me one side of it I don’t really think it works any ways.. The mouthpiece is kinda cool but one little mouthpiece does not save how boring and kind of predictable this look is. The ropes.. Eh.. I mean I get it they’re adding to the whole story you’re giving but it’s not exactly riveting. Also, *takes the opportunity to talk about self*. This is just all around a giant, giant no it’s a BOOT. Then we get to your monochrome look. Which… you know… Pixel used this as one of her judging looks in season 4 so… EHHh-uhhh… and, again you merely just copied and pasted this in and it said design, this was not the copy and paste challenge sweetie ok? That was definitely like I don’t know, huh- when Eve was playing the game. I have a lot of issues with this - it’s not necessarily monochrome but the blue is a shimmer it’s fine, the look is cute, I appreciate that you gave me a little line about how it reminds me of Ursula from the Little Mermaid that’s nice I enjoy little tidbits like that, but then you have the audacity to get shady and **** and say was an explanation really needed at me. Ok. I don’t know if I made myself abundantly clear last week but *rants about how much he knows about being a club kid*. This is so, so ****ing lazy, SO ****ing lazy. And I know that if you try you can do a cute look because your promo look for this season was really good, ok?, it was really really good. And if you had just put that amount of effort here you could’ve been safe, probably, you know. It’s just very very infuriating. I’m not gonna do any spoiler nonsense for you you’re at the BOTTOM of my rankings this week. You need to absolutely impress me in future runways. I know you don’t really care for the runway component but, this to me seems like deliberate CRAP on your end, because you probably thought oh well I don’t really care about fashion I’ll just deliberately botch this and fall in the bottom and then lip sync for my life because historically speaking you’ve done fantastic at lip syncs. But I am not into that strategy if that’s the case and if you just thought this was good well then you were wrong - a boot - TWO boots across the board - I expect far more from you I know you can do better than this Pears. Ok. And I don’t want you to be giving me indirect shade or allude at this in a future entry or yada yada yada, either it goes in or out, I’m sure it’s either you’re just not gonna give a **** or you’re gonna take what I have to say into consideration because I am very MAD - I am very mad because I do have an expectation for you and you didn’t even meet that but you didn’t even just do a basic job because you just copied and pasted two pictures in. Never do this again for a design challenge or a fashion challenge, ok. Never. Ever. EVER.” Somehow, I am getting the impression that I should repeat the challenge. A redo of my Emily Dickinson deer look from the season 2 top four book ball - the original boarder on the cartoonish side a little with the make up choice, so I decided it would be cute to redo it in a more toned down manor. Once again going for the original themes I expressed - Emily's infamous white dress and deer inspiration, yet this time with more of a melancholic touch. I chose to keep the face cloaked by lace, because Emily was notoriously private and myth-like in nature, rarely speaking to people face to face in her later years. An earth interpretation of the season 3 elemental runway challenge - the first picture is supposed to include the makeup, the branch head piece and the moss hair. The middle is a body piece crafted out of wood, and the heel and vine arm are used to show the idea that I would cover my limbs in vines to fit in with the earthy theme. Ladies, I have made my decision, and it will be revealed soon. ____________________________________________________________ Spoiler @EJQL8 @Rhisiart @Buddy! @Kylie Jenner @Hug @CHANEL™ @keshaspearsxo @Witch Privilege @Vulnicura @talent @feelslikeadream @Aciid @Subomie @True Skarlet @Moonchild @Lémur @PinkBox @mxtthewdelrey @Alena @Stan @Tsareena @Slut @SitarHero @Losing my ground @thecptz @Fruity
ATRL Moderator Tsareena Posted February 1, 2018 ATRL Moderator Posted February 1, 2018 two of my faves. Pea mentioning me directly wow
Aciid Posted February 1, 2018 Posted February 1, 2018 1 minute ago, Tsareena said: two of my faves. Pea mentioning me directly wow The brand is strong. The next Dame Rose
ATRL Moderator Tsareena Posted February 1, 2018 ATRL Moderator Posted February 1, 2018 10 minutes ago, Citrus said: Pea Enculo grew up on a Puerto Rican mountain range where her only companions, between humans and animals, were mountain goats. It was not until she became Mayor, that she first encountered a dog. It was a normal charity event, until she spotted the "beast", in her words. Enculo, also a registered Pastor, quickly headed toward the dog, beginning the throw holy water, chant, and perform an exorcism in full daylight at the public event, believing the animal to be a demon. The scene continued for approximately 30 minutes, until the police arrived and the dog was escorted away as demanded by Mayor Pea. The event continued as normal, with Pea acting as though nothing had happened. However, the dog was never seen again, and continues to be a heated topic of discussion at the Puerto Rican PETA headquarters. relatable
ATRL Moderator feelslikeadream Posted February 1, 2018 ATRL Moderator Posted February 1, 2018 WOW, a lip sync Too bad I'm not doing "top hoot" yet.
Citrus Posted February 1, 2018 Author Posted February 1, 2018 __________________________________________________________________________ Episode 2 - Past but not Least Ball Elimination Wh0re Yentl. Pea Enculo. Ladies, I have made my decision. ____________________________________________________________ Spoiler Pea, your off week almost kicked you off the island, but I have a feeling we'll see you float to the top again. This is All Stars baby, and we know you can be one. Prove it. Wh8re, you honed your off-kilter, kooky kharacter and really gave her something to run on. You may not speak English, but errybody speaks money, honey. Your booking fee thanks you, and you are an All Star. Now, _____________________________________________________________________________________________________ My Economic Eight, I really shouldn't have taken out that loan. Benjamin Franklin said neither a borrower nor a lender be, but what about being a hoe? Can I get an amen? Now let the music play! Spoiler @EJQL8 @Rhisiart @Buddy! @Kylie Jenner @Hug @CHANEL™ @keshaspearsxo @Witch Privilege @Vulnicura @talent @feelslikeadream @Aciid @Subomie @True Skarlet @Moonchild @Lémur @PinkBox @mxtthewdelrey @Alena @Stan @Tsareena @Slut @SitarHero @Losing my ground @thecptz @Fruity
Rhisiart Posted February 1, 2018 Posted February 1, 2018 Pea once again serves a stunning lipsync. ***** is forever an All Star with an iconic charcter. This challenge teaser.
Citrus Posted February 1, 2018 Author Posted February 1, 2018 __________________________________________________________________________ Episode 3 - Homo Shopping Network Nothing marks a successful queen quite like a successful line of merchandise. Whether in Alaska's snake tees, Violet's outfit calendars, or Adore's ball sweat cognac, drag queen branding is highly important. This week, you girls are going to help the ADR judges expand their own brands. Working with another queen, you will be coming up with three products inspired by three members of the ADR panel and presenting them in your own segment on the brand new, Ann Widdecombe-sponsored Homo Shopping Network. Only do one product per queen (ie. a Carrie keychain, Moon Child mud mask, and a Tangerine Tamagotchi). It doesn't matter who you choose. Your working pairs, as picked by last week's winner Carbon, are below: Carbon & Chanel Gladys & Pea Colleen & Pixel Stone & Melanoma On the runway, Category Is Drag Fusion Fashion: With your new drag partner, create paired looks that show off your combined and honed senses of style. We want to see both of your brands represented in these looks. PM your entries to me by Tuesday, February 6th @ 11:59 PM EST. Spoiler @Rhisiart @Buddy! @Kylie Jenner @Hug @CHANEL™ @keshaspearsxo @Witch Privilege @Vulnicura @talent @feelslikeadream @Aciid @Subomie @True Skarlet @Moonchild @Lémur @PinkBox @mxtthewdelrey @Alena @Stan @Tsareena @Slut
talent Posted February 1, 2018 Posted February 1, 2018 24 minutes ago, Citrus said: and the *** brought little boys wearing a bee costume with her! moment
Hug Posted February 1, 2018 Posted February 1, 2018 I can't tell if Carbon was being nice to me or punishing Colleen.
Aciid Posted February 1, 2018 Posted February 1, 2018 Oh I didn't notice that Carbon picked the pairs. Interesting
Citrus Posted February 1, 2018 Author Posted February 1, 2018 4 minutes ago, Hug said: I can't tell if Carbon was being nice to me or punishing Colleen. It was cute, she said she tried to pair one comedy and one fashion queen for each. Idk what she did with the Chanelbon pairing tho but w/e!
Buddy! Posted February 1, 2018 Posted February 1, 2018 Just now, Citrus said: It was cute, she said she tried to pair one comedy and one fashion queen for each. Idk what she did with the Chanelbon pairing tho but w/e! Quote Stone & Melanoma
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