TaylenaStan Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 2 minutes ago, Forever Winter said: 29. champagne problems 8.577 Saviours (11s): Cruel Summer, llikeh Stans (10s): Heldenzeit, Bosque, wehavetostan, Starchild, Teen Spirit, Ms. Togekiss, heckinglovato, SoSickOfThatSOL, TMRA, K$Ellie, Bartender, Blood Magic, Rev8, Taylor fanboy, greeneyedsoul, chiliam, Where are you now?, Diarrhoea, fab, beagle, Hooker Barbie, ellis-bell, BOAZ, Holy Ground, ONOPKA, fridayteenage, Great Username, GuyNextDoor, LVP, Mezik, Tedwards, G.U.Y_Del_Rey, idkwiam, wastedpotential, Ampersand13, Fitzswiftie, PerfectSacrifice, AbeHicks, iamanearthling, halcyonday, Gorjesspazze9, AshleyLovescats887, Mr. Duff, Enrique523, reputation1989, chosensparkles, freakum., Vespertine, folkloreking, Life Savers, itsjem, Theluckyone, Tusk, 1989, Solaria, pinkbowvintage, NordicGuy, PaloSanto, SylMacPer, tb6591 Admirers (9s): Lorenzo22, Achilles., NewStanner, pavi, PoisonedIvy, Kyle-x, byzantium, Flames2Embers, Kyungsoowift, creativity, Catch22, Dear Reader, Ger.vaz, Mocha, burninredhot, Axolotl, D-@-N, Riverbank, Arrows, 305, Namigo, a_d_22, CamiloPg_, sanzo, Live To Tell, DevilsRollTheDice, terrorblade, Safe&Sound, Flower, roso, Velvet Night, greento, RihannaLoverrr, Miles., badideairght, gagacasanova, MidnightsAtPeace, Forever Winter, tjspy, Støned, Top Dash, TheArgonaut, The Music Industry Haters (1s): SleepingTigers Saboteurs (0s): TaylenaStan, NEX, FolkLover1989 Comments 1989 10 - "Arguably the best bridge of her career." Where are you now? 10 - "Heavenly ballad from our wintry album evermore. Aside from obvious praises for the song's storytelling and overall build, I'd like to highlight the instrumental section after the 2nd chorus containing the angelic choir of Taylor's ahhhh's - gives me goosebumps every time." wastedpotential 10 - "Give it up to Lord for triple faking us out here, on the album that's supposedly all about fantasy stories and is completely detached from Her personal life, She's out here writing a rejected engagement song from the perspective of the rejecter and their endless guilt, with Her boyfriend who we all secretly thought was engaged to Her for the LONGEST time. I think "poor, messed up girl who feels awful after rejecting a proposal" is quite possibly the most unique concept Lord has ever run with. I think this is going to stay a few steps behind august (and maybe never as popular) for a long time and become an enduring cult classic as more and more and more TayLovers pass this onto their children, much like my parents did to me with beloved Beatles album tracks. Lord's greatest skill is Her ability to write about a very specific and unique scenario, but make it applicable to You the Listener™, and to make it fit into Your life, and to make you think 'gosh, is She reading my diary?' This hymn is coming at that from a side-on angle, since it's not written as this universal experience (if every proposee was rejecting their ring, DeBeers would be in shambles nnn), but it's written as a universal hypothetical. I think we all imagine proposing to someone at some point in the future (or have proposed to someone, or have been proposed to, or want to be proposed to OR SOME OTHER PERMUTATION I CANNOT THINK OF RIGHT NOW), and even if you/they did (or you hope you/they do) say yes, there will always be that 'what if?' thought. Lord, being the genius that She is, took that thought (which probably came to Her while She was waiting for Hobo to propose to her), and spun it into this grand piano ballad that now gets several minute ovations, and spawned some of Lord's best one-liners (I think every OTH/THOTS who comes after Lord's lyricism on Twitter will be blasted with "Your Midas touch on the Chevy Door/November flush and your flannel cure" for the rest of time, and I think that's what they deserve), and has built an insane legacy for what seems to have been a hypothetical situation born out of waiting for her loser (ex-) boyfriend to take a step forward." Achilles. 9 - "Incredible song but not necessarily deserving of the way the fandom's singled it out over the rest of the album." SLUTTVFTV 8.3 - "Meh... I used to love it but it's grown off of me. ****** in the head is ICONIC but the song is just ok. Wish there was more production." blown away 7.3 - "Love the storytelling and the instrumentation used on the song. It sounds like a tale told around a campfire at night." holyground13 7 - "It's never been a favourite of mine but I don't want to tank it." Edge of Glory 6.5 - "'What a shame she's F*CKED in the head' is peak but the rest is kinda mid unfortunately." Reveal, Part 6 Results (So Far) Reveal hidden contents 50. Don't Blame Me - 8.127 49. Maroon - 8.129 48. willow - 8.138 47. Anti-Hero - 8.179 46. Cornelia Street - 8.181 45. Safe & Sound (feat. The Civil Wars) - 8.189 44. ...Ready for It? - 8.203 43. the 1 - 8.205 42. ivy - 8.206 41. cowboy like me - 8.210 40. seven - 8.220 39. Holy Ground - 8.268 38. Mine - 8.294 37. illicit affairs - 8.303 36. Dear John - 8.303 35. Long Live - 8.328 34. Call It What You Want - 8.467 33. You're on Your Own, Kid - 8.540 32. right where you left me - 8.550 31. Fearless - 8.562 30. Treacherous - 8.568 29. champagne problems - 8.577 nn obviously this is not a 0/10 song, its more like 8/10 but its not even top 10 on evermore for me and i know its a fan fav so i had to sabotage this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taylor fanboy Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 (edited) Tis The Divine Sermon above Coke Problems?! WE CHEER! Edited September 7 by Taylor fanboy 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Night Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 All the evermore songs I love are out now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FolkLover1989 Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 So are Folklore and Evermore actually tanking omg I think I might have made the poplor stans win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.U.Y_Del_Rey Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 (edited) WTF is this rate, Seven and Treacherous are just way too low both needed to be in the top 20 EDIT: NOR CHAMPAGNE PROBLEMS AT #29, that was another top 20 material Edit: Not Red the song above those masterpieces Edited September 7 by G.U.Y_Del_Rey 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gagacasanova Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 3 minutes ago, Forever Winter said: 29. champagne problems 8.577 Haters (1s): SleepingTigers Saboteurs (0s): TaylenaStan, NEX, FolkLover1989 Reveal hidden contents 50. Don't Blame Me - 8.127 49. Maroon - 8.129 48. willow - 8.138 47. Anti-Hero - 8.179 46. Cornelia Street - 8.181 45. Safe & Sound (feat. The Civil Wars) - 8.189 44. ...Ready for It? - 8.203 43. the 1 - 8.205 42. ivy - 8.206 41. cowboy like me - 8.210 40. seven - 8.220 39. Holy Ground - 8.268 38. Mine - 8.294 37. illicit affairs - 8.303 36. Dear John - 8.303 35. Long Live - 8.328 34. Call It What You Want - 8.467 33. You're on Your Own, Kid - 8.540 32. right where you left me - 8.550 31. Fearless - 8.562 30. Treacherous - 8.568 29. champagne problems - 8.577 Y'all aint ****** in the head... a travesty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ONOPKA Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 4 minutes ago, Forever Winter said: 29. champagne problems 8.577 Saviours (11s): Cruel Summer, llikeh Stans (10s): Heldenzeit, Bosque, wehavetostan, Starchild, Teen Spirit, Ms. Togekiss, heckinglovato, SoSickOfThatSOL, TMRA, K$Ellie, Bartender, Blood Magic, Rev8, Taylor fanboy, greeneyedsoul, chiliam, Where are you now?, Diarrhoea, fab, beagle, Hooker Barbie, ellis-bell, BOAZ, Holy Ground, ONOPKA, fridayteenage, Great Username, GuyNextDoor, LVP, Mezik, Tedwards, G.U.Y_Del_Rey, idkwiam, wastedpotential, Ampersand13, Fitzswiftie, PerfectSacrifice, AbeHicks, iamanearthling, halcyonday, Gorjesspazze9, AshleyLovescats887, Mr. Duff, Enrique523, reputation1989, chosensparkles, freakum., Vespertine, folkloreking, Life Savers, itsjem, Theluckyone, Tusk, 1989, Solaria, pinkbowvintage, NordicGuy, PaloSanto, SylMacPer, tb6591 Admirers (9s): Lorenzo22, Achilles., NewStanner, pavi, PoisonedIvy, Kyle-x, byzantium, Flames2Embers, Kyungsoowift, creativity, Catch22, Dear Reader, Ger.vaz, Mocha, burninredhot, Axolotl, D-@-N, Riverbank, Arrows, 305, Namigo, a_d_22, CamiloPg_, sanzo, Live To Tell, DevilsRollTheDice, terrorblade, Safe&Sound, Flower, roso, Velvet Night, greento, RihannaLoverrr, Miles., badideairght, gagacasanova, MidnightsAtPeace, Forever Winter, tjspy, Støned, Top Dash, TheArgonaut, The Music Industry Haters (1s): SleepingTigers Saboteurs (0s): TaylenaStan, NEX, FolkLover1989 Comments 1989 10 - "Arguably the best bridge of her career." Where are you now? 10 - "Heavenly ballad from our wintry album evermore. Aside from obvious praises for the song's storytelling and overall build, I'd like to highlight the instrumental section after the 2nd chorus containing the angelic choir of Taylor's ahhhh's - gives me goosebumps every time." wastedpotential 10 - "Give it up to Lord for triple faking us out here, on the album that's supposedly all about fantasy stories and is completely detached from Her personal life, She's out here writing a rejected engagement song from the perspective of the rejecter and their endless guilt, with Her boyfriend who we all secretly thought was engaged to Her for the LONGEST time. I think "poor, messed up girl who feels awful after rejecting a proposal" is quite possibly the most unique concept Lord has ever run with. I think this is going to stay a few steps behind august (and maybe never as popular) for a long time and become an enduring cult classic as more and more and more TayLovers pass this onto their children, much like my parents did to me with beloved Beatles album tracks. Lord's greatest skill is Her ability to write about a very specific and unique scenario, but make it applicable to You the Listener™, and to make it fit into Your life, and to make you think 'gosh, is She reading my diary?' This hymn is coming at that from a side-on angle, since it's not written as this universal experience (if every proposee was rejecting their ring, DeBeers would be in shambles nnn), but it's written as a universal hypothetical. I think we all imagine proposing to someone at some point in the future (or have proposed to someone, or have been proposed to, or want to be proposed to OR SOME OTHER PERMUTATION I CANNOT THINK OF RIGHT NOW), and even if you/they did (or you hope you/they do) say yes, there will always be that 'what if?' thought. Lord, being the genius that She is, took that thought (which probably came to Her while She was waiting for Hobo to propose to her), and spun it into this grand piano ballad that now gets several minute ovations, and spawned some of Lord's best one-liners (I think every OTH/THOTS who comes after Lord's lyricism on Twitter will be blasted with "Your Midas touch on the Chevy Door/November flush and your flannel cure" for the rest of time, and I think that's what they deserve), and has built an insane legacy for what seems to have been a hypothetical situation born out of waiting for her loser (ex-) boyfriend to take a step forward." Achilles. 9 - "Incredible song but not necessarily deserving of the way the fandom's singled it out over the rest of the album." SLUTTVFTV 8.3 - "Meh... I used to love it but it's grown off of me. ****** in the head is ICONIC but the song is just ok. Wish there was more production." blown away 7.3 - "Love the storytelling and the instrumentation used on the song. It sounds like a tale told around a campfire at night." holyground13 7 - "It's never been a favourite of mine but I don't want to tank it." Edge of Glory 6.5 - "'What a shame she's F*CKED in the head' is peak but the rest is kinda mid unfortunately." Reveal, Part 6 Results (So Far) Reveal hidden contents 50. Don't Blame Me - 8.127 49. Maroon - 8.129 48. willow - 8.138 47. Anti-Hero - 8.179 46. Cornelia Street - 8.181 45. Safe & Sound (feat. The Civil Wars) - 8.189 44. ...Ready for It? - 8.203 43. the 1 - 8.205 42. ivy - 8.206 41. cowboy like me - 8.210 40. seven - 8.220 39. Holy Ground - 8.268 38. Mine - 8.294 37. illicit affairs - 8.303 36. Dear John - 8.303 35. Long Live - 8.328 34. Call It What You Want - 8.467 33. You're on Your Own, Kid - 8.540 32. right where you left me - 8.550 31. Fearless - 8.562 30. Treacherous - 8.568 29. champagne problems - 8.577 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holyground13 Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 Champagne Problems... I can see why people love it but it's never been a favourite of mine though I did belt it on the Eras Tour like everyone else. I'm just not too mad about the chords or melody. But I didn't sabotage it I think I gave it a 7 or 8. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4Real Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 champagne problems is just NOT that girl 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylenaStan Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 folkmore will probably still end up with the highest average ranking, its just that a lot of the songs are cannibalizing each other, while everyone is giving the same 1 or 2 Fearless songs a 9-10 for example Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruel Summer Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 I can't even be mad Champagne Problems didn't go further because literally halving its numerical rank is astounding. I do think it's an incredibly inoffensive song to sabotage, given some of the other things we know are in the top thirty now, but that's all okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blood Magic Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 Sabotaging is actually very ugly, no matter the song. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forever Winter Posted September 7 Author Share Posted September 7 5 minutes ago, Flower said: I was also at N1 Santa Clara @Forever Winter (Outside of the Venue BUT ANYWAYS) I WAS FERAL when i heard it live as a surprise song. One of her best songs. This is how close I was to them during the surprise songs 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ONOPKA Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 there's a reason the crowd give taylord an applause for 5 mins after champagne problems it is ONE OF HER BEST SONGS to not crack the top 5 is a CRIME and those who tanked it will pay heavily 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taylor fanboy Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 (edited) Disgust Credit Sour inbRED Back to Irrelevancy Out of Toilet Paper Are all FADS! They have no business above Sparks Fly, a song she wrote at 14 years old all by herself. Without the pressure of a smash like Love Story (Mine), extra sales on Target (Ours), and sympathy (Mean) & payola (Long Live). PURE TALENTRY. Edited September 7 by Taylor fanboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
folkloreking Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 Side note I have a funny story about Champagne Problems. My first listen was the clean version bc I accidentally selected that and did NOT realize until the album was done... So imagine my GASP at "what a shame she's ****** in the head". Herstory was made. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gagacasanova Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 Anybody that gives champagne problems below 9 deserves PRISON Spoiler But they won't get time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
By the Water Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 2 minutes ago, FolkLover1989 said: So are Folklore and Evermore actually tanking omg I think I might have made the poplor stans win You wanted to stop songs from making into the top 10 and sabotaged evermore????? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylenaStan Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 Just now, ONOPKA said: there's a reason the crowd give taylord an applause for 5 mins after champagne problems it is ONE OF HER BEST SONGS to not crack the top 5 is a CRIME and those who tanked it will pay heavily If anything this makes me hate the song one of the most annoying eras tour ''traditions'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FolkLover1989 Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 1 minute ago, Cruel Summer said: I can't even be mad Champagne Problems didn't go further because literally halving its numerical rank is astounding. I do think it's an incredibly inoffensive song to sabotage, given some of the other things we know are in the top thirty now, but that's all okay. If I was aware 1989 stans will do this ( me included) I wouldn't have sabotaged this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruel Summer Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 Just now, FolkLover1989 said: If I was aware 1989 stans will do this ( me included) I wouldn't have sabotaged this Honestly I'm not even mad about 1989, I'm mad Cruel Summer is somehow still in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ONOPKA Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 1 minute ago, TaylenaStan said: If anything this makes me hate the song one of the most annoying eras tour ''traditions'' there's a reason they don't do it after any song from RED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forever Winter Posted September 7 Author Share Posted September 7 Three more songs y'all and one album takes two hits next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FolkLover1989 Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 1 minute ago, By the Water said: You wanted to stop songs from making into the top 10 and sabotaged evermore????? I wanted to balance thing out I was pretty sure after Eras Tour that Champagne and RWYLM have lot of stans so didn't want them to win over my fav songs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gagacasanova Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 Honest to god thought cp would have cracked the top 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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