Cruel Summer Posted September 2 Posted September 2 3 minutes ago, Achilles. said: The thing about Red is that it's not just the bridge between her country and pop phases, but also the very center of the venn diagram of all her music: the country, the pop, the indie, the masterpieces, the flops, the cringe, the glitter gel pens, the fountain pens, the steaming hot garbage. It's ALL in Red. The "always has been" meme but Earth is Red, the one shooting is Evermore, and the one getting shot is Lover 1
SleepingTigers Posted September 2 Posted September 2 Stay Beautiful is a perfectly fine song to have on your debut album as a teen. If she released it now, then it'd be an issue.
Europe Posted September 2 Posted September 2 5 minutes ago, Forever Winter said: 247. Stay Beautiful 4.921 Comments AshleyLovescats887 11 - "Beautiful, the TV will ruin me." LoveInStereo 6.7 - "I love the lyrics. The instrumental is cloying? Sounded much better live from Eras." KillingYourCareer 6.5 - "I once made a Facebook post where I said I'd dedicate a song to each person who liked it, and this girl I hadn't seen in a couple of years got Stay Beautiful. She had NO idea who Taylor Swift was (context: Italy, 2013), but she was so impressed that she shared the song on her profile!" pinkbowvintage 5 - "This song is cute but it goes absolutely now and the bizarre mixed metaphors bug me...his eyes are like a jungle?? Girl what." Starchild 4 - "I'm sorry it's boring." Where are you now? 2.6 - "Cory I'm so sorry!" wastedpotential 2.3 - "I hate most everything about this song. This style of plucky bumpkin banjo music needs to be shoved back up the Appalachian holler it came from and left to die. Cory can choke on a giant dick. A fiddle can work for Lord when employed properly, but this is just disgusting. The yelping She does at the end of each chorus to make the titular line a bit less awkward is just infuriating to listen to. This is truly one of the worst things She's ever put on an album, and before this (and aside from the last rate), I probably haven't listened to this of my own volition since Obama's first term. The Whitney vocals She did in the chorus right after the atrocious bridge were cute but the entire outro is grating and awful and deserves to be left to the vultures. The only way this song will be free of haters is after I'm long gone." 1989 2 - "I imagine the TV vocals will elevate it, but this just isn't a great song. The definition of a skip." Klein 2 - "What do you think about Cory's eyes?" blown away 0 - "Oh my, how on earth did miss Thang manage to build a career with horrible songs like this? That chorus..."However, I do have a bit of a soft spot for the second verse and bridge: "Before you I'd only dated self-indulgent takers who took all their problems out on me", which lands really funny when considering again, that this song was most likely written about her relationships with Jake or John... two of the most self-indulgent takers she's ever had the displeasure of knowing. The little giggle and "that's so fun" at the end, while probably intended to be cutesy, makes me irrationally angry, though considering how little I actually hear it (probably once a year), it doesn't bother me too frequently at least. I literally can't stomach this song and have never gotten over the fact that She ruined this blessed Book with this terrible song. 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This is the very first Taylor song i ever heard and it made me a stan I had no idea it was so disliked
Tusk Posted September 2 Posted September 2 Just now, jacklovesyou1 said: Cold as you out next for debut plz 1
Achilles. Posted September 2 Posted September 2 If you stop and think about it, "seven" is thematically the same as "Stay Beautiful," which (1) exemplifies the consistency of her perspective as she's grown up and (2) showcases how developing her craft and gaining more experience in both life and music has allowed her to become the GOAT she is. 1
PoisonedIvy Posted September 2 Posted September 2 12 minutes ago, Forever Winter said: 1989 0 - "This is why I can't take Red stans seriously." 1
Klein Posted September 2 Posted September 2 Just now, jacklovesyou1 said: Cold as you out next for debut plz See you in something like 100-150 songs I fear 1
Taylor fanboy Posted September 2 Posted September 2 AshleyLovescats887 11 AbeHicks 10 greeneyedsoul 10 Taylor fanboy 10 ugh Stay Beautiful iygiygi @AshleyLovescats887 @AbeHicks @greeneyedsoul 2
By the Water Posted September 2 Posted September 2 The way I gave everything so far a 1 4 minutes ago, TaylenaStan said: sacRED haters getting brave, i see y'all better close your eyes when we get to the top 100 All that just for Godchanted to outlast all 30 songs again
wastedpotential Posted September 2 Posted September 2 Just now, Taylor fanboy said: AshleyLovescats887 11 AbeHicks 10 greeneyedsoul 10 Taylor fanboy 10 ugh Stay Beautiful iygiygi @AshleyLovescats887 @AbeHicks @greeneyedsoul
Brooklyn Baby Posted September 2 Author Posted September 2 ATRL Users NewStanner and Bosque on the next song: Quote "Why do almost all these side songs and collabs suck, help." "This seems like a fever dream in hindsight."
Achilles. Posted September 2 Posted September 2 1 minute ago, SleepingTigers said: Stay Beautiful is a perfectly fine song to have on your debut album as a teen. If she released it now, then it'd be an issue. If she released it now, it would be SEVEN.
TaylenaStan Posted September 2 Posted September 2 The Ogre still in? I see people's taste buds have been destroyed by Covid-Loser-Variant 1
Starchild Posted September 2 Posted September 2 3 minutes ago, wehavetostan said: When is So It Goes to the garbage out Oh sis ban yourself then these girls 3 minutes ago, jacklovesyou1 said: Cold as you out next for debut plz 1 minute ago, Achilles. said: If you stop and think about it, "seven" is thematically the same as "Stay Beautiful," which (1) exemplifies the consistency of her perspective as she's grown up and (2) showcases how developing her craft and gaining more experience in both life and music has allowed her to become the GOAT she is. 1
jacklovesyou1 Posted September 2 Posted September 2 How are christmas songs still okay go off mariah swift
Cruel Summer Posted September 2 Posted September 2 Quote "Why do almost all these side songs and collabs suck, help." Sorry, can you repeat that? 1
wastedpotential Posted September 2 Posted September 2 1 minute ago, Forever Winter said: ATRL Users NewStanner and Bosque on the next song: Oh Birch my beloved
Brooklyn Baby Posted September 2 Author Posted September 2 246. Both of Us (B.o.B feat. Taylor Swift) 4.978 Comments BOAZ 10 - "Lol guilty pleasure." MusicLoverDude 6 - "B.o.B. was starting to lose his charm here. Taylor kind of saved him here." blown away 4.9 - "Taylor is definitely the highlight on this, she shouldn't have wasted this beautiful chorus on this song." wastedpotential 4.8 - "Let's pretend we don't see the production credits, and lets pretend B.o.B isn't a flat earther, and lets pretend this wasn't a ginormous flop (the fact that the Holy Williams collab this was clearly trying to replicate outsold this by a factor of 6 and she's now a TayOpener... that's embarrassing, but I guess that goes to show that Swifties save our money for music with Lord's name in the top billing), and then we'll probably be in better shape. We'd also be better off if Taylor's portion didn't consist of two lines repeated a few times, and then a bit of howling in the bridge." 1989 3.1 - "This great value Airplanes." Where are you now? 2.3 - "Neither of us." Achilles. 2 - "I still remember the words to the chorus but that's it. Flop effort." NewStanner 2 - "Why do almost all these side songs and collabs suck, help." Bosque 0 - "This seems like a fever dream in hindsight." Results Spoiler Starchild 5 AbeHicks 10 Miles. 10 Losing my ground 10 BOAZ 10 FolkLover1989 10 Enrique523 9 Don 9 wehavetostan 9 MidnightsAtPeace 8.7 LastKiss 8.5 folkloreking 8.5 SleepingTigers 8.5 @freakum. 8 Gorjesspazze9 8 burninredhot 8 Supernatural 8 fridayteenage 8 Strawberry Bubble 8 Swirl900 8 Blood Magic 8 Sanguine 8 heckinglovato 8 Top Dash 7.9 Bindi 7.8 terrorblade 7.7 enchanted0 7.5 Safe&Sound 7.3 tb6591 7.2 Michael196 7.2 Solaria 7 llikeh 7 badidearight 7 halcyonday 7 Axolotl 7 PerfectSacrifice 7 frankvert 7 vinicius 7 Yog 7 djcalpal 7 makeawish 7 kyungsoowift 7 Flower 7 Heldenzeit 7 chiliam 7 greeneyedsoul 7 The Music Industry 6.7 greento 6.5 Forever Winter 6.5 305 6.5 skizzo 6.5 liam13 6.5 SoSickOfThatSOL 6.5 Cruel Summer 6.4 Velvet Night 6.1 DevilsRollTheDice 6 sanzo 6 Vespertine 6 chosensparkles 6 Nein 6 brokee 6 ellis-bell 6 MusicLoverDude 6 Hooker Barbie 6 twoheadlightshine 6 sparrowblue 6 Bartender 6 Rev8 6 Edge of Glory 6 roso 5.7 G.U.Y_Del_Rey 5.5 Catch22 5.5 creativity. 5.5 tjspy 5.3 jacklovesyou1 5.2 Lazuli 5.1 NordicGuy 5 Live To Tell 5 Avrileon 5 CamiloPg_ 5 Theluckyone 5 Iamanearthling 5 Venice B 5 Great Username 5 Tedwards 5 Sad Beautiful Tragic 5 Terylee 5 paulyyyozd 5 Kyle-x 5 Ms. Togekiss 5 blown away 4.9 Mr. Duff 4.8 wastedpotential 4.8 Peroxide 4.7 SylMacPer 4.6 ChapelHooker 4.5 jacobhalkohit 4.5 SLUTTVFTV 4.5 TaylenaStan 4.4 pinkbowvintage 4 a_d_22 4 Soobin 4 Riverbank 4 Hurem 4 gagacasanova 4 Fitzswiftie 4 Feanor 4 Holy Ground 4 LovaticSwiftie 4 RihannaLoverrr 4 Dear Reader 4 Klein 4 Clauss 4 Flames2Embers 4 fab 4 yourfaveisaflop 4 AdrianNicki 4 StonedSoulPicnic 4 reputation1989 3.8 Ger.vaz 3.6 Ampersand13 3.5 modern thing 3.5 1989 3.1 PoisonedIvy 3.1 PaloSanto 3 D-@-N 3 Prismee 3 Schami66 3 LVP 3 ONOPKA 3 Bussea 3 Byzantium 3 My Tears Ricochet 3 idkwiam 2.8 KillingYourCareer 2.5 beagle 2.5 Where are you now? 2.3 Namigo 2 Tusk 2 Life Savers 2 Mezik 2 GuyNextDoor 2 americanlife 2 pavi 2 Taylor fanboy 2 K$Ellie 2 NewStanner 2 Achilles. 2 Lorenzo22 2 TheArgonaut 1.5 Diarrhoea 1.5 LoveInStereo 1.2 NEX 1 Teen Spirit 1 4Real 1 Arrows 1 itsjem 1 AshleyLovescats887 1 StØned 1 NextBish90 1 Mocha 1 holyground13 1 Quicksand 1 By the Water 1 TMRA 0 Bosque 0 3
Taylor fanboy Posted September 2 Posted September 2 Okay but at what rate do we stop? I have a JOB tomorrow.
Cruel Summer Posted September 2 Posted September 2 1 minute ago, Cruel Summer said: Sorry, can you repeat that? Never mind, all clear! 1
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