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Lady Gaga's Nurtec: No Better than Tylenol


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2 minutes ago, Goaty said:

I'm gonna need some of yall to actually read the article please :clack:

 

this drug has a place in modern medicine — I should know I dispense it all the time 

:rip:like - they're just running with the headline and just liking posts for a quick drag

 

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Can't wait for Godga to scalp the OGH with LG7 so we can return to normalcy on this godforsaken website. They really needed this week to let out all their frustration at DWAS' stompery and Katy endery.

 

KATHERINA PERREIRA IS A HUGE FAD AND ******* OVER!!!

 

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1 minute ago, Goaty said:

I'm gonna need some of yall to actually read the article please :clack:

 

this drug has a place in modern medicine — I should know I dispense it all the time 

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and now she's a certified Harlefraud … Lock her up!

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1 hour ago, AshleyLovescats887 said:

Did Katy curse Gaga or smt? Why is everything getting murky? I am not trying to be shady, nor do i want to do that, but the 'Get Happy' singer isn't doing as good as I thought it would.

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please stream 'Good Morning' for the curse to disappear

Jazz music to Gaga is what short blond hair was to Katy 

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Triptans stay winning!

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Oh wow this thread 

 

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Not miss GaGa starting her 143 era :jonny6:

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she's the real (Stefani) Joanne the Scammer :clap3:

 

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Sounds like gags might need a nurtec or 3 after this week she's been having 

 

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oh no she's in her flop era again

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nurtec is just a passion project. art not the charts

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Not the migraines charts too

 

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19 minutes ago, Jacobdaniel said:

nurtec is just a passion project. art not the charts

oh no guys the pharmaceutical police (the FDA) is here. 

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Lock her up but only after LG7 is released.

 

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Ibuprofen 500mg you will ALWAYS be that girl whew :bam:

 

 

gaga found fad and over* :bam:

 

 

*Restrictions apply. Global smashes not included. 

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5 hours ago, Stunnah said:

Omg there are actual Nurtec stans on ATRL. DW. This controversy should push it to top 10 on the Pillboard Hot 100. 

post of the year :deadbanana2:

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6 hours ago, RideOrDie said:

 

Proactiv: 191 - 14 - 9 - 5 - 1 - 1 - 1

Nurtec: 98 - OUT - OUT 

 

Katy wins this one iktr 

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Had I not signed an NDA when I worked for Pfizer they'd be on the ******* ground

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Ugh I got scared there was a new ad with Gaga. Thank you GOD it's just the Madonna and Britney stans doing their usual Gaga hate circlejerk whew! 

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We are circle jerking about pills now? And I thought make up was our lowest point :deadbanana2:

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No drug should cost >$100 per pill and the fact Gaga plays a role in this scam...

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6 hours ago, Stunnah said:

Omg there are actual Nurtec stans on ATRL. DW. This controversy should push it to top 10 on the Pillboard Hot 100. 

Post of the year ngl

 

@Ryan gives her an award

 

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I'm an insider and I have it on good authority that Nurtec is LG7 and LG7 is Nurtec. The album is not only funded by Nurtec but it is themed around the medication itself. 
 

It's a new musical project that brings together capitalism with art and intersects it with the lived experience of migraine sufferers. It's an experimental jazz album that simulates the journey of experiencing a migraine sonically with jazz covers of songs like Judas that represent or induce the beginning of the migraine and then soothes you with Nurtec inspired songs that bring relief like "Do What U Want (With My Nurtec)" before ending on a cliffhanger as it wears off and the migraine comes back with a reverse Warholian interpolation of "Nurtec Illusion" where she realizes she needs to continue taking Nurtec.

 

They're bundling digital copies of it with all Nurtec orders so I'm afraid it's going to be art AND the charts, it's over for all your faves. 
 

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7 hours ago, Stunnah said:

$1,061 for a supply of 8 tablets

I hate the pharmaceutical industry. :deadbanana2:

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