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6 minutes ago, Album Leak said:

This is the first real blunder in this rate. This is one of the best songs of the album! :doc:

The male parts definitely kill it though.

I like upbeat Celine. She should have become a dance diva.

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1 minute ago, Saddy said:

 

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If We Could Start Over

Score: 5.89

High score: 11

@ChooseyLover
Low score: 1

@creativity.

 

Comments:

Ewan Chaos: "Unfortunately, this is a song that sounds like her future hits but doesn't sound nearly as good."

 

 

 

 

WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF :gaycat7:

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The Céline massacre tho :shakeno: she had one of the best albums

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#43
Look My Way

Score: 5.90
High score: 10

@supaspaz@poki
Low score: 1

@sparrowblue

 

Comments:

Curaga: "This sounds like a ❛Madonna❜ B-side."

 

 

 

 

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2 minutes ago, ChooseyLover said:

Love by Another Name is even more disastrous than most of Janet's debut :cm:

 

2 minutes ago, Saddy said:

 

 

 

High score: 11

@ChooseyLover

 

 

 

 

 

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6 minutes ago, Saddy said:

 

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Thinking About You

Score: 5.77

High score: 11

@supaspaz
Low score: 1

@KillingYourCareer

 

Comments:

GreatestLoveofAll: "Another 80s song where production holds it back and worst, where her voice isnt as clear as it should be. not whitney's fault tho."
Curaga: "The mixing here is absolutely tragic :deadbanana4:"
Ewan Chaos: "This started off pretty good, but then it was just 5min of a snooze."

 

 

 

 

4 minutes ago, Saddy said:

 

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#45
Love by Another Name

Score: 5.79

High score: 10

@supaspaz
Low score: 1

@KillingYourCareer

 

Comments:

KillingYourCareer: "Those vocal effects are beyond ridiculous!"
Ewan Chaos: "The Mario underground sample oh period."

 

 

 

 

Go to hell, @KillingYourCareer <3

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Just now, Curaga said:

 

 

I guess I'm doing the bending...

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It’s a SERIOUS problem for this rate that you all don’t seem to get post-disco pop

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#42
Think of Me

Score: 5.92

High score: 9.2

@Curaga
Low score: 1

@jacklovesyou1@poki

 

Comments:

Ewan Chaos: "Imo this is the most underrated song on the record. One of my favorite synth lines on the record."

 

 

 

 

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Every remaining Madonna song should be in the top 20

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Just now, supaspaz said:

I like upbeat Celine. She should have become a dance diva.

She is honestly REALLY versatile, and I think some of her best stuff came in the 2000s where she was kinda doing anything and everything. 

A New Day Has Come, One Heart and 1 fille & 4 types in such a quick succession was kinda amazing. One Heart is still my favorite album of hers, her version of I Drove All Night had me GAGGED as a kid :jonny5:

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On another note, I'm glad to see Kylie's entire album is still in the game because it's that good.

 

I imagined Think of Me would be leaving early but not THIS early. Same with all the other Madonna tracks.

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12 minutes ago, ChooseyLover said:

I swear I listened to them back to back a few times and I didn't notice anything but I've observed some Madonna stans have strong preferences :gaycat7: Makes me feel a bit dumb/deaf/both.

Girl same but this is how I feel about most things, but it's especially prevalent with fanbases like Madge's like... damn I'm glad I don't really stan anyone like that.

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I... did not expect any Madonna songs to be out pre-45 at least. At least it's just I Know It. I KNEW Think of Me would tank tho noooooooo at least it wasn't her first one out. So sad :emofish:

 

My least fave Whitney & Janet songs being in the bottom 3, period. I knew the doodoo song would get its lashings so I'm glad I saved my 0 for the Whitney song.

Posted
7 minutes ago, supaspaz said:

I like upbeat Celine. She should have become a dance diva.

This!!! 

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@poki, sis......

 

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I thought you were a Madonna stan! :deadbanana2:

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Not one but TWO Madonna tracks with sub-6 averages is insane. Just nasty work.

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#41
Love at First Sight

Score: 6.01

High score: 10

@Curaga
Low score: 2

@Album Leak@SoldierofLove

 

Comments:

GreatestLoveofAll: "What a great closer!"
Curaga: "I always forget she has two songs with this title :dies: They are both bops!"
Ewan Chaos: "Great song and great closer, but it does kinda bother me that it has the same name as her best song ever from Fever so. I think subconsciously it makes me dislike this song just a little."

 

 

 

 

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1 minute ago, SoldierofLove said:

My Céline 11 is out of the picture. Have mercy on me :gaycat6:

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These eliminations from Kylie’s album are going the wrong way! Undeserved single bias.

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1 minute ago, Saddy said:

 

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#41
Love at First Sight

Score: 6.01

High score: 10

@Curaga
Low score: 2

@Album Leak@SoldierofLove

 

Comments:

GreatestLoveofAll: "What a great closer!"
Curaga: "I always forget she has two songs with this title :dies: They are both bops!"
Ewan Chaos: "Great song and great closer, but it does kinda bother me that it has the same name as her best song ever from Fever so. I think subconsciously it makes me dislike this song just a little."

 

 

 

 

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Mariah absolutely slaying the rate so far. Kind of deserved.

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1 minute ago, Saddy said:

 

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#41
Love at First Sight

Score: 6.01

High score: 10

@Curaga
Low score: 2

@Album Leak@SoldierofLove

 

Comments:

GreatestLoveofAll: "What a great closer!"
Curaga: "I always forget she has two songs with this title :dies: They are both bops!"
Ewan Chaos: "Great song and great closer, but it does kinda bother me that it has the same name as her best song ever from Fever so. I think subconsciously it makes me dislike this song just a little."

 

 

 

 

WHAT? This is crazy.

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The one rate where a ballad massacre might be merited and it’s not happening…

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