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Deserved.  :xtinass: 
 

At least she always has Planet Unbothered right?  :heart2:

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36 minutes ago, MonsterNavy said:

imagine having a trinity of back to back to back commercially and critically flop albums :deadbanana2:

 

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This has to be the worst 1-2-3 punch of albums for an (ex) succesful female pop star.

 

Although Witness is a masterpiece compared to Smile and 143

 

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Why doesn't anyone put 1 out of 5?

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oh wow flopping everywhere even with long hair :deadbanana4:

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40 for NME who gives 80s automatically fejfhgf

 

 

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Poor her :rip:

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1 minute ago, newaespa said:

oh wow flopping everywhere even with long hair :deadbanana4:

But all she needed was long black hair and Dr Luke back! :ryan3:

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Honestly I think this is the biggest backlash since Xtina's Bionic. Back then everybody was delighted to see her fail and it nothing seemed to go right for her. Katy's era is starting to look the same. Literally nothing is going well.

At least Bionic was a good album and people admitted it in hindsight. I doubt the same happens for 143, it's so bland…

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44 minutes ago, MonsterNavy said:

imagine having a trinity of back to back to back commercially and critically flop albums :deadbanana2:

 

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Miss Xtina can't relate, she got four :deadbanana2:

 

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46 minutes ago, MonsterNavy said:

 

million reasons was def a hit

 

but yeah we dont call stupid love and perfect illusion hits because it had #5 and #15 peaks

 

meanwhile katycats bragging about chained to the rhythm, feels, nro and bon appetit and their fake bots streams is just :deadbanana: accept it and move on. her last hit was dark horse ft. juicy j

 

 

Good to know the monsters don't consider feels a hit

That mean ROM which has lower streams isn't a hit either

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1 minute ago, Digitalism said:

Good to know the monsters don't consider feels a hit

That mean ROM which has lower streams isn't a hit either

sure, if that will make you katycats feel a lil better

 

:suburban:

 

 

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6 minutes ago, NewStanner said:

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At least 9 people liked the album? :suburban:

Glad to see at least her 9 remaining fans are enjoying it :clap3:

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Metacritic-eligible reviews

 

SputnikMusic: 20
The Guardian: 40
NME: 40
Clash: 50


Average score: 37.5

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10 minutes ago, NewStanner said:

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At least 9 people liked the album? :suburban:

The fact that it has lower user score than "Katy Hudson" is sending me so bad :ahh:

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1 minute ago, Britney Spears said:

Metacritic-eligible reviews

 

SputnikMusic: 20
The Guardian: 40
NME: 40
Clash: 50


Average score: 37.5

Yup but MC doesnt take averages like that, Britney.

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Just now, duybeeGAshantiGA said:

Yup but MC doesnt take averages like that, Britney.

I'm aware, that's why I wrote average score

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A mess. This is so sad to see but it's what she deserves for listening to delulu twitter stans who told her to do outdated 2012 dance music and work with Dr Puke 

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2 minutes ago, Britney Spears said:

Metacritic-eligible reviews

 

SputnikMusic: 20
The Guardian: 40
NME: 40
Clash: 50


Average score: 37.5

Yeah, Metacritic doesn't measure like this but it's probably gonna be even lower. A 40 NME is like a 2 on Pitchfork lol

 

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2 minutes ago, Riverbank said:

First sentence in:

 

 

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And it's true

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9 minutes ago, Britney Spears said:

Metacritic-eligible reviews

 

SputnikMusic: 20
The Guardian: 40
NME: 40
Clash: 50


Average score: 37.5

Sounds about right and what I predicted.

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NME 2/5

The Guardian 2/5

The Independent 2/5

Clash 2.5/5

 

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The Sputnik one is a user review isn't it?

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